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Lexus
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5/22/2015 1:08:56 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I will be running for President of DDO. My platform is as follows:

Banning of all men:
This will help reduce the PATRIARCHY that is apparent while visiting DDO.

Banning of cis scum:
Trans people and animal-kin only. Any cis people on this site will be banned and the Queer Police will detain you.

Thank you for reading my platform, your support will help a lot
Vox_Veritas
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5/22/2015 10:03:32 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/22/2015 1:08:56 AM, Lexus wrote:
I will be running for President of DDO. My platform is as follows:

Banning of all men:
This will help reduce the PATRIARCHY that is apparent while visiting DDO.

Banning of cis scum:
Trans people and animal-kin only. Any cis people on this site will be banned and the Queer Police will detain you.

Thank you for reading my platform, your support will help a lot

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UtherPenguin
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5/22/2015 2:24:58 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/22/2015 1:08:56 AM, Lexus wrote:
I will be running for President of DDO. My platform is as follows:

Banning of all men:
This will help reduce the PATRIARCHY that is apparent while visiting DDO.

Banning of cis scum:
Trans people and animal-kin only. Any cis people on this site will be banned and the Queer Police will detain you.

Thank you for reading my platform, your support will help a lot

10/10 would vote
/in

take all my money and become the admin,
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Lexus
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5/22/2015 2:30:38 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I am officially announcing that vi_spex will be my vice president if I am elected.
All moderators will be banned if elected.
Lee001
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5/22/2015 2:39:47 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/22/2015 2:30:38 PM, Lexus wrote:
I am officially announcing that vi_spex will be my vice president if I am elected.
All moderators will be banned if elected.

Not bluesteel >:(
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lannan13
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5/22/2015 2:40:23 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/22/2015 2:30:38 PM, Lexus wrote:
I am officially announcing that vi_spex will be my vice president if I am elected.
All moderators will be banned if elected.

LOL
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Lexus
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5/22/2015 5:57:24 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Since others provided their opinions on various subjects, I will provide my opinion on some of the changes that other candidates are calling for.

Adopt-A-Noob Service (AANS):
If the noob is a male or CIS SCUM, then they will be banned, as I highlighted earlier.
However, if they are animal-kin or trans*, then I will personally train these noobs, because the PATRIARCHY and INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA are keeping these people down.

Site Monitoring Service (SMS):
vi_spex and I will be the only people that are able to delete posts, votes, and accounts.

Site News Service (SNS):
I will not be providing a newspaper, instead I will send a weekly email full of pictures of bare-chested women riding dwarves in the name of MODERN FEMINISM.

Impeachment Process (IP):
There will be no impeachment process under my rule for the President of DDO, however there can be for the VP of DDO.
I believe that one person has one vote, and if they don't like the way that vi_spex is running the community, then he ought to be ousted.
But not me, of course.

Electoral Procedure (EP):
You must be the same age as Lexus, the same political ideology as Lexus and must be better looking than Lexus in order to be able to run for President after my first term is up.

Term Limits (TL):
No term limits.
Terms will last for 5 years after election.

Ban Appeal Process (BAP):
If you are banned for whatever reason, you are allowed to privately email me and appeal your ban. I am not a tyrant, after all.

Juggle Negotiations (JN):
I will be talking to Juggle for negotiations about the site.
Since I am appointed by the people for 5 years, if elected, then I have the ability to convey to Juggle what the needs of the PEOPLE are. If we need less CIS SCUM on this website, then so be it. I will talk to Juggle.
I will tell them that 15% of all profits made go directly to Lexus's paypal, if elected. This will allow them to not have the ability to abuse the Citizen's United Case and put money into further elections.

Money (M):
Money will be made by the site through selling personal information to third parties for $0.15 per account, plus tax. This is to improve the quality of ads on this website, and to give me more money to keep money OUT of politics.

Male Exceptions (ME):
If you are a cis scum male, and would like to participate in this website, you are able to redeem yourself by sending me, via paypal, $50.00 USD.

Profile Specific Changes (PSC):
I will allow the 'presidents' category to be changed for support of the next DDO candidate.
Any person who does not put LEXUS as their candidate of choice is likely to be banned for treason against the website.

Official Religion of the Website of Debate Dot Org (ORotWoDDO):
Fedora tipping.

As always I am here to clarify any questions you may have about my platform.
Your support is necessary for a president that is FOR THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE.
Thank you.
Diqiucun_Cunmin
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5/22/2015 8:54:44 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
LOL :P

Out of curiosity, are you the same person who posted the 'Should we kill all cis males?' question in Opinions a while ago?
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Topics I'd like to debate (not debating ATM): http://tinyurl.com...
Lexus
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5/23/2015 9:22:41 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/23/2015 12:01:48 PM, triangle.128k wrote:
Great troll.

How is it a troll to DEFEND TRANS AND ANIMAL KIN PEOPLE?
How is it a troll to DISMANTLE THE PATRIARCHY.

frist of all how dare y ou