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Mikal
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12/26/2015 3:59:11 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Twas the night of Christmas and there is nothing to fret
Even the bad votes that tend to anger Zarroette
I saw a guy take a gun and lick it and then pretend it was wet
I pictured a conservative do it and his name was ironically Thett3

I opened up my first gift and got a pitch black blazer
Then the thought of this guy from twilight that really looked like raisor
I slapped myself really hard at the pure vulgarity of that mental stench
Then remembered the time that RM threatened to kill and stalk bench

I saw a old grandpa sitting by a fire and sharpening his knife
Then had some memories of Roy Latham and his imaginary wife
He took off his shirt and he was really really white
It was that moment that Matt literally broke the dynamics of life

Addison was in his room in front of a mirror flexing
YYW and BSH were in the basement doing some butt sexting
Rosalie and Emil were outside beating each other half to death
Jifpop was forever banned because he had really bad breath

Romani made 30 new accounts and Bossy painted his chubby cheeks red
BOG hated Christians so much he wrote another FuK*ng thread
airmax found out when he wrote it and then chopped off his head
Then this guy named ore ele ran away and hid in a shed

Bluesteel got drunk and studied for his law exams
Zaro got offended when they told her to cook the ham
Wylted slapped her on the face and said listen to my demands
Then they went up to the top floor , walking away holding hands

This is just some that happened, but all that I have time for
When you leave, please remember to shut the fuk*ing door
ShabShoral
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12/26/2015 9:02:32 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Beautiful. You're a true artiste.
Skep: Have you ever wanted to troll a blind dating thing and pretend to be one of those 'I'm not religious, I'm spiritual' people?

Me: I mean... I identify as a Spinozian pantheist... is it really trolling?

Skep: That's not the same thing. You're just autistic. These people are retarded.

"I love that you dress in repp ties, tweed jackets and khakis."

~ YYW
bsh1
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12/26/2015 9:51:59 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Lol. Enjoyed.
Live Long and Prosper

I'm a Bish.


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ShabShoral
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12/26/2015 9:54:44 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Mikal, remember all those times I called you a worthless member and said that you were a disgrace? I take it back. You're a bright light in the current DDO landscape. You're necessary right now.

Best wishes.
Skep: Have you ever wanted to troll a blind dating thing and pretend to be one of those 'I'm not religious, I'm spiritual' people?

Me: I mean... I identify as a Spinozian pantheist... is it really trolling?

Skep: That's not the same thing. You're just autistic. These people are retarded.

"I love that you dress in repp ties, tweed jackets and khakis."

~ YYW