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Cerebral_Narcissist
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9/12/2010 3:18:23 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Can't make up your mind between fascist, nut-job, zealous, authoritarians and filthy, selfish, amoral, godless libertarians? Then why not join the Centrists?

The Centrist party promises to conduct an incomptent campaign based on insults, slander and character assassination with an unclear hopefully self-contradictory manifesto smeared like rich steaming faecal matter over a hollow empty excuse for an ideology. If we can be bothered that is.

If you don't want a party with a strong ideology and a set of clear manifesto pledges then the Centrist Party is for you.

If you don't want a totalitarian dictatorship, or the veneral dieseases of unrestricted freedom forced down your throat then vote for the Centrists! If you don't really know what you want, but know that you don't care much then vote for the Centrists! If you want a Government based on moderation, apathy, ambivalence and tedium then vote for the Centrist Party.

Our provisional pledges include
1: Execute trolls, or ignore them by regularly informing them that we fully intend to ignore them, to establish threads specifically in which to ignore them, to send them private messages telling them that they are being ignored, to leave wall comments to that effect, signatures, and generally saying mean things about them until it all becomes to much and we have to leave and have a good cry.
2: Ban the semi-colon, or at least to operate a moratorium on it's use whilst setting up a special committee to look into long term restrictions.
3: A tax on all references to paedophillia, unless in reference to the Catholic Church.
4: To remove all restrictions on the hunting of panda's.
5: Agree to every single demand of the electorate to the point that all policies will be rendered utterly diluted and self-contradictory to the point of absolute abject pointlessness thus pleasing everyone of every political persuasion.
6: To declare war on Belgium.
7: To increase tea consumption by 1200% by the end of our first term.

A Vote for the Centrist's is a vote for... stuff... careful now.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/12/2010 3:24:51 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:23:08 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Funny stuff. I particularly liked the Declare War on Belgium bit.

Someone has to.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/12/2010 3:27:09 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:24:51 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:23:08 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Funny stuff. I particularly liked the Declare War on Belgium bit.

Someone has to.

I just want their chocolate... Yummy.
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.
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9/12/2010 3:27:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:24:51 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:23:08 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Funny stuff. I particularly liked the Declare War on Belgium bit.

Someone has to.

Will you go in on the Flemish or Walloon side?
Pizza. I have enormous respect for Pizza.
InsertNameHere
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9/12/2010 3:28:43 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:27:09 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:24:51 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:23:08 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Funny stuff. I particularly liked the Declare War on Belgium bit.

Someone has to.

I just want their chocolate... Yummy.

Swiss chocolate is better.
annhasle
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9/12/2010 3:29:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:28:43 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:27:09 PM, annhasle wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:24:51 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:23:08 PM, I-am-a-panda wrote:
Funny stuff. I particularly liked the Declare War on Belgium bit.

Someone has to.

I just want their chocolate... Yummy.

Swiss chocolate is better.

True. But if we take over Belgium... it'll be free. :P
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.
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9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.
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9/12/2010 3:40:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Sigged!
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.
Cerebral_Narcissist
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9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/12/2010 3:49:44 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.

So that you can have a monopoly on the business.
Reasoning
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9/12/2010 3:53:10 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:49:44 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.

So that you can have a monopoly on the business.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!
"What we really ought to ask the liberal, before we even begin addressing his agenda, is this: In what kind of society would he be a conservative?" - Joseph Sobran
Cerebral_Narcissist
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9/12/2010 3:55:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:49:44 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.

So that you can have a monopoly on the business.

Well durr!
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/12/2010 3:56:49 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:49:44 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.

So that you can have a monopoly on the business.

Ooohh, burn!
"We must raise the standard of the Old, free, decentralized, and strictly limited Republic."
-- Murray Rothbard

"The worst thing that can happen to a good cause is, not to be skillfully attacked, but to be ineptly defended."
-- Frederic Bastiat
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9/12/2010 3:58:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:56:49 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:49:44 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.

So that you can have a monopoly on the business.

Ooohh, burn!

I was kinda driving at that...
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/12/2010 4:00:23 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:58:35 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:56:49 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:49:44 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.

So that you can have a monopoly on the business.

Ooohh, burn!

I was kinda driving at that...

Look, the Centrist Party's own leader defied his own rule!
"We must raise the standard of the Old, free, decentralized, and strictly limited Republic."
-- Murray Rothbard

"The worst thing that can happen to a good cause is, not to be skillfully attacked, but to be ineptly defended."
-- Frederic Bastiat
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9/12/2010 4:02:10 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 4:00:23 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:58:35 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:56:49 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:49:44 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.

So that you can have a monopoly on the business.

Ooohh, burn!

I was kinda driving at that...

Look, the Centrist Party's own leader defied his own rule!

We have not been elected yet.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/12/2010 4:10:08 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.

Whoa! C_N shows a sense of humor! I'm impressed!
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9/12/2010 4:10:48 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
this tax on pedophile references; is the kind that I will be able to pay on frequent basis? 8)

either way I would to join this party!
One act of Rebellion created all the darkness and evil in the world; One life of Total Obedience created a path back to eternity and God.

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9/12/2010 6:16:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 4:10:08 PM, JBlake wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:46:31 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 3:39:05 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Belgium: the only thing there is chocolate and child molestation, and they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

Why do you think I am invading.

Whoa! C_N shows a sense of humor! I'm impressed!

I've always had one, but I've always taken myself too seriously. I've given up now.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/12/2010 8:31:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 4:10:48 PM, Marauder wrote:
this tax on pedophile references; is the kind that I will be able to pay on frequent basis? 8)

either way I would to join this party!

Would you care to be our shadow minister on Christian Affairs?
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/13/2010 2:12:52 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/13/2010 2:10:04 AM, innomen wrote:
You had me until that semi-colon thing; however i like the stance on Belgium; still though, a bit too authoritarian.
I think I agree with you; quite authoritarian. It is not necessarily bad, though; at least not like Authoparty.
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9/13/2010 2:28:10 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/13/2010 2:12:52 AM, Mirza wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:10:04 AM, innomen wrote:
You had me until that semi-colon thing; however i like the stance on Belgium; still though, a bit too authoritarian.
I think I agree with you; quite authoritarian. It is not necessarily bad, though; at least not like Authoparty.

Do i hear a loose coalition between the centrists and the autho's; if so it could make things interesting.
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9/13/2010 2:31:32 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/13/2010 2:28:10 AM, innomen wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:12:52 AM, Mirza wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:10:04 AM, innomen wrote:
You had me until that semi-colon thing; however i like the stance on Belgium; still though, a bit too authoritarian.
I think I agree with you; quite authoritarian. It is not necessarily bad, though; at least not like Authoparty.

Do i hear a loose coalition between the centrists and the autho's; if so it could make things interesting.
They do make people a little more interested in authoritarianism (and perhaps militarism).
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9/13/2010 2:34:10 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/13/2010 2:31:32 AM, Mirza wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:28:10 AM, innomen wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:12:52 AM, Mirza wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:10:04 AM, innomen wrote:
You had me until that semi-colon thing; however i like the stance on Belgium; still though, a bit too authoritarian.
I think I agree with you; quite authoritarian. It is not necessarily bad, though; at least not like Authoparty.

Do i hear a loose coalition between the centrists and the autho's; if so it could make things interesting.
They do make people a little more interested in authoritarianism (and perhaps militarism).

I think the autho's could assist them in a full scale invasion of Belgium; then set up a proxy guvmnt of your choosing.
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9/13/2010 2:36:35 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/13/2010 2:34:10 AM, innomen wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:31:32 AM, Mirza wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:28:10 AM, innomen wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:12:52 AM, Mirza wrote:
At 9/13/2010 2:10:04 AM, innomen wrote:
You had me until that semi-colon thing; however i like the stance on Belgium; still though, a bit too authoritarian.
I think I agree with you; quite authoritarian. It is not necessarily bad, though; at least not like Authoparty.

Do i hear a loose coalition between the centrists and the autho's; if so it could make things interesting.
They do make people a little more interested in authoritarianism (and perhaps militarism).

I think the autho's could assist them in a full scale invasion of Belgium; then set up a proxy guvmnt of your choosing.
Seeing the recent bans in Belgium...

We're on it!
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9/13/2010 2:51:30 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/13/2010 2:10:04 AM, innomen wrote:
You had me until that semi-colon thing; however i like the stance on Belgium; still though, a bit too authoritarian.

Well by banning it we really mean a strong serious look at possible restrictions upon it, or at least a general statement of intent on something to do vaguely with it.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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9/13/2010 11:12:15 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/12/2010 8:31:12 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 9/12/2010 4:10:48 PM, Marauder wrote:
this tax on pedophile references; is the kind that I will be able to pay on frequent basis? 8)

either way I would to join this party!

Would you care to be our shadow minister on Christian Affairs?

the word 'shadow' makes the title awsome...like a ninja. so yesss...
One act of Rebellion created all the darkness and evil in the world; One life of Total Obedience created a path back to eternity and God.

A Scout is Obedient.