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4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Welcome fellow DDOian's and members of the Church. If you are new here, and simply stumbled in to see what the hell we were doing, then I hope you stay for the sermon...

We would like to welcome to the Church two new members... Adam_Godzilla, and Voice of Truth. Welcome brothers. May the wisdom to the one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee, guide you. Praise be onto Chickadee!

So come on in,
Listen up,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

========================================================================

Far before the great Mod, our lord and savior, created the world of DDO... There was the era of dial up, message boards, and cheaply made websites with too many ads...
Much like this one ==> http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com......

Some call it the pre-Facebook era... Others call it the pre-Youtube era... Others even call it the pre-Wikipedia era... Those of us who were there personally call it the Pre-Pornhub era. And it was horrid and without guidance. It was such a grueling place that many chose to play pre-installed Windows games instead. For before there was Minecraft, there was Mine Sweeper.

Mod had found himself with only two blocks remaining, and both were equally likely to be the bomb. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong block, and decided it was time to leave the house. He walked outside, but alas, the Cowboys were playing in his city that day, and there were Cowboys fans parading down the street. Mod was disgusted, so he returned to his house and went online... And he was almost just as disgusted by what he saw there.

Mod knew there was only one thing he could do, and so he called for his one true son, Chickadee. He told his son of a magical and all-powerful relic... The Holy Solo Cup.
http://www.debate.org...

Beginning his great quest, Chickadee visited the one place he knew he could trust to lead him in the right direction... The Internet. Only after visiting did he realize how stupid that was, for Google had yet to be invented. He knew the path before him required him to travel through the crowd of Cowboy fans, and venture forth into the world. He deleted his browser history, and went forth on his quest.

His first stop was the city of New Orleans, for it was Mardi gras, and all the drunkards and the party-goers, and the college students and the spring-breakers, were out and about. Chickadee learned from a college student of a man from Harvard who could lead him on the right path. And so the prophet Chickadee went forth to Harvard.

Upon reaching Harvard, Chickadee met a young man named Mark Zuckerberg. Mark informed him of a person from another university who knew of another person, although Mark could not remember which university it was. Chickadee brought up how stupid it was that they had all these connections, but no way of keeping track of them all. After awhile, Mark remembered the name... Indiana University.

Chickadee went to Indiana University, and met the man... Jimmy Wales. Jimmy told him of a man from Michigan State. This man supposedly knew of the location of the Holy Solo Cup. Chickadee brought up how annoying it was going from place to place looking for information, before finally setting off to finish his quest for Mod.

Once at Michigan University, Chickadee met Larry Page. Larry challenged him to a game of Beer Pong. If Chickadee won, Larry would teach him of the Holy Solo Cup's location. The game seemed to be evenly matched, until they both had only 2 cups remaining. Larry took his turn, and got one of Chickadees last two cups, leaving the prophet with only one cup remaining. Chickadee knew what he had to do, and managed to get two balls into one cup, thus making Larry Page drink both of his cups of beer.

Larry, however, informed the Prophet Chickadee that he did not know where the Holy Solo Cup was. Chickadee was angry, but remembered that Mod was caring and forgiving, and that he too must be forgiving. Larry informed Chickadee that he knew that someone would know where the Holy Solo Cup was. All they needed was a way to search for the information in one place... And so Google came to be.

The Prophet Chickadee went home, and accessed Google, learning of a place called Wikipedia, founded by his friend Jimmy Wales. A place where all knowledge was. Chickadee learned that the Holy Solo Cup belonged to a man named Matt Keezer. He found Matt on Facebook, newly designed by his friend, Mark. Matt agreed to send Chickadee the Holy Solo Cup. While talking, they agreed that something was missing from the internet... They just couldn't figure out what it was... Years later, Matt would figure it out.........

Thus the Prophet Chickadee, while on his quest for the Holy Solo Cup, saved the Internet, and brought light and holiness to the realm. This is exactly how it happened... Without question... No doubts about it... Yep.

Praise be onto Chickadee!

========================================================================

Thank you for taking the time to hear of the lord Mod, and his prophet and one and only son, Chickadee. If you are interested in joining the church, and following the word of Mod, you are welcomed to PM me anytime!
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4/24/2015 4:39:12 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
This being my first sermon as Pope, feel free to make fun of me, and tell me what I did right, wrong, and what I can do better next time!
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4/24/2015 5:13:38 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
Welcome fellow DDOian's and members of the Church. If you are new here, and simply stumbled in to see what the hell we were doing, then I hope you stay for the sermon...

We would like to welcome to the Church two new members... Adam_Godzilla, and Voice of Truth. Welcome brothers. May the wisdom to the one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee, guide you. Praise be onto Chickadee!

So come on in,
Listen up,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

========================================================================

Far before the great Mod, our lord and saviour, created the world of DDO... There was the era of dial up, message boards, and cheaply made websites with too many ads...
Much like this one ==> http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com......

Some call it the pre-Facebook era... Others call it the pre-Youtube era... Others even call it the pre-Wikipedia era... Those of us who were there personally call it the Pre-Pornhub era. And it was horrid and without guidance. It was such a gruelling place that many chose to play pre-installed Windows games instead. For before there was Minecraft, there was Mine Sweeper.

Mod had found himself with only two blocks remaining, and both were equally likely to be the bomb. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong block, and decided it was time to leave the house. He walked outside, but alas, the Cowboys were playing in his city that day, and there were Cowboys fans parading down the street. Mod was disgusted, so he returned to his house and went online... And he was almost just as disgusted by what he saw there.

Mod knew there was only one thing he could do, and so he called for his one true son, Chickadee. He told his son of a magical and all-powerful relic... The Holy Solo Cup.
http://www.debate.org...

Beginning his great quest, Chickadee visited the one place he knew he could trust to lead him in the right direction... The Internet. Only after visiting did he realize how stupid that was, for Google had yet to be invented. He knew the path before him required him to travel through the crowd of Cowboy fans, and venture forth into the world. He deleted his browser history, and went forth on his quest.

His first stop was the city of New Orleans, for it was Mardi gras, and all the drunkards and the party-goers, and the college students and the spring-breakers, were out and about. Chickadee learned from a college student of a man from Harvard who could lead him on the right path. And so the prophet Chickadee went forth to Harvard.

Upon reaching Harvard, Chickadee met a young man named Mark Zuckerberg. Mark informed him of a person from another university who knew of another person, although Mark could not remember which university it was. Chickadee brought up how stupid it was that they had all these connections, but no way of keeping track of them all. After awhile, Mark remembered the name... Indiana University.

Chickadee went to Indiana University, and met the man... Jimmy Wales. Jimmy told him of a man from Michigan State. This man supposedly knew of the location of the Holy Solo Cup. Chickadee brought up how annoying it was going from place to place looking for information, before finally setting off to finish his quest for Mod.

Once at Michigan University, Chickadee met Larry Page. Larry challenged him to a game of Beer Pong. If Chickadee won, Larry would teach him of the Holy Solo Cup's location. The game seemed to be evenly matched, until they both had only 2 cups remaining. Larry took his turn, and got one of Chickadees last two cups, leaving the prophet with only one cup remaining. Chickadee knew what he had to do, and managed to get two balls into one cup, thus making Larry Page drink both of his cups of beer.

Larry, however, informed the Prophet Chickadee that he did not know where the Holy Solo Cup was. Chickadee was angry, but remembered that Mod was caring and forgiving, and that he too must be forgiving. Larry informed Chickadee that he knew that someone would know where the Holy Solo Cup was. All they needed was a way to search for the information in one place... And so Google came to be.

The Prophet Chickadee went home, and accessed Google, learning of a place called Wikipedia, founded by his friend Jimmy Wales. A place where all knowledge was. Chickadee learned that the Holy Solo Cup belonged to a man named Matt Keezer. He found Matt on Facebook, newly designed by his friend, Mark. Matt agreed to send Chickadee the Holy Solo Cup. While talking, they agreed that something was missing from the internet... They just couldn't figure out what it was... Years later, Matt would figure it out.........

Thus the Prophet Chickadee, while on his quest for the Holy Solo Cup, saved the Internet, and brought light and holiness to the realm. This is exactly how it happened... Without question... No doubts about it... Yep.

Praise be onto Chickadee!

========================================================================

Thank you for taking the time to hear of the lord Mod, and his prophet and one and only son, Chickadee. If you are interested in joining the church, and following the word of Mod, you are welcomed to PM me any time!


Praise be onto Chickadee!!
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4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?
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4/28/2015 8:53:06 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?

He's Bhu.
Suh dude

"Because we all know who the most important snowflake in the wasteland is... It's YOU, champ! You're a special snowflake." -Vaarka, 01:30 in the hangouts

"Screw laying siege to Korea. That usually takes an hour or so." -Vaarka

"Crap, what is my religion again?" -Vaarka

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.
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4/28/2015 8:54:43 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/28/2015 8:53:06 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?

He's Bhu.

Figured. Is RXR bhu? Since UtherPenguin is bhu, and RXR listed UtherPenguin as a part of his "best debaters" list, which were all obamathejewishlawyer, drakethejewishlawyer, airmaxthejewishlawyer, RXR, RXRTHEJEWISHLAWYER, imaparkbench, Varrrack, and all other incarnations of him ....
"Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe." - Frederick Douglass
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4/28/2015 8:57:04 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/28/2015 8:54:43 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:53:06 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?

He's Bhu.

Figured. Is RXR bhu? Since UtherPenguin is bhu, and RXR listed UtherPenguin as a part of his "best debaters" list, which were all obamathejewishlawyer, drakethejewishlawyer, airmaxthejewishlawyer, RXR, RXRTHEJEWISHLAWYER, imaparkbench, Varrrack, and all other incarnations of him ....

I din't know that UtherPenguin was Bhu, but no, RXR isn't Bhu.
Suh dude

"Because we all know who the most important snowflake in the wasteland is... It's YOU, champ! You're a special snowflake." -Vaarka, 01:30 in the hangouts

"Screw laying siege to Korea. That usually takes an hour or so." -Vaarka

"Crap, what is my religion again?" -Vaarka

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.
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4/28/2015 8:57:50 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/28/2015 8:57:04 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:54:43 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:53:06 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?

He's Bhu.

Figured. Is RXR bhu? Since UtherPenguin is bhu, and RXR listed UtherPenguin as a part of his "best debaters" list, which were all obamathejewishlawyer, drakethejewishlawyer, airmaxthejewishlawyer, RXR, RXRTHEJEWISHLAWYER, imaparkbench, Varrrack, and all other incarnations of him ....

I din't know that UtherPenguin was Bhu, but no, RXR isn't Bhu.

OK. Thought there was a rumor that UtherPenguin's Bhu, but maybe not.
"Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe." - Frederick Douglass
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4/28/2015 8:58:45 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/28/2015 8:57:50 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:57:04 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:54:43 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:53:06 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?

He's Bhu.

Figured. Is RXR bhu? Since UtherPenguin is bhu, and RXR listed UtherPenguin as a part of his "best debaters" list, which were all obamathejewishlawyer, drakethejewishlawyer, airmaxthejewishlawyer, RXR, RXRTHEJEWISHLAWYER, imaparkbench, Varrrack, and all other incarnations of him ....

I din't know that UtherPenguin was Bhu, but no, RXR isn't Bhu.

OK. Thought there was a rumor that UtherPenguin's Bhu, but maybe not.

Yeah, I don't think he was. Uther's grammar and word usage is a lot better than Bhu's.
Suh dude

"Because we all know who the most important snowflake in the wasteland is... It's YOU, champ! You're a special snowflake." -Vaarka, 01:30 in the hangouts

"Screw laying siege to Korea. That usually takes an hour or so." -Vaarka

"Crap, what is my religion again?" -Vaarka

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.
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4/28/2015 8:59:35 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/28/2015 8:58:45 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:57:50 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:57:04 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:54:43 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:53:06 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?

He's Bhu.

Figured. Is RXR bhu? Since UtherPenguin is bhu, and RXR listed UtherPenguin as a part of his "best debaters" list, which were all obamathejewishlawyer, drakethejewishlawyer, airmaxthejewishlawyer, RXR, RXRTHEJEWISHLAWYER, imaparkbench, Varrrack, and all other incarnations of him ....

I din't know that UtherPenguin was Bhu, but no, RXR isn't Bhu.

OK. Thought there was a rumor that UtherPenguin's Bhu, but maybe not.

Yeah, I don't think he was. Uther's grammar and word usage is a lot better than Bhu's.

Oh. Annie and JMK came up with a theory that RXR is RM, but I don't think so ... same thing, word usage.
"Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe." - Frederick Douglass
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4/28/2015 9:00:30 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/28/2015 8:59:35 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:58:45 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:57:50 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:57:04 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:54:43 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:53:06 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?

He's Bhu.

Figured. Is RXR bhu? Since UtherPenguin is bhu, and RXR listed UtherPenguin as a part of his "best debaters" list, which were all obamathejewishlawyer, drakethejewishlawyer, airmaxthejewishlawyer, RXR, RXRTHEJEWISHLAWYER, imaparkbench, Varrrack, and all other incarnations of him ....

I din't know that UtherPenguin was Bhu, but no, RXR isn't Bhu.

OK. Thought there was a rumor that UtherPenguin's Bhu, but maybe not.

Yeah, I don't think he was. Uther's grammar and word usage is a lot better than Bhu's.

Oh. Annie and JMK came up with a theory that RXR is RM, but I don't think so ... same thing, word usage.

Who is RM? I don't know the abbreviation, but I may know his name.
Suh dude

"Because we all know who the most important snowflake in the wasteland is... It's YOU, champ! You're a special snowflake." -Vaarka, 01:30 in the hangouts

"Screw laying siege to Korea. That usually takes an hour or so." -Vaarka

"Crap, what is my religion again?" -Vaarka

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.
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4/28/2015 9:03:36 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/28/2015 9:00:30 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:59:35 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:58:45 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:57:50 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:57:04 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:54:43 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:53:06 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?

He's Bhu.

Figured. Is RXR bhu? Since UtherPenguin is bhu, and RXR listed UtherPenguin as a part of his "best debaters" list, which were all obamathejewishlawyer, drakethejewishlawyer, airmaxthejewishlawyer, RXR, RXRTHEJEWISHLAWYER, imaparkbench, Varrrack, and all other incarnations of him ....

I din't know that UtherPenguin was Bhu, but no, RXR isn't Bhu.

OK. Thought there was a rumor that UtherPenguin's Bhu, but maybe not.

Yeah, I don't think he was. Uther's grammar and word usage is a lot better than Bhu's.

Oh. Annie and JMK came up with a theory that RXR is RM, but I don't think so ... same thing, word usage.

Who is RM? I don't know the abbreviation, but I may know his name.

Haha, I didn't either ... I searched it on the panel. RationalMadman.
"Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe." - Frederick Douglass
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4/28/2015 9:05:06 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 4/28/2015 9:03:36 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 9:00:30 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:59:35 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:58:45 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:57:50 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:57:04 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:54:43 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/28/2015 8:53:06 AM, The-Voice-of-Truth wrote:
At 4/28/2015 12:35:31 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 4/26/2015 11:27:36 AM, airmax1222 wrote:
At 4/24/2015 4:36:44 PM, donald.keller wrote:
I wish to join

Are you RXR?

He's Bhu.

Figured. Is RXR bhu? Since UtherPenguin is bhu, and RXR listed UtherPenguin as a part of his "best debaters" list, which were all obamathejewishlawyer, drakethejewishlawyer, airmaxthejewishlawyer, RXR, RXRTHEJEWISHLAWYER, imaparkbench, Varrrack, and all other incarnations of him ....

I din't know that UtherPenguin was Bhu, but no, RXR isn't Bhu.

OK. Thought there was a rumor that UtherPenguin's Bhu, but maybe not.

Yeah, I don't think he was. Uther's grammar and word usage is a lot better than Bhu's.

Oh. Annie and JMK came up with a theory that RXR is RM, but I don't think so ... same thing, word usage.

Who is RM? I don't know the abbreviation, but I may know his name.

Haha, I didn't either ... I searched it on the panel. RationalMadman.

Oh, him. No, he isn't RXR.
Suh dude

"Because we all know who the most important snowflake in the wasteland is... It's YOU, champ! You're a special snowflake." -Vaarka, 01:30 in the hangouts

"Screw laying siege to Korea. That usually takes an hour or so." -Vaarka

"Crap, what is my religion again?" -Vaarka

I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I've learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.