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Raisor Reviews "DDO: The Movie"

Raisor
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11/24/2015 2:07:39 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
DDO: The Movie

by Raisor

4 out of 5 Stars

Every great movie shares three common features: A compelling plot, jokes, and graphic sexual content. I can unflinchingly say that DDO: The Movie has at least two of these features.

An exploration of the gestalt consciousness of DDO, DDO: The Movie uses collage and reference to weave a tale of political intrigue and violence. The story begins at the start of a spambot invasion. A single loyal DDO user, depicted as a sentry on a great wall, sends up the call to arms as he encounters the spambot horde, embodied as a dark slit-eyed Mongol. With a stark visual metaphor, DDO: The Movie simultaneously establishes the theme of the film while commenting on the racial antagonism that still exists between the "civilized" world of the mainstream internet and the "barbarian" world of the Eastern European and Asian authors of most spambots.

From here DDO: The Movie accelerates down a postmodern rabbit hole, challenging the distinction between fiction and reality and forcing the viewer to absorb the film on multiple levels. On one level the film engrosses the audience in spectacle, while at another the film challenges the audience to answer the question "would FourTrouble really use a condom that way?," and on yet another level DDO: The Movie demands constant analysis as to whether airmax or imabench wrote that line.

Despite a clown car cast of greasy performers, the spotlight of DDO: The Movie is stolen by the beautiful but tough PetersSmith and the mysterious Agent 11. A pivotal scene thick with aggressive sexual tension finds Agent11 confronting PetersSmith amidst a web of secrecy, a clear analogy by DDO: The Movie to the close relation between flirtation and sexual harassment endemic to DDO.

Despite the escalating excitement, the relentless teasing and hilarious banter, and the intense thrill of political maneuver, DDO: The Movie ultimately leaves the audience frustrated. Without a satisfying scene featuring gratuitous sexual content and a full-on shot of at least one of the four dirty "b" words, the film fails to live up to the criteria of a truly great film. With an engrossing plot and flawless comedic dialogue, DDO: The Movie leaves room for only one criticism: that it was too shy to show us its D-D-"O" face.

Also I wasn"t in this movie so suck it ima you only get four stars.

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imabench
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11/25/2015 1:52:32 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
*favorited*
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
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airmax1227
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11/26/2015 6:38:53 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/24/2015 2:07:39 PM, Raisor wrote:
DDO: The Movie

by Raisor

4 out of 5 Stars


Thank for the review, and well said. I'll take 4 out of 5 stars.
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imabench
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12/1/2015 4:52:14 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Might as well bump this so that there all on the front page :P
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015