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TN05
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4/11/2016 1:26:28 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
I'm TN05 from Infowars.com. Today I am going to moderate the greatest debate ever. As explained here (http://www.debate.org...), TN05 has decided to skip the next presidential debate due to a broken agreement between him and the other candidates. The DDO Elite is trying to rig the election to get their chosen candidate elected. So TN05 is skipping the debate. Instead, TN05 is going to debate himself on which of his great ideas are the greatest. To introduce our competitors tonight, we have TN05, and TN05. I will let TN05 speak first.

TN05: Look. I respect TN05. He's a great guy. Nobody greater. And what yuge hands! I have people come up to me all the time, saying, "TN05, what big hands! I am amazed by how big his hands are". But he is dead wrong here. The best policy of TN05 is not the walls. The best policy of TN05 is the deportation of all illegal social justice warriors. Look, I like the social justice warriors. Nice people. Very nice. Many of them helped me build TN05 Tower. But we are being invaded. SJW culture encourages rapists. We have rapists and murderers coming from CreateDebate. These people, they are bad. Very bad. We have people dying on the streets of Debate.org every day. Every day. We hear more and more stories. And look, I am not racist against SJWs. Nobody is less racist than I am. Martin Luther King, that guy told me "you are the least racist person". Great guy. But we have to do something. We have to. We don't have any other choice.

TN05: Now, TN05 for his opinion.

TN05: I am being treated unfairly. We know this. I have gotten so much heat on the walls. So much. The people, they love me. I'm winning all the polls. I'm the only candidate who can win. But the media, it's so unfair. They don't want a wall. But we want a wall. And not just one wall. Two walls. One around Debate.org, and one around the religion forum. Everyone wants the walls. Every day, I hear more and more from people saying "TN05, you are going to Make Debate.org Great Again! You are going to build the walls!". And these won't be just any walls. These will be the yugest walls. Yuger than the Great Wall of China. China is winning on everything, even walls. But our walls will be bigger! And every time Juggle says "We won't build a wall", the wall will get 10 feet taller. And CreateDebate, they will do what I say. And I have the best things to say, right? Nobody has better words than I do. My words are so great. I just received an endorsement from Webster. You know, the dictionary guy. He told me on Twitter. What a yuge endorsement! And he knows my words are best. That's why he's endorsing me. He told me 'ur words are greatest words. No other words compare. All words of TN05 are words from God! #1488'. And you know, what a loser that guy. I mean, what kind of father lets his son be killed? And Satan, he offered him a great deal. He offered to give him free bread and make him ruler over all the Earth! I know a lot about deals. I've made so many deals, you don't even know. I've made more deals than Wylted. Well, except maybe plea deals. But instead of taking this great deal, he said no. And what did he get? He got to die next to a couple of criminals. Total loser. I like Messiahs who don't let themselves get killed. Total loser.

TN05: What a strong argument from TN05! Let's see how TN05 responds.

TN05: Look, TN05 is not telling you the truth. He's not. We all know about the walls. Everyone wants a wall! Now all the others are talking about the wall. Just the other day I heard Wylted talk about the walls he will be behind in jail. He's trying to rip TN05 off! But the walls are so obvious. The deportations, that requires effort. We'll need a deportation force of moderators. And I will pick the best moderators. Only I can pick them. And we'll deport the illegals. They will be deported. The best ones, we might let them back in later. But we have to deport them, and their families. We have to. We just have to. And we will. We're going to do it. We're doing it.

TN05: Such a response! I have not heard such a response ever. Back to TN05 for his rebuttal.

TN05: Look, my opponent makes some good points. We need to deport the SJWs. We have to. And we will. But a wall, we need it. We need it more than we need anything else. When I am President, edeb8 will look at our wall and say "Oh no! They have build a wall. We cannot take their debaters!" And this will happen. But we'll build a wall. It will be a great wall. Then we'll build another wall. We'll have two walls. What's not to like?

TN05: And now, our judges will decide the winner.

TN05: TN05 wins!
TN05: TN05 has won!
TN05: It's a tie!

Well, looks like a tie! I guess all of TN05's ideas are the best. Why didn't we know this before? It's so obvious!
Sam7411
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4/11/2016 1:33:26 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

You're encouraging him
TN05
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4/11/2016 1:37:47 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

I don't think you really understand the Trump campaign. Sad!
The-Voice-of-Truth
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4/11/2016 1:43:58 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 1:26:28 AM, TN05 wrote:

This is like some satirical, single-character, miniature fanfiction.

i givs thums up
Suh dude

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"Crap, what is my religion again?" -Vaarka

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thett3
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4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
F-16_Fighting_Falcon
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4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?
thett3
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4/11/2016 2:08:35 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
TN05
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4/11/2016 2:14:09 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 2:08:35 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

lol
thett3
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4/11/2016 2:15:16 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 2:14:09 AM, TN05 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:08:35 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

lol

Btw I'm keeping this profile picture, probably forever
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
F-16_Fighting_Falcon
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4/11/2016 2:17:59 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 2:08:35 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interrupting cow who? (I'm curious where you are going with it, haven't heard this one and didn't google so as to not steal your thunder).
thett3
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4/11/2016 2:18:22 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 2:17:59 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:08:35 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interrupting

MOO!
DDO Vice President

#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
TN05
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4/11/2016 2:24:16 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 2:15:16 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:14:09 AM, TN05 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:08:35 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

lol

Btw I'm keeping this profile picture, probably forever

Glad you like it
1harderthanyouthink
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4/11/2016 2:38:33 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 2:15:16 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:14:09 AM, TN05 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:08:35 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

lol

Btw I'm keeping this profile picture, probably forever

Can you change it back to Trump? I'm getting annoyed mistaking you for TN.
"It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here,
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

-Syd Barrett

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thett3
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4/11/2016 3:37:37 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 2:38:33 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:15:16 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:14:09 AM, TN05 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:08:35 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

lol

Btw I'm keeping this profile picture, probably forever

Can you change it back to Trump? I'm getting annoyed mistaking you for TN.

happy?
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#StandwithBossy

#UnbanTheMadman

#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
1harderthanyouthink
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4/11/2016 3:42:56 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/11/2016 3:37:37 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:38:33 AM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:15:16 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:14:09 AM, TN05 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:08:35 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:25 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
At 4/11/2016 2:07:00 AM, thett3 wrote:
At 4/11/2016 1:29:23 AM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:
This was funny at first but now you are cracking the same joke we've all heard again and again. Try a different one.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

lol

Btw I'm keeping this profile picture, probably forever

Can you change it back to Trump? I'm getting annoyed mistaking you for TN.

happy?

Yes
"It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here,
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

-Syd Barrett

DDO Risk King