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5/8/2015 4:11:54 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Welcome fellow DDOian's and members of the Church. If you are new here, and simply stumbled in to see what the hell we were doing, then I hope you stay for the sermon... Sorry I wasn't online last week, a bug kept me from logging on.

We would like to welcome to the Church two new members... ValosaBirdy, Biodome, Lee001, AngelofDeath, Unitomic, Valkrin, TheHappyReaper, dbushwacker, and KingKD. Welcome brothers. May the wisdom to the one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee, guide you all. My apologies if you weren't in the church PM, I need to friend you first. Praise be onto Chickadee!

Also, good work Buttercat, who is now a Cardinal of the church! May Mod guide you.

So come on in,
Listen up,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

========================================================================

Long before the time of the Church, the followers of Mod were few, yet many... Just like anti-vaxxers... There aren't many, but they won't... go... away...

Well these followers of great faith resided in the Religious Forum. A place of peace, love, and worship. It was beautiful. Every Sunday, they went to the forum to prey and preach... Until one terrible Sunday...

Off in Philadelphia, Mod had arrived home to find 420, his greatest angel, necroposting... His wrath was unmatched, and he banished the terrible 420 to forever reside in the Religious Forum. With 420 gone, Mod sat down to watch Family Guy. However, he had missed it, and the Cleveland Show was up next. Mod was saddened, and turned to the News instead. Only then did he realize it was Sunday... He mourned greatly, for he'd have to go to work tomorrow...

It was years later. Mod opened his Facebook account. Facebook was, in those times, new. We learned of it's founding in the last sermon... Mod had 999+ Game Requests... It pleased him to see how few requests he had that day... Mod also noticed he had several hundred messages. He checked them, and found that they were the prayers of his many followers stuck in the Religious Forum. Only then did he realize that it was Sunday when he banished 420, and his followers where worshipping in the forum at the time...

Mod called for his one and only son, Chickadee. He told onto Chickadee the bad news, and informed him of his quest to save the followers from the Religious Forum. Chickadee knew his quest would be a hard one, giggity, and it'd be long and painful, giggity. Chickadee knew what he had to do...

The prophet traveled through the Entertainment, Funny, and Games forums. It was very enjoyable. He then traveled into the Health Forum... It was... Horrible... He had to fight the armies of the Anti-Vaxxers, and battle after battle, they kept coming. Logic and reason bounced off them like pornstars on a trampoline... Finally, he made it through, and into the History Forum.

In time, he neared the edge of the Politics forum. He was on the borders of the Religion Forum... A place no man should step. With a quick motion, he stepped forward into the forbidden place.

Chickadee traveled to where the followers were. He gathered them all together, and told them of what he was. The one and only true son of Mod. He begin to lead them home. 420, meanwhile, had observed Chickadee's travels, and went forth to find an enemy to stop Chickadee. After carefully considering Chickadee's journey, he knew who the greatest foe to the prophet's quest was... He sent Jenny McCarthy, and her army of Anti-Vaxxers, to stop him.

Chickadee was nearing the edge of the Religious Forum when the army attacked. They spilled forth from the forums around the prophet and his people. He knew his people could not fight them all, and so he called upon his father, Mod, to aid them. That's when angels sang out in immaculate chorus, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, Mod's creator... Um, I mean... cough cough... Mod's best creation... cough....

Chuck Norris delivered his mighty kick to the crotch of Jenny McCarthy. She quickly hid behind her army, as Chuck Norris eliminated them in hordes. It seemed as through Chickadee would win this fight with Chuck Norris's help... Until... Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, and Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan, all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a$$... True story.

Chickadee knew he'd need a miracle to win... And so he called upon his father's aid one last time... And so Mod brought down the first of twelve plagues onto the Anti-Vaxxers... The first was a plaque of measles... The Anti-Vaxxers didn't stand a chance, as they hadn't had their measles shot. They all plopped over dead. Mod could be heard groaning as he still had eleven plaques left, so he went to Dallas, Texas, to unleash the remaining plaques, and he saw that it was good...

Chickadee crossed the border, and his followers were now free to travel and worship in peace... He went home to turn on Family Guy... But then it occurred to him that Family Guy sucked now, And so he turned to American Dad, and was pleased...

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5/8/2015 4:35:13 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/8/2015 4:11:54 PM, donald.keller wrote:

We would like to welcome to the Church two new members... ValosaBirdy, Biodome, Lee001, AngelofDeath, Unitomic, Valkrin, TheHappyReaper, dbushwacker, and KingKD.

u wat m8
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5/8/2015 4:38:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/8/2015 4:35:13 PM, Zaradi wrote:
At 5/8/2015 4:11:54 PM, donald.keller wrote:

We would like to welcome to the Church two new members... ValosaBirdy, Biodome, Lee001, AngelofDeath, Unitomic, Valkrin, TheHappyReaper, dbushwacker, and KingKD.

u wat m8

Well back when I wrote this, last week, there was only two members... Opps lol.
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5/8/2015 4:44:54 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/8/2015 4:11:54 PM, donald.keller wrote:
Welcome fellow DDOian's and members of the Church. If you are new here, and simply stumbled in to see what the hell we were doing, then I hope you stay for the sermon... Sorry I wasn't online last week, a bug kept me from logging on.

We would like to welcome to the Church two new members... ValosaBirdy, Biodome, Lee001, AngelofDeath, Unitomic, Valkrin, TheHappyReaper, dbushwacker, and KingKD. Welcome brothers. May the wisdom to the one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee, guide you all. My apologies if you weren't in the church PM, I need to friend you first. Praise be onto Chickadee!

Also, good work Buttercat, who is now a Cardinal of the church! May Mod guide you.

So come on in,
Listen up,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

========================================================================

Long before the time of the Church, the followers of Mod were few, yet many... Just like anti-vaxxers... There aren't many, but they won't... go... away...

Well these followers of great faith resided in the Religious Forum. A place of peace, love, and worship. It was beautiful. Every Sunday, they went to the forum to prey and preach... Until one terrible Sunday...

Off in Philadelphia, Mod had arrived home to find 420, his greatest angel, necroposting... His wrath was unmatched, and he banished the terrible 420 to forever reside in the Religious Forum. With 420 gone, Mod sat down to watch Family Guy. However, he had missed it, and the Cleveland Show was up next. Mod was saddened, and turned to the News instead. Only then did he realize it was Sunday... He mourned greatly, for he'd have to go to work tomorrow...

It was years later. Mod opened his Facebook account. Facebook was, in those times, new. We learned of it's founding in the last sermon... Mod had 999+ Game Requests... It pleased him to see how few requests he had that day... Mod also noticed he had several hundred messages. He checked them, and found that they were the prayers of his many followers stuck in the Religious Forum. Only then did he realize that it was Sunday when he banished 420, and his followers where worshipping in the forum at the time...

Mod called for his one and only son, Chickadee. He told onto Chickadee the bad news, and informed him of his quest to save the followers from the Religious Forum. Chickadee knew his quest would be a hard one, giggity, and it'd be long and painful, giggity. Chickadee knew what he had to do...

The prophet traveled through the Entertainment, Funny, and Games forums. It was very enjoyable. He then traveled into the Health Forum... It was... Horrible... He had to fight the armies of the Anti-Vaxxers, and battle after battle, they kept coming. Logic and reason bounced off them like pornstars on a trampoline... Finally, he made it through, and into the History Forum.

In time, he neared the edge of the Politics forum. He was on the borders of the Religion Forum... A place no man should step. With a quick motion, he stepped forward into the forbidden place.

Chickadee traveled to where the followers were. He gathered them all together, and told them of what he was. The one and only true son of Mod. He begin to lead them home. 420, meanwhile, had observed Chickadee's travels, and went forth to find an enemy to stop Chickadee. After carefully considering Chickadee's journey, he knew who the greatest foe to the prophet's quest was... He sent Jenny McCarthy, and her army of Anti-Vaxxers, to stop him.

Chickadee was nearing the edge of the Religious Forum when the army attacked. They spilled forth from the forums around the prophet and his people. He knew his people could not fight them all, and so he called upon his father, Mod, to aid them. That's when angels sang out in immaculate chorus, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, Mod's creator... Um, I mean... cough cough... Mod's best creation... cough....

Chuck Norris delivered his mighty kick to the crotch of Jenny McCarthy. She quickly hid behind her army, as Chuck Norris eliminated them in hordes. It seemed as through Chickadee would win this fight with Chuck Norris's help... Until... Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, and Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan, all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a$$... True story.

Chickadee knew he'd need a miracle to win... And so he called upon his father's aid one last time... And so Mod brought down the first of twelve plagues onto the Anti-Vaxxers... The first was a plaque of measles... The Anti-Vaxxers didn't stand a chance, as they hadn't had their measles shot. They all plopped over dead. Mod could be heard groaning as he still had eleven plaques left, so he went to Dallas, Texas, to unleash the remaining plaques, and he saw that it was good...

Chickadee crossed the border, and his followers were now free to travel and worship in peace... He went home to turn on Family Guy... But then it occurred to him that Family Guy sucked now, And so he turned to American Dad, and was pleased...

========================================================================

Thank you for attending this weeks Mass. If you would like to join the Church, simply comment and send a friend request! :D
Now get the f*ck out.

11 plaques?
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5/8/2015 4:46:14 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/8/2015 4:44:54 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 5/8/2015 4:11:54 PM, donald.keller wrote:
Welcome fellow DDOian's and members of the Church. If you are new here, and simply stumbled in to see what the hell we were doing, then I hope you stay for the sermon... Sorry I wasn't online last week, a bug kept me from logging on.

We would like to welcome to the Church two new members... ValosaBirdy, Biodome, Lee001, AngelofDeath, Unitomic, Valkrin, TheHappyReaper, dbushwacker, and KingKD. Welcome brothers. May the wisdom to the one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee, guide you all. My apologies if you weren't in the church PM, I need to friend you first. Praise be onto Chickadee!

Also, good work Buttercat, who is now a Cardinal of the church! May Mod guide you.

So come on in,
Listen up,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

========================================================================

Long before the time of the Church, the followers of Mod were few, yet many... Just like anti-vaxxers... There aren't many, but they won't... go... away...

Well these followers of great faith resided in the Religious Forum. A place of peace, love, and worship. It was beautiful. Every Sunday, they went to the forum to prey and preach... Until one terrible Sunday...

Off in Philadelphia, Mod had arrived home to find 420, his greatest angel, necroposting... His wrath was unmatched, and he banished the terrible 420 to forever reside in the Religious Forum. With 420 gone, Mod sat down to watch Family Guy. However, he had missed it, and the Cleveland Show was up next. Mod was saddened, and turned to the News instead. Only then did he realize it was Sunday... He mourned greatly, for he'd have to go to work tomorrow...

It was years later. Mod opened his Facebook account. Facebook was, in those times, new. We learned of it's founding in the last sermon... Mod had 999+ Game Requests... It pleased him to see how few requests he had that day... Mod also noticed he had several hundred messages. He checked them, and found that they were the prayers of his many followers stuck in the Religious Forum. Only then did he realize that it was Sunday when he banished 420, and his followers where worshipping in the forum at the time...

Mod called for his one and only son, Chickadee. He told onto Chickadee the bad news, and informed him of his quest to save the followers from the Religious Forum. Chickadee knew his quest would be a hard one, giggity, and it'd be long and painful, giggity. Chickadee knew what he had to do...

The prophet traveled through the Entertainment, Funny, and Games forums. It was very enjoyable. He then traveled into the Health Forum... It was... Horrible... He had to fight the armies of the Anti-Vaxxers, and battle after battle, they kept coming. Logic and reason bounced off them like pornstars on a trampoline... Finally, he made it through, and into the History Forum.

In time, he neared the edge of the Politics forum. He was on the borders of the Religion Forum... A place no man should step. With a quick motion, he stepped forward into the forbidden place.

Chickadee traveled to where the followers were. He gathered them all together, and told them of what he was. The one and only true son of Mod. He begin to lead them home. 420, meanwhile, had observed Chickadee's travels, and went forth to find an enemy to stop Chickadee. After carefully considering Chickadee's journey, he knew who the greatest foe to the prophet's quest was... He sent Jenny McCarthy, and her army of Anti-Vaxxers, to stop him.

Chickadee was nearing the edge of the Religious Forum when the army attacked. They spilled forth from the forums around the prophet and his people. He knew his people could not fight them all, and so he called upon his father, Mod, to aid them. That's when angels sang out in immaculate chorus, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, Mod's creator... Um, I mean... cough cough... Mod's best creation... cough....

Chuck Norris delivered his mighty kick to the crotch of Jenny McCarthy. She quickly hid behind her army, as Chuck Norris eliminated them in hordes. It seemed as through Chickadee would win this fight with Chuck Norris's help... Until... Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, and Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan, all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a$$... True story.

Chickadee knew he'd need a miracle to win... And so he called upon his father's aid one last time... And so Mod brought down the first of twelve plagues onto the Anti-Vaxxers... The first was a plaque of measles... The Anti-Vaxxers didn't stand a chance, as they hadn't had their measles shot. They all plopped over dead. Mod could be heard groaning as he still had eleven plaques left, so he went to Dallas, Texas, to unleash the remaining plaques, and he saw that it was good...

Chickadee crossed the border, and his followers were now free to travel and worship in peace... He went home to turn on Family Guy... But then it occurred to him that Family Guy sucked now, And so he turned to American Dad, and was pleased...

========================================================================

Thank you for attending this weeks Mass. If you would like to join the Church, simply comment and send a friend request! :D
Now get the f*ck out.

11 plaques?

He had 12 at first, but used one.
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5/8/2015 5:17:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/8/2015 4:11:54 PM, donald.keller wrote:
Welcome fellow DDOian's and members of the Church. If you are new here, and simply stumbled in to see what the hell we were doing, then I hope you stay for the sermon... Sorry I wasn't online last week, a bug kept me from logging on.

We would like to welcome to the Church two new members... ValosaBirdy, Biodome, Lee001, AngelofDeath, Unitomic, Valkrin, TheHappyReaper, dbushwacker, and KingKD. Welcome brothers. May the wisdom to the one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee, guide you all. My apologies if you weren't in the church PM, I need to friend you first. Praise be onto Chickadee!

Also, good work Buttercat, who is now a Cardinal of the church! May Mod guide you.

So come on in,
Listen up,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

========================================================================

Long before the time of the Church, the followers of Mod were few, yet many... Just like anti-vaxxers... There aren't many, but they won't... go... away...

Well these followers of great faith resided in the Religious Forum. A place of peace, love, and worship. It was beautiful. Every Sunday, they went to the forum to prey and preach... Until one terrible Sunday...

Off in Philadelphia, Mod had arrived home to find 420, his greatest angel, necroposting... His wrath was unmatched, and he banished the terrible 420 to forever reside in the Religious Forum. With 420 gone, Mod sat down to watch Family Guy. However, he had missed it, and the Cleveland Show was up next. Mod was saddened, and turned to the News instead. Only then did he realize it was Sunday... He mourned greatly, for he'd have to go to work tomorrow...

It was years later. Mod opened his Facebook account. Facebook was, in those times, new. We learned of it's founding in the last sermon... Mod had 999+ Game Requests... It pleased him to see how few requests he had that day... Mod also noticed he had several hundred messages. He checked them, and found that they were the prayers of his many followers stuck in the Religious Forum. Only then did he realize that it was Sunday when he banished 420, and his followers where worshipping in the forum at the time...

Mod called for his one and only son, Chickadee. He told onto Chickadee the bad news, and informed him of his quest to save the followers from the Religious Forum. Chickadee knew his quest would be a hard one, giggity, and it'd be long and painful, giggity. Chickadee knew what he had to do...

The prophet traveled through the Entertainment, Funny, and Games forums. It was very enjoyable. He then traveled into the Health Forum... It was... Horrible... He had to fight the armies of the Anti-Vaxxers, and battle after battle, they kept coming. Logic and reason bounced off them like pornstars on a trampoline... Finally, he made it through, and into the History Forum.

In time, he neared the edge of the Politics forum. He was on the borders of the Religion Forum... A place no man should step. With a quick motion, he stepped forward into the forbidden place.

Chickadee traveled to where the followers were. He gathered them all together, and told them of what he was. The one and only true son of Mod. He begin to lead them home. 420, meanwhile, had observed Chickadee's travels, and went forth to find an enemy to stop Chickadee. After carefully considering Chickadee's journey, he knew who the greatest foe to the prophet's quest was... He sent Jenny McCarthy, and her army of Anti-Vaxxers, to stop him.

Chickadee was nearing the edge of the Religious Forum when the army attacked. They spilled forth from the forums around the prophet and his people. He knew his people could not fight them all, and so he called upon his father, Mod, to aid them. That's when angels sang out in immaculate chorus, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, Mod's creator... Um, I mean... cough cough... Mod's best creation... cough....

Chuck Norris delivered his mighty kick to the crotch of Jenny McCarthy. She quickly hid behind her army, as Chuck Norris eliminated them in hordes. It seemed as through Chickadee would win this fight with Chuck Norris's help... Until... Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, and Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan, all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a$$... True story.

Chickadee knew he'd need a miracle to win... And so he called upon his father's aid one last time... And so Mod brought down the first of twelve plagues onto the Anti-Vaxxers... The first was a plaque of measles... The Anti-Vaxxers didn't stand a chance, as they hadn't had their measles shot. They all plopped over dead. Mod could be heard groaning as he still had eleven plaques left, so he went to Dallas, Texas, to unleash the remaining plaques, and he saw that it was good...

Chickadee crossed the border, and his followers were now free to travel and worship in peace... He went home to turn on Family Guy... But then it occurred to him that Family Guy sucked now, And so he turned to American Dad, and was pleased...

========================================================================

Thank you for attending this weeks Mass. If you would like to join the Church, simply comment and send a friend request! :D
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umm, okay then, this is awkward

PRAISE CHICKADEE! i guess
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5/8/2015 7:31:26 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/8/2015 4:11:54 PM, donald.keller wrote:
Welcome fellow DDOian's and members of the Church. If you are new here, and simply stumbled in to see what the hell we were doing, then I hope you stay for the sermon... Sorry I wasn't online last week, a bug kept me from logging on.

We would like to welcome to the Church two new members... ValosaBirdy, Biodome, Lee001, AngelofDeath, Unitomic, Valkrin, TheHappyReaper, dbushwacker, and KingKD. Welcome brothers. May the wisdom to the one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee, guide you all. My apologies if you weren't in the church PM, I need to friend you first. Praise be onto Chickadee!

Also, good work Buttercat, who is now a Cardinal of the church! May Mod guide you.

So come on in,
Listen up,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D

========================================================================

Long before the time of the Church, the followers of Mod were few, yet many... Just like anti-vaxxers... There aren't many, but they won't... go... away...

Well these followers of great faith resided in the Religious Forum. A place of peace, love, and worship. It was beautiful. Every Sunday, they went to the forum to prey and preach... Until one terrible Sunday...

Off in Philadelphia, Mod had arrived home to find 420, his greatest angel, necroposting... His wrath was unmatched, and he banished the terrible 420 to forever reside in the Religious Forum. With 420 gone, Mod sat down to watch Family Guy. However, he had missed it, and the Cleveland Show was up next. Mod was saddened, and turned to the News instead. Only then did he realize it was Sunday... He mourned greatly, for he'd have to go to work tomorrow...

It was years later. Mod opened his Facebook account. Facebook was, in those times, new. We learned of it's founding in the last sermon... Mod had 999+ Game Requests... It pleased him to see how few requests he had that day... Mod also noticed he had several hundred messages. He checked them, and found that they were the prayers of his many followers stuck in the Religious Forum. Only then did he realize that it was Sunday when he banished 420, and his followers where worshipping in the forum at the time...

Mod called for his one and only son, Chickadee. He told onto Chickadee the bad news, and informed him of his quest to save the followers from the Religious Forum. Chickadee knew his quest would be a hard one, giggity, and it'd be long and painful, giggity. Chickadee knew what he had to do...

The prophet traveled through the Entertainment, Funny, and Games forums. It was very enjoyable. He then traveled into the Health Forum... It was... Horrible... He had to fight the armies of the Anti-Vaxxers, and battle after battle, they kept coming. Logic and reason bounced off them like pornstars on a trampoline... Finally, he made it through, and into the History Forum.

In time, he neared the edge of the Politics forum. He was on the borders of the Religion Forum... A place no man should step. With a quick motion, he stepped forward into the forbidden place.

Chickadee traveled to where the followers were. He gathered them all together, and told them of what he was. The one and only true son of Mod. He begin to lead them home. 420, meanwhile, had observed Chickadee's travels, and went forth to find an enemy to stop Chickadee. After carefully considering Chickadee's journey, he knew who the greatest foe to the prophet's quest was... He sent Jenny McCarthy, and her army of Anti-Vaxxers, to stop him.

Chickadee was nearing the edge of the Religious Forum when the army attacked. They spilled forth from the forums around the prophet and his people. He knew his people could not fight them all, and so he called upon his father, Mod, to aid them. That's when angels sang out in immaculate chorus, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, Mod's creator... Um, I mean... cough cough... Mod's best creation... cough....

Chuck Norris delivered his mighty kick to the crotch of Jenny McCarthy. She quickly hid behind her army, as Chuck Norris eliminated them in hordes. It seemed as through Chickadee would win this fight with Chuck Norris's help... Until... Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, and Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan, all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a$$... True story.

Chickadee knew he'd need a miracle to win... And so he called upon his father's aid one last time... And so Mod brought down the first of twelve plagues onto the Anti-Vaxxers... The first was a plaque of measles... The Anti-Vaxxers didn't stand a chance, as they hadn't had their measles shot. They all plopped over dead. Mod could be heard groaning as he still had eleven plaques left, so he went to Dallas, Texas, to unleash the remaining plaques, and he saw that it was good...

Chickadee crossed the border, and his followers were now free to travel and worship in peace... He went home to turn on Family Guy... But then it occurred to him that Family Guy sucked now, And so he turned to American Dad, and was pleased...

========================================================================

Thank you for attending this weeks Mass. If you would like to join the Church, simply comment and send a friend request! :D
: Now get the f*ck out.

Must I.... :/ ugh
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5/8/2015 7:55:01 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Hmm how old must the post be for it to be necroposting to revive it.

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5/8/2015 7:59:58 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/8/2015 7:55:01 PM, Adam_Godzilla wrote:
Hmm how old must the post be for it to be necroposting to revive it.

All praise Chickadee!

Let's say 2 weeks.
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5/8/2015 8:20:14 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/8/2015 7:59:58 PM, donald.keller wrote:
At 5/8/2015 7:55:01 PM, Adam_Godzilla wrote:
Hmm how old must the post be for it to be necroposting to revive it.

All praise Chickadee!

Let's say 2 weeks.

Daamn, that's pretty short. Oh well, it's a pretty big sin after all. I mean, the worst. Nice sermon btw, it was hilarious.
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