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8/26/2015 11:04:33 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/26/2015 10:49:39 PM, Mirza wrote:
Today, the site has been loading extremely slowly for me. Anyone else experiencing this?

No.
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8/26/2015 11:28:37 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/26/2015 10:49:39 PM, Mirza wrote:
Today, the site has been loading extremely slowly for me. Anyone else experiencing this?

Me big time
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8/26/2015 11:31:28 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I thought it was because I upgraded my browser...maybe it is the site.
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8/27/2015 2:39:41 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/26/2015 10:49:39 PM, Mirza wrote:
Today, the site has been loading extremely slowly for me. Anyone else experiencing this?

Off and on for the last three days, but all day today, on three separate computers.
My work here is, finally, done.
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8/27/2015 3:02:51 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/26/2015 10:49:39 PM, Mirza wrote:
Today, the site has been loading extremely slowly for me. Anyone else experiencing this?

Yes!
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8/27/2015 3:51:18 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I've talked to Airmax, and I know that he and Juggle are aware of the issue, and working on getting it fixed. The issue should be resolved soon, and hopefully the site can get back to normal by that time.
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8/27/2015 4:01:01 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/26/2015 10:49:39 PM, Mirza wrote:
Today, the site has been loading extremely slowly for me. Anyone else experiencing this?

Yes. It took me about 2 minutes just to load your post.
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8/27/2015 4:11:00 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/27/2015 3:51:18 AM, bsh1 wrote:
I've talked to Airmax, and I know that he and Juggle are aware of the issue, and working on getting it fixed. The issue should be resolved soon, and hopefully the site can get back to normal by that time.
It is faster now, although not perfect. But thank you Sir.
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8/27/2015 4:13:07 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/26/2015 10:49:39 PM, Mirza wrote:
Today, the site has been loading extremely slowly for me. Anyone else experiencing this?

You're not alone. I am also experiencing this issue.
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8/27/2015 12:42:20 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/27/2015 3:28:35 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Oh thank God. It's not just me.

Will someone please say what's going on. Why is it like this?

Where have you been?
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8/27/2015 1:18:11 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/27/2015 4:01:01 AM, Varrack wrote:
At 8/26/2015 10:49:39 PM, Mirza wrote:
Today, the site has been loading extremely slowly for me. Anyone else experiencing this?

Yes. It took me about 2 minutes just to load your post.

It taking more than 4 minutes to reply to your post.
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8/27/2015 1:51:23 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/26/2015 10:49:39 PM, Mirza wrote:
Today, the site has been loading extremely slowly for me. Anyone else experiencing this?

Yeah, big time.
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8/27/2015 3:03:50 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/27/2015 3:28:35 AM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
Oh thank God. It's not just me.

Will someone please say what's going on. Why is it like this?

Regarding the very slow loading times of the DDO servers, users naturally have a lot of questions regarding what is causing this and what is being done to fix it. Regarding the first question, the answer is quite simple:

North Korean Leader Kim Jung Un and his regime are extremely unhappy with how he is portrayed in the upcoming 'DDO: The Movie', and we have reason to believe that North Korean hackers have breached the DDO's servers and intentionally slowed down the functionality of the site in an effort to get the movie banned from being shown in the first place. In the first trailer of DDO: The Movie, the trailer prominently featured a tank shell hitting the helicopter that the leader of North Korea was flying in, resulting in a fiery death of the North Korean leader. This scene among others featured in the movie provoked the North Korean government into enacting cyber-warfare on the site, vowing to keep up the hacking effort until the movie is banned from being shown in the first place.

We here at Imabench Productions, Airmax Anonymous, and the dozen or so other film companies who worked on this film will NOT give in to pressure from North Korea though. The first amendment guarantees freedom of speech to insult anyone we see fit, even though this site ToS explicitly forbids personal insults against anyone. Its a legal conundrum we know, we're working on it, but we will NOT censor out the scenes that the North Korean government would like to see removed, no matter how hard they try to pressure the site into having the movie banned in the first place....

We are currently working with the US government to help counter the hacking efforts of the North Koreans. The US government has agreed to help us fight off the North Korean hacking effort in exchange for valuable private information about everybody who uses DDO and their political beliefs. We hope to have this entire situation resolved shortly, a release date for DDO: The Movie shall come out shortly after the cyber warfare between the site and North Korea has been resolved.
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8/27/2015 3:19:18 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Yea, well, I think it is a script they are running on body load

OnlineTimer(15000)

In the testing there is a 15s gap where nothing is happening, and this makes sense. I have no idea what this function is, no interest in dissecting the site further, but seems very likely that the 15000 is ms = the time gap.
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8/27/2015 11:47:00 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/27/2015 3:51:18 AM, bsh1 wrote:
I've talked to Airmax, and I know that he and Juggle are aware of the issue, and working on getting it fixed. The issue should be resolved soon, and hopefully the site can get back to normal by that time.

Any updates?

@Bench, your post was hilarious, and I would love to respond in further detail, but doing so would take longer than Fidel Castro's total lifespan, so I'll wait.
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8/28/2015 1:18:26 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I believe some ad is glitching. When my adblocker is turned off, load times are insane (31 seconds).
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8/28/2015 1:50:43 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/27/2015 11:47:00 PM, EndarkenedRationalist wrote:
At 8/27/2015 3:51:18 AM, bsh1 wrote:
I've talked to Airmax, and I know that he and Juggle are aware of the issue, and working on getting it fixed. The issue should be resolved soon, and hopefully the site can get back to normal by that time.

Any updates?

Airmax says that some fixes have been made to make it less slow than it was, and he and Juggle are continuing to actively address the loading issues.
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8/28/2015 1:51:18 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/26/2015 10:49:39 PM, Mirza wrote:
Today, the site has been loading extremely slowly for me. Anyone else experiencing this?

Very slow for me too. I'm talking about 30 seconds for a page to load.
All other sites load in a second or two.
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8/28/2015 2:25:33 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
So the witchcraft has impacted the speed of the website? The August Inquisition has obviously failed (http://www.debate.org...). This is what happens when we let a few heretics run free, they reek havoc!
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8/28/2015 2:35:33 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Poor customer service is typical of American companies, FYI. With the exception of Blizzard, who are excellent from my experience.
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8/28/2015 6:17:23 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
The speed issues should've been resolved now. If anyone has any issues or questions, I would encourage them to reach out to Airmax1227.
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8/28/2015 8:11:58 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
It's been incredibly slow for me for two days now. Minutes to load a page which is just unusable. I'm rapidly losing interest in this site.
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8/28/2015 8:14:51 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/28/2015 8:11:58 AM, dee-em wrote:
It's been incredibly slow for me for two days now. Minutes to load a page which is just unusable. I'm rapidly losing interest in this site.

Ah. I've been saving that post since lunchtime when I gave up in exasperation. It looks like normal service has resumed. Gee, two days to resolve? That's rather poor.
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8/28/2015 8:57:52 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/28/2015 8:11:58 AM, dee-em wrote:
It's been incredibly slow for me for two days now. Minutes to load a page which is just unusable. I'm rapidly losing interest in this site.

It was a glitch. I think it's fixed now.
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8/28/2015 8:59:56 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 8/28/2015 8:57:52 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 8/28/2015 8:11:58 AM, dee-em wrote:
It's been incredibly slow for me for two days now. Minutes to load a page which is just unusable. I'm rapidly losing interest in this site.

It was a glitch. I think it's fixed now.

In case you didn't notice - the ads are back in the forums. The load speed was most likely a side effect of reintroducing the ads here.
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