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DDO Tea Time: Tabloid Edition Vol. II

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12/8/2015 9:43:38 PM
Posted: 12 months ago
Ladies and Gentlemen,

The team here at DDO Tea Time have been in the battlefields all day. Amid the craziness that is DDO right now, we are here to report the most important of current events! Without further ague, I present DDO Tea Time: Tabloid Edition!!!! (Vol. II)

Has Zaradi finally gone topless??

In our last volume we covered a court story involving Zaradi and Justin Beiber. In it, the beibz was suing Zaradi for stealing his "swag" at one of his recent concerts during a backstage altercation. While those details are still under lock and key - new reports are emerging that Thett was indeed his guest at the concert, and more so, that Thett was spotted leaving the concert while holding a t-shirt with the name Zaradi written on the inside of the collar. If these new reports are true, then that means only one thing - Zaradi went backstage... topless. Unfortunately Selena Gomez, who was present during the altercation, still refuses to comment on the matter.

DDO Members beat the CTMU!

For those unfamiliar with the CTMU, it is a theory that we are all leprechauns smoking crack in the matrix. While this theory certainly warranted criticism over the years, it famously remains an unbreakable code. That is, until the greatest philosophical minds of DDO set out to tackle it! Our greatest philosophers here, Catlow and Shabby, tackled it head on - discussing the ramifications of entropic configuration of the Reimannian manifold's quantum dynamic among other exciting possibilities. Unfortunately, their noble prize was ultimately given to Caitlyn Jenner for her humane display of caring like, alot, about killing someone while driving.

Is God punishing DDO?

With the sudden rise of two debate-breaking glitches, we must ask what any rational person would ask: Is this the wrath of God? According to popular religious forums contributors, it is. We took some time to ask our fellow religious members, what do you think? One user, BornofGod, stated that it was not God's wrath, but his own wrath, as he is God. Another user, who requested anonymity, stated that it was God cursing the Jewish overlords of DDO. Whatever the case, we here at DDO Tea Time can only hope that with enough bribes, be it money or a lamb, the issue will be fixed soon.

The Economic messiah JMK returns, again!

The on again/off again user known only as JMK has once again returned to the site. We here at DDO Tea Time will, once again, be hosting a tournament between bet placers to see how long this return shall last, followed by a round of bets (upon his departure) for how long it'll be before he returns once more. The only rule is that his coming and goings occur naturally. Like a roaming raccoon, we must not shoo him away, but rather sit and wait to see when he shall leave and return. We will begin taking bets at midnight tonight. Bitcoins are not acceptable at this time, we apologize.

Food recommendations for watching Flame Wars

We here at DDO Tea Time pride ourselves on having impeccable taste in all things. With the recent rise of flame wars, we decided to put together a list of the 3 most enjoyable foods to feast on while reading over the latest and greatest flame wars:

1) Popcorn. It's easy to make, easy to consume, and highly enjoyable. One downside is if you are a butter-lover, your fingers will become greasy. So be sure to enjoy this one only if you plan on being a passive observer throughout the war.

2) Candy of any sort. While feasting on your candy of choice, be sure to note how long it takes for the sugar rush to kick in. Nothing beats getting hyped up while enjoying a flame war more than a sugar rush. You'll quickly find yourself laughing hysterically and pumped for the coming onslaught.

3) Turkey. Turkey is a great snack for flame-wars because, as we all know, at some point flame wars become exhaustive and tiresome. Unsurprisingly, the sleep effect turkey has tends to kick in right around the same time. So, if you're unsure of how you are going to recoup after witnessing a massive flame war it's simple, eat turkey and take a nap.

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And with that said folks, that is all for this volume. Please stay tuned for our next edition in which we will be catching up with Thett to see if the shirt in question was truly Zaradi's and will also feature a my little pony review by Raisor.
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12/8/2015 9:56:03 PM
Posted: 12 months ago
Lol...this was nice.
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12/9/2015 7:50:08 PM
Posted: 12 months ago
At 12/8/2015 9:56:03 PM, bsh1 wrote:
Lol...this was nice.

Thank you :)
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12/9/2015 7:50:27 PM
Posted: 12 months ago
At 12/9/2015 2:18:19 PM, Hayd wrote:
LmaO I love this!

Right on, there'll be more to come!
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12/9/2015 8:39:56 PM
Posted: 12 months ago
At 12/9/2015 8:14:12 PM, Romanii wrote:
actually, that was zmike and I who refuted CTMU, get it right thx
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12/9/2015 9:51:44 PM
Posted: 12 months ago
At 12/9/2015 8:39:56 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 12/9/2015 8:14:12 PM, Romanii wrote:
actually, that was zmike and I who refuted CTMU, get it right thx

The team here at DDO Tea Time are pleased that you are so passionate about our articles and thank you.

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Again, thank you for being a loyal and passionate reader!
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12/10/2015 9:47:24 PM
Posted: 12 months ago
At 12/8/2015 9:43:38 PM, Blade-of-Truth wrote:
For those unfamiliar with the CTMU, it is a theory that we are all leprechauns smoking crack in the matrix. While this theory certainly warranted criticism over the years, it famously remains an unbreakable code. That is, until the greatest philosophical minds of DDO set out to tackle it! Our greatest philosophers here, Catlow and Shabby, tackled it head on - discussing the ramifications of entropic configuration of the Reimannian manifold's quantum dynamic among other exciting possibilities. Unfortunately, their noble prize was ultimately given to Caitlyn Jenner for her humane display of caring like, alot, about killing someone while driving.

The Feynman-Korsgord levels of this post are off the map. Nice!
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