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donald.keller
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5/16/2015 7:47:02 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
A video from Imabench.

https://www.youtube.com...
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5/16/2015 10:37:17 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/16/2015 4:09:51 PM, donald.keller wrote:
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MOUNTAINS
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The forest climbed the mountain around Vicksan. He wasn't sure what to do. He wanted to do something fun, but nothing seemed fun right now.

Just ragequit then.
He neared a cave surrounded by moss and stone. Grass seemed to grow around the cave's opening. Everywhere else, it was only leaves and mud layering the ground.

Much description. Very picturesque. Wow.
"Hm..." He thought to himself. "The invasion will be over before tonight. I'll hide away until then. And after that..."

You pvssy.
"After that, you'll be alone." A new voice came up from around the cave.

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Vicksan looked up at the person. He stood there with a jagged, sharp-edged staff, and a violet cloak.

Innomen?

You should wear a rainbow cloak, if you know what I mean.
"Who are you?" Vicksan asked.

I am your father.

Crap, what if he actually is...
"My username is Innomen. I overheard you talking about the invasion, and thought I would pop in for a moment." Innomen replied.

"Pop in". That doesn't sound suspicious at all.
"I don't need to talk to someone, if that's what you're going for." Vicksan said.

No one "needs" to talk to someone.
"No no. I'm not here to talk. I wanted to show you this cave." Innomen looked back at it.

Cool cave.
"I see it. What about it?" Vicksan asked.

Well...it's a cave. What do you mean "what about it"? .-.
"Well... It's a Dungeon. Usually you have to have a party, but you seem strong enough." Innomen explained.

He's just a scrub with a hax weapon.
"Why would I do a dungeon?" Vicksan asked.

Well, you wanted to do something fun.
"Because the world's ending. And you can either sleep through it ending, or have some fun while it ends." Innomen replied.

I can imagine all the players going insane doing crazy things as the goblins defeat them.
"... What's the Dungeon?" Vicksan asked.

A super OP Ultimate Dungeon with a lvl 1000 boss.
"Well... It's a Changeling dungeon, so that depends on you." Innomen replied.

Probably evil versions of Godmother.
"Fine. I'll try it out." Vicksan begin for the cave.

Your grammar is atrocious.
"Be warned. Some Dungeons hold great secrets. Powerful weapons, potions, spells... Don't miss a thing." Innomen smiled at him.

How come I don't get to go inside one of those? T_T
"I know." Vicksan entered the cave to begin the Dungeon.

Or die trying.
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ELSEWHERE
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Vox was wondering the desert. He had teleported there after Vicksan left...

So...this teleporting thing. What if he teleports inside an object? :3
He didn't understand. He had done everything Vicksan asked in order to save all of these people... And Vicksan would just turned away from it all. Vox had gone out of his way to train the boy, and this was his repayment.

Humans are a lot more complex than you think.
Vox wasn't sure what to do now. He had spent nearly four days training Vicksan. Did he just go back to observing the world cycle back and forth? Like the last 8 years?

Wait, was he alone inside the world for eight years?
Suddenly, Vox heard a whimpering. He looked around, and saw a player sitting in the sand.

Why's he sitting?
It was a female player with a powerful bow, and gilded leather. However, she was weak, and underfed. The player seemed to have spent the last week unsure of how to play or take care of herself. It was odd for such a strongly developed character.

Or she. Maybe it's a noob that hacked into an OP account.
"What is it?" Vox asked.

She wasn't talking to you.
'Please... Take me home...' The player, Sephara, pm'd him.

Why PM?
"I can't do that. Sorry." Vox turned around and walked off.

So blunt.
'Please... I'm scared...' She pm'd him again.

Are you a fvcking mute or something?
"I have no intentions of helping you people." Vox kept walking.

That was savage m8
'But I'm scared...' She tried again.

Wait till the millions of goblins find you then. :P
"So? And stop messaging me. If you want to say something, just say it." Vox replied.

She's a mute though...
"..." Sephara hesitated, "Please... I just want to go home to my mommy..." She had the voice of a little kid. No older than ten.

Oh, never mind.

Wait, how the hell did a ten year old hack into an account?
Vox stopped and looked back at her. "... That's not your account, is it..."

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5/16/2015 10:43:49 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/16/2015 7:47:02 PM, donald.keller wrote:
A video from Imabench.

https://www.youtube.com...

I love that movie.
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5/16/2015 10:45:41 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/16/2015 10:43:49 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/16/2015 7:47:02 PM, donald.keller wrote:
A video from Imabench.

https://www.youtube.com...

I love that movie.

I always knew you were Heil.
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5/16/2015 10:46:11 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/16/2015 10:45:41 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 5/16/2015 10:43:49 PM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 5/16/2015 7:47:02 PM, donald.keller wrote:
A video from Imabench.

https://www.youtube.com...

I love that movie.

I always knew you were Heil.

It's a fantastic movie. Sucks that it's all in German, but there's subtitles.
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5/16/2015 11:30:19 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/16/2015 10:37:31 PM, RevNge wrote:
FVCK

Wrong thread. Dammit.

ha!
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5/17/2015 12:41:28 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
This video was even better than the other one about his reaction to the new insult policy:

https://www.youtube.com...

Also, I wish the video thing could be fixed godamnit.
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5/17/2015 3:36:49 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
My favourite part is the one about STALIN. :P Ima is my favourite troll of all time, no doubt about it.
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5/17/2015 4:46:48 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/16/2015 7:47:02 PM, donald.keller wrote:
A video from Imabench.

https://www.youtube.com...

I really love that video. In both instances, Ima beautifully uses the "Stalin" scene XD
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5/17/2015 4:47:52 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/17/2015 3:36:49 AM, Diqiucun_Cunmin wrote:
My favourite part is the one about STALIN. :P

Exactly!

Ima is my favourite troll of all time, no doubt about it.

Duh.
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5/17/2015 4:50:27 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/17/2015 12:41:28 AM, Adam_Godzilla wrote:
This video was even better than the other one about his reaction to the new insult policy:



Also, I wish the video thing could be fixed godamnit.

What needs to be fixed?
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