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1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

The problem arose from a simple logistical issue - it "locked up". Under normal conditions this sort of issue can and should be resolved in as long as it takes to reroute a drug smuggling plane, but can take as long as a few weeks before we are even aware there is an issue in the US. We strive to resolve any shipping delay as soon as we can, and under a hour is within our normal operational expectations, however, as we are all trying to enjoy our holidays too, we missed it. Our on-call person (me) was having some fun with some leftovers from the last shipment, and just didn't notice his phone.

The next shipment is back up and functioning correctly now. I apologize for the inconvenience to our users.

Regards
Some Guy from Columbia
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My question to you is. If you saw this when you came back to the site, what would you have said? "Thanks for working on a holiday weekend"? "Sorry you had to be dragged away from your family"? It is my bet, it is my experience that is exactly what users will say. You turn the issue into a reason for the drug addicts to care about the work you have to do, and all it takes is a couple poorly written paragraphs. Its the difference between a "thanks for understanding" and a big "GIVE ME MY FVCKING DRUGS!!!!! WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I NEED MY COCAINE DAMNIT!!!!!".
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1/4/2016 1:52:51 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM, YYW wrote:
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

The problem arose from a simple logistical issue - it "locked up". Under normal conditions this sort of issue can and should be resolved in as long as it takes to reroute a drug smuggling plane, but can take as long as a few weeks before we are even aware there is an issue in the US. We strive to resolve any shipping delay as soon as we can, and under a hour is within our normal operational expectations, however, as we are all trying to enjoy our holidays too, we missed it. Our on-call person (me) was having some fun with some leftovers from the last shipment, and just didn't notice his phone.

The next shipment is back up and functioning correctly now. I apologize for the inconvenience to our users.

Regards
Some Guy from Columbia
Juggle


My question to you is. If you saw this when you came back to the site, what would you have said? "Thanks for working on a holiday weekend"? "Sorry you had to be dragged away from your family"? It is my bet, it is my experience that is exactly what users will say. You turn the issue into a reason for the drug addicts to care about the work you have to do, and all it takes is a couple poorly written paragraphs. Its the difference between a "thanks for understanding" and a big "GIVE ME MY FVCKING DRUGS!!!!! WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I NEED MY COCAINE DAMNIT!!!!!".

lmao
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1/4/2016 2:03:35 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
I'd find you...and castrate you slowly.
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1/4/2016 2:09:14 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
*Colombia

Besides~~it's stupid to trivialise drug-use.
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1/4/2016 2:11:32 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 2:09:14 AM, Emilrose wrote:
*Colombia

Besides~~it's stupid to trivialise drug-use.

Rule: Anything that makes light of anything that Emilrose takes seriously is stupid.
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1/4/2016 2:14:11 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 2:11:32 AM, YYW wrote:
At 1/4/2016 2:09:14 AM, Emilrose wrote:
*Colombia

Besides~~it's stupid to trivialise drug-use.

Rule: Anything that makes light of anything that Emilrose takes seriously is stupid.

At least I can spell Colombia right ;)
Commentator on a picture with David Cameron and a Cat: 'Amazing what you can achieve with photoshop these days. I'm sure that used to be a pig.'

Commentator on Hillary Clinton: 'If Clinton is now what passes for progressive, maybe this country deserves Trump.'

Commentator on British parliament: 'All that talent in one place, where is Ebola when you need it?'

John Kerry on words: 'These aren't just words, folks.'
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1/4/2016 2:14:59 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 2:14:11 AM, Emilrose wrote:
At 1/4/2016 2:11:32 AM, YYW wrote:
At 1/4/2016 2:09:14 AM, Emilrose wrote:
*Colombia

Besides~~it's stupid to trivialise drug-use.

Rule: Anything that makes light of anything that Emilrose takes seriously is stupid.

At least I can spell Colombia right ;)

W/e

You can't spell trivialize right so idgaf...
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1/4/2016 2:16:11 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
how i felt when i realized juggle doesnt love us
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1/4/2016 2:18:00 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 2:16:11 AM, thett3 wrote:
how i felt when i realized juggle doesnt love us

lol fitting
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1/4/2016 2:21:01 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
http://www.thefreedictionary.com...

It's called 'British-English'.
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Commentator on Hillary Clinton: 'If Clinton is now what passes for progressive, maybe this country deserves Trump.'

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1/4/2016 2:22:37 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 2:21:01 AM, Emilrose wrote:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com...

It's called 'British-English'.

The whole point of this is to illustrate the idiocy of b!tching about spelling. You know what I meant, and I obviously knew what you meant.
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1/4/2016 2:26:18 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 2:22:37 AM, YYW wrote:
At 1/4/2016 2:21:01 AM, Emilrose wrote:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com...

It's called 'British-English'.

The whole point of this is to illustrate the idiocy of b!tching about spelling. You know what I meant, and I obviously knew what you meant.

Fair enough~~it's a common mistake, after all.
Commentator on a picture with David Cameron and a Cat: 'Amazing what you can achieve with photoshop these days. I'm sure that used to be a pig.'

Commentator on Hillary Clinton: 'If Clinton is now what passes for progressive, maybe this country deserves Trump.'

Commentator on British parliament: 'All that talent in one place, where is Ebola when you need it?'

John Kerry on words: 'These aren't just words, folks.'
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1/4/2016 3:14:39 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM, YYW wrote:
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

The problem arose from a simple logistical issue - it "locked up". Under normal conditions this sort of issue can and should be resolved in as long as it takes to reroute a drug smuggling plane, but can take as long as a few weeks before we are even aware there is an issue in the US. We strive to resolve any shipping delay as soon as we can, and under a hour is within our normal operational expectations, however, as we are all trying to enjoy our holidays too, we missed it. Our on-call person (me) was having some fun with some leftovers from the last shipment, and just didn't notice his phone.

The next shipment is back up and functioning correctly now. I apologize for the inconvenience to our users.

Regards
Some Guy from Columbia
Juggle


My question to you is. If you saw this when you came back to the site, what would you have said? "Thanks for working on a holiday weekend"? "Sorry you had to be dragged away from your family"? It is my bet, it is my experience that is exactly what users will say. You turn the issue into a reason for the drug addicts to care about the work you have to do, and all it takes is a couple poorly written paragraphs. Its the difference between a "thanks for understanding" and a big "GIVE ME MY FVCKING DRUGS!!!!! WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I NEED MY COCAINE DAMNIT!!!!!".

Nice!!!

Well, I am not sure, but I need my f*cking cocaine RIGHT NOW!
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1/4/2016 3:16:06 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 3:14:39 AM, TBR wrote:
At 1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM, YYW wrote:
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

The problem arose from a simple logistical issue - it "locked up". Under normal conditions this sort of issue can and should be resolved in as long as it takes to reroute a drug smuggling plane, but can take as long as a few weeks before we are even aware there is an issue in the US. We strive to resolve any shipping delay as soon as we can, and under a hour is within our normal operational expectations, however, as we are all trying to enjoy our holidays too, we missed it. Our on-call person (me) was having some fun with some leftovers from the last shipment, and just didn't notice his phone.

The next shipment is back up and functioning correctly now. I apologize for the inconvenience to our users.

Regards
Some Guy from Columbia
Juggle


My question to you is. If you saw this when you came back to the site, what would you have said? "Thanks for working on a holiday weekend"? "Sorry you had to be dragged away from your family"? It is my bet, it is my experience that is exactly what users will say. You turn the issue into a reason for the drug addicts to care about the work you have to do, and all it takes is a couple poorly written paragraphs. Its the difference between a "thanks for understanding" and a big "GIVE ME MY FVCKING DRUGS!!!!! WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I NEED MY COCAINE DAMNIT!!!!!".

Nice!!!

Well, I am not sure, but I need my f*cking cocaine RIGHT NOW!

I couldn't resist... your thread was just too good lol
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1/4/2016 3:18:30 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 3:16:06 AM, YYW wrote:
At 1/4/2016 3:14:39 AM, TBR wrote:
At 1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM, YYW wrote:
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

The problem arose from a simple logistical issue - it "locked up". Under normal conditions this sort of issue can and should be resolved in as long as it takes to reroute a drug smuggling plane, but can take as long as a few weeks before we are even aware there is an issue in the US. We strive to resolve any shipping delay as soon as we can, and under a hour is within our normal operational expectations, however, as we are all trying to enjoy our holidays too, we missed it. Our on-call person (me) was having some fun with some leftovers from the last shipment, and just didn't notice his phone.

The next shipment is back up and functioning correctly now. I apologize for the inconvenience to our users.

Regards
Some Guy from Columbia
Juggle


My question to you is. If you saw this when you came back to the site, what would you have said? "Thanks for working on a holiday weekend"? "Sorry you had to be dragged away from your family"? It is my bet, it is my experience that is exactly what users will say. You turn the issue into a reason for the drug addicts to care about the work you have to do, and all it takes is a couple poorly written paragraphs. Its the difference between a "thanks for understanding" and a big "GIVE ME MY FVCKING DRUGS!!!!! WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I NEED MY COCAINE DAMNIT!!!!!".

Nice!!!

Well, I am not sure, but I need my f*cking cocaine RIGHT NOW!

I couldn't resist... your thread was just too good lol

We have all had the long trip to the dealer to hear "well, my guy will be over tomorrow, so hang tight. It is really good dude!"
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1/4/2016 3:23:27 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 2:03:35 AM, Rosalie wrote:
I'd find you...and castrate you slowly.

Why do you always want to castrate a person?
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1/4/2016 4:04:06 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
Imagining you are are a guy from Columbia...

Sir might i interest you in a business proposition? There is a serious market for the coco in my town. If i may suggest a business partnership? PM if you want to further negotiate the details of this potential partnership. I look forward to it

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1/4/2016 4:06:40 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
In our proceedings I will request that you refer to me by my given name, Tony Montana. Up to you but I"M FUC*&IN TONY MONTANA MOTH#$%^CKEH
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1/4/2016 5:18:07 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM, YYW wrote:
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

I am here
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1/4/2016 5:20:08 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 5:18:07 AM, cocaine wrote:
At 1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM, YYW wrote:
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

I am here

I'd like for everyone on DDO to watch Johnny Depp's "Blow" together. One of the best drug movies of all time, and one of my favorite movies ever.

*waits for people to interpret what that means about me as a person*

lol
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1/4/2016 5:21:12 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 5:20:08 AM, YYW wrote:
At 1/4/2016 5:18:07 AM, cocaine wrote:
At 1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM, YYW wrote:
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

I am here

I'd like for everyone on DDO to watch Johnny Depp's "Blow" together. One of the best drug movies of all time, and one of my favorite movies ever.

*waits for people to interpret what that means about me as a person*

lol

lmao i'll give it a watch
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1/4/2016 3:54:09 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 2:03:35 AM, Rosalie wrote:
I'd find you...and castrate you slowly.

ESocialBookworm already did that, and she fed my balls to cats.
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1/4/2016 8:12:54 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 3:54:09 PM, BlazingRodent wrote:
At 1/4/2016 2:03:35 AM, Rosalie wrote:
I'd find you...and castrate you slowly.

ESocialBookworm already did that, and she fed my balls to cats.

Hehehe
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1/4/2016 8:13:55 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.

Me~
"BAILEY + SOLON = SAILEY
MY SHIP SAILEY MUST SAIL"

SCREW THAT SHIZ #BANNIE = BAILEY & ANNIE

P.S. Shipped Sailey before it was cannon bitches.
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1/4/2016 8:23:53 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 8:12:54 PM, ESocialBookworm wrote:
At 1/4/2016 3:54:09 PM, BlazingRodent wrote:
At 1/4/2016 2:03:35 AM, Rosalie wrote:
I'd find you...and castrate you slowly.

ESocialBookworm already did that, and she fed my balls to cats.

Hehehe

Y u do dis? :,(
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1/4/2016 10:11:44 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 5:20:08 AM, YYW wrote:
At 1/4/2016 5:18:07 AM, cocaine wrote:
At 1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM, YYW wrote:
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

I am here

I'd like for everyone on DDO to watch Johnny Depp's "Blow" together. One of the best drug movies of all time, and one of my favorite movies ever.

*waits for people to interpret what that means about me as a person*

lol

That is a seriously good movie
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

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1/4/2016 10:12:30 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 1/4/2016 10:11:44 PM, Buddamoose wrote:
At 1/4/2016 5:20:08 AM, YYW wrote:
At 1/4/2016 5:18:07 AM, cocaine wrote:
At 1/4/2016 1:19:13 AM, YYW wrote:
As many users are aware, the site had a prolonged lack of cocaine this month. It affected all users for the entirety of the shortage.

I am here

I'd like for everyone on DDO to watch Johnny Depp's "Blow" together. One of the best drug movies of all time, and one of my favorite movies ever.

*waits for people to interpret what that means about me as a person*

lol

That is a seriously good movie

It really is... probably the best Johnny Depp movie I've ever seen.
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