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Church of NAC: Mass 14

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7/10/2015 9:59:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Good evening fellow churchgoers and casual browsers who wandered into this mass out of sheer curiosity. I invite you to take a seat, as I read from the holy book of our Church that contain the lessons and wisdom from the almighty Mod, who passed those lessons and wisdom to his one true son, our prophet, the great Chickadee. Praise be onto Chickadee!

So come on in,
Listen up ,
Take a seat,
And shut the f*ck up.
Its religion time! :D


After 99 months and 99 days, the followers of Chickadee were going through some rather hard times. The economy was down, inflation was up, and the beloved Eagles football team missed out on the playoffs AGAIN due to a bullsh** call by the referees late in the fourth quarter.

Noticing the discontent among his followers, Chickadee knew he had to do something to raise morale, and so he promised to his followers that he would bequeath onto them 5 gifts from the almighty Mod, one for each of the original commandments.

Behold, the fourth gift from Chickadee! Praise be onto Chickadee!

(The next mass will contain the NEXT and FINAL gift from Chickadee, DDO Dubbed Episode 5)

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015

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