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6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .
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6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.
~ResponsiblyIrresponsible

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YamaVonKarma
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6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.
People who I've called as mafia DP1:
TUF, and YYW
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6/21/2015 6:26:24 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

Yama-Sama, how do I overthrow the DDO Elite?
"Praise Allah."
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6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
~ResponsiblyIrresponsible

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YamaVonKarma
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6/21/2015 6:27:55 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:26:24 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

Yama-Sama, how do I overthrow the DDO Elite?
It's easy. Just kill every member you come across. Eventually, they'll run out of members.
People who I've called as mafia DP1:
TUF, and YYW
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6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.
People who I've called as mafia DP1:
TUF, and YYW
ResponsiblyIrresponsible
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6/21/2015 6:28:56 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.

It's only legal in Nevada, lmfao.
~ResponsiblyIrresponsible

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YamaVonKarma
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6/21/2015 6:31:46 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:28:56 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.

It's only legal in Nevada, lmfao.

Okay. Which city/municipality do you live in?
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TUF, and YYW
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6/21/2015 6:33:22 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:31:46 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:56 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.

It's only legal in Nevada, lmfao.

Okay. Which city/municipality do you live in?

Classified.
~ResponsiblyIrresponsible

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6/21/2015 6:36:43 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:25:37 PM, Mirza wrote:
How can I help dylancatlow treat his obsession with me?
I take it you're not offering advice for urgent issues? Oh well.
YamaVonKarma
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6/21/2015 6:40:33 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:33:22 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:31:46 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:56 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.

It's only legal in Nevada, lmfao.

Okay. Which city/municipality do you live in?

Classified.
Okay then... just know that in most, it is in fact legal to hire a private stripper. If you classify it as a porn set, it's even legal to hire prostitutes in every state. How you say? By courtesy of the first amendment. Should you be able to prove that you have a history of creating such productions, you should be able to argue freedom of expression and avoid a trial via Prosecutorial Discretion.
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TUF, and YYW
YamaVonKarma
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6/21/2015 6:40:51 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:36:43 PM, Mirza wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:37 PM, Mirza wrote:
How can I help dylancatlow treat his obsession with me?
I take it you're not offering advice for urgent issues? Oh well.

Who is Dylancatlow?
People who I've called as mafia DP1:
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6/21/2015 6:41:50 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:40:33 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:33:22 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:31:46 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:56 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.

It's only legal in Nevada, lmfao.

Okay. Which city/municipality do you live in?

Classified.
Okay then... just know that in most, it is in fact legal to hire a private stripper. If you classify it as a porn set, it's even legal to hire prostitutes in every state. How you say? By courtesy of the first amendment. Should you be able to prove that you have a history of creating such productions, you should be able to argue freedom of expression and avoid a trial via Prosecutorial Discretion.

I don't think the First Amendment has ever been a viable defense for that lol
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YamaVonKarma
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6/21/2015 6:42:14 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:41:50 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:40:33 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:33:22 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:31:46 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:56 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.

It's only legal in Nevada, lmfao.

Okay. Which city/municipality do you live in?

Classified.
Okay then... just know that in most, it is in fact legal to hire a private stripper. If you classify it as a porn set, it's even legal to hire prostitutes in every state. How you say? By courtesy of the first amendment. Should you be able to prove that you have a history of creating such productions, you should be able to argue freedom of expression and avoid a trial via Prosecutorial Discretion.

I don't think the First Amendment has ever been a viable defense for that lol

Why not try it out?
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TUF, and YYW
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6/21/2015 6:55:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:42:14 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:41:50 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:40:33 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:33:22 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:31:46 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:56 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.

It's only legal in Nevada, lmfao.

Okay. Which city/municipality do you live in?

Classified.
Okay then... just know that in most, it is in fact legal to hire a private stripper. If you classify it as a porn set, it's even legal to hire prostitutes in every state. How you say? By courtesy of the first amendment. Should you be able to prove that you have a history of creating such productions, you should be able to argue freedom of expression and avoid a trial via Prosecutorial Discretion.

I don't think the First Amendment has ever been a viable defense for that lol

Why not try it out?

Because if I'm wrong, I not only lose a pseudo-intellectual debate (i.e., major blow to my delicate, yet bloated, economist ego); I get arrested.
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6/21/2015 6:59:34 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:55:59 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:42:14 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:41:50 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:40:33 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:33:22 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:31:46 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:56 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.

It's only legal in Nevada, lmfao.

Okay. Which city/municipality do you live in?

Classified.
Okay then... just know that in most, it is in fact legal to hire a private stripper. If you classify it as a porn set, it's even legal to hire prostitutes in every state. How you say? By courtesy of the first amendment. Should you be able to prove that you have a history of creating such productions, you should be able to argue freedom of expression and avoid a trial via Prosecutorial Discretion.

I don't think the First Amendment has ever been a viable defense for that lol

Why not try it out?

Because if I'm wrong, I not only lose a pseudo-intellectual debate (i.e., major blow to my delicate, yet bloated, economist ego); I get arrested.
Damn. My get RI arrested plan failed.
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TUF, and YYW
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6/21/2015 7:00:35 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:59:34 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:55:59 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:42:14 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:41:50 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:40:33 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:33:22 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:31:46 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:56 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:28:29 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:26:53 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:25:56 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:23:58 PM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

No matter how much I try, or how much I implore, or how much I feign sadness, Matt will not remove his fcking shirt.

Just hire a male stripper that looks like him to remove his shirt any time you want.

That's soliciting prostitution, which is illegal.
Since when is hiring a stripper illegal? I didn't tell you to order him to fvck you.

It's only legal in Nevada, lmfao.

Okay. Which city/municipality do you live in?

Classified.
Okay then... just know that in most, it is in fact legal to hire a private stripper. If you classify it as a porn set, it's even legal to hire prostitutes in every state. How you say? By courtesy of the first amendment. Should you be able to prove that you have a history of creating such productions, you should be able to argue freedom of expression and avoid a trial via Prosecutorial Discretion.

I don't think the First Amendment has ever been a viable defense for that lol

Why not try it out?

Because if I'm wrong, I not only lose a pseudo-intellectual debate (i.e., major blow to my delicate, yet bloated, economist ego); I get arrested.
Damn. My get RI arrested plan failed.

just for that, you're getting lynched.
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6/21/2015 7:41:28 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

DDO sometimes randomly deletes my signature... What should I do?
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6/21/2015 8:15:46 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

My French toast always come out soggy. What should I do?

My cat has a food allergy, he's become allergic to the novelty protein diet the allergy specialist put him on, and now I can't afford to take him back. What should I do?

Since recovering from my shoulder injury, I haven't been able to muster the enthusiasm to start making knives again. What should I do?

I can't get my landlord to fix my air conditioning. What should I do?

Nobody has voted on my last two debates. What should I do?

I've seriously been craving Dr. Pepper lately, but I quite drinking soft drinks altogether and haven't had one since December 3rd and don't want to break my record. What should I do?

I want to watch a good movie tonight, but nothing depressing. What should I do?
"Not to know of what things one should demand demonstration, and of what one should not, argues want of education." ~Aristotle

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6/21/2015 9:17:30 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 8:15:46 PM, philochristos wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

My French toast always come out soggy. What should I do?

Try putting it in the dryer.

My cat has a food allergy, he's become allergic to the novelty protein diet the allergy specialist put him on, and now I can't afford to take him back. What should I do?

Sell him on eBay.

Since recovering from my shoulder injury, I haven't been able to muster the enthusiasm to start making knives again. What should I do?

Watch TV instead.

I can't get my landlord to fix my air conditioning. What should I do?

Hire somebody to cool you by waving a paper fan in your face.

Nobody has voted on my last two debates. What should I do?

Switch to edeb8.

I've seriously been craving Dr. Pepper lately, but I quite drinking soft drinks altogether and haven't had one since December 3rd and don't want to break my record. What should I do?

Try alcohol instead.

I want to watch a good movie tonight, but nothing depressing. What should I do?

"We need to talk about Kevin." Watch it. You'll feel really good after watching it.
Hope I helped! :)
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6/21/2015 9:32:47 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 9:17:30 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
He wasn't asking you, he was asking Yama, obviously. .-.
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6/21/2015 9:42:56 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 9:32:47 PM, RevNge wrote:
At 6/21/2015 9:17:30 PM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
He wasn't asking you, he was asking Yama, obviously. .-.

Yeah, I knew.
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6/22/2015 12:19:57 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 8:15:46 PM, philochristos wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

My French toast always come out soggy. What should I do?
Hmm... I'd try adjusting the type of bread and egg bater you use.
My cat has a food allergy, he's become allergic to the novelty protein diet the allergy specialist put him on, and now I can't afford to take him back. What should I do?
Cut your losses and buy a hermit crab. Clearly, you need to level up higher beforey ou unlock the Cat companion.
Since recovering from my shoulder injury, I haven't been able to muster the enthusiasm to start making knives again. What should I do?
Try masturbating to a live human.
I can't get my landlord to fix my air conditioning. What should I do?
Set everything on fire. Then he'll have to fix it.
Nobody has voted on my last two debates. What should I do?
Eh.. ask Lannan to.
I've seriously been craving Dr. Pepper lately, but I quite drinking soft drinks altogether and haven't had one since December 3rd and don't want to break my record. What should I do?
Stop being a b***h and chug that s**t!
I want to watch a good movie tonight, but nothing depressing. What should I do?
Watch something by Terintino
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6/22/2015 12:21:26 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 7:41:28 PM, Ragnar wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

DDO sometimes randomly deletes my signature... What should I do?

Blame Airmax like I do
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6/22/2015 1:13:04 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
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How do I get girls to stop pranking and taking advantage of me?
So everytime I have sex with a girl, I tend to stab her thigh with a knife and f*ck the wound. The thing is, everytime I stab a girl and f*ck the wound, she starts pretending to scream and begging me to stop. At first I just laugh it off and continue f*cking the wound because I know she's playing with me, but it's kind of a turn off. Eventually I get annoyed at the prank and I tell her to stop but she doesn't.
And when we're done, she just pretends to be dead. This happens everytime! At this point I'm too weirded out because she's taking the prank too far so I just leave the hotel. You know what's the weirdest part? They get the hotel staff and the police in on the prank too! Like I always recieve calls from hotel staff and police asking me if I know what happened and it's really bothering me that they would take the prank this far!

How do I make them stop prankingg me?
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6/22/2015 1:23:22 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
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6/22/2015 5:39:52 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/22/2015 1:13:04 AM, Defro wrote:
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
Submit any problem you may be having and I will give you a Yama approved solution .

How do I get girls to stop pranking and taking advantage of me?
So everytime I have sex with a girl, I tend to stab her thigh with a knife and f*ck the wound. The thing is, everytime I stab a girl and f*ck the wound, she starts pretending to scream and begging me to stop. At first I just laugh it off and continue f*cking the wound because I know she's playing with me, but it's kind of a turn off. Eventually I get annoyed at the prank and I tell her to stop but she doesn't.
And when we're done, she just pretends to be dead. This happens everytime! At this point I'm too weirded out because she's taking the prank too far so I just leave the hotel. You know what's the weirdest part? They get the hotel staff and the police in on the prank too! Like I always recieve calls from hotel staff and police asking me if I know what happened and it's really bothering me that they would take the prank this far!

How do I make them stop prankingg me?

So you leave semen in their wounds...you're a terrible criminal. Eazy catch. Then again you could be a lesbian female in which case this is a truly strange story... scratch that, this is already a truly strange story
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6/22/2015 6:17:34 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/21/2015 6:20:58 PM, YamaVonKarma wrote:
I'm bored.
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