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UtherPenguin
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4/19/2016 1:25:46 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
Shalom, I have made a shocking discovery of myself a few months ago (https://www.youtube.com...), Ergo, I will be running for president.

My VP's include triangle.128k, ArthurPenguin and Diorgen

Here are my policies:

Step 1: Re instating the Law of Moses


Upon election, all members of moderation and quasi government will be replaced with Children of Israel or Ishmalites, if an Isralites is already in this position then they will not be replaced, This means that Airmax,BoT, PetersSmith and Whiteflame do not have to step down from their respective positions.

The offical language shall also be changed to Hebrew and Arabic

Step 2: A strict adherence to the Sabbath

From every Friday to Sunday, all activity and moderation on this site shall cease, failure to do so shall result in a quick ban. As my VP's are all closet moose-limbs, they request all users to be present to Juma' prayer on Fridays.

Step 3: Dhimmi and Gentiles

By request of my VP's, all Gentiles and non Moose-limbs will be expected to pay a Jizya tax in order to receive voting privileges (Don't put me on the NSA watchlist, it's ArthurPenguin who asked for this.) Failure to do so will result in a temp ban.


Step 4: Banning rules.



Only 3 actions will be warranting of a perma ban, that is:
1. Breaking the Sabbath
2. Breaking the 10 Commandments
3. Kneeling to the Golden Calf.

By request of my VP's, acts of Kufr and Shirk may or may not be added to this list.

(em nab t'nod esaelp)
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
triangle.128k
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4/19/2016 1:33:04 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 1:25:46 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Shalom, I have made a shocking discovery of myself a few months ago (https://www.youtube.com...), Ergo, I will be running for president.

My VP's include triangle.128k, ArthurPenguin and Diorgen

Here are my policies:

Step 1: Re instating the Law of Moses


Upon election, all members of moderation and quasi government will be replaced with Children of Israel or Ishmalites, if an Isralites is already in this position then they will not be replaced, This means that Airmax,BoT, PetersSmith and Whiteflame do not have to step down from their respective positions.

The offical language shall also be changed to Hebrew and Arabic

Step 2: A strict adherence to the Sabbath

From every Friday to Sunday, all activity and moderation on this site shall cease, failure to do so shall result in a quick ban. As my VP's are all closet moose-limbs, they request all users to be present to Juma' prayer on Fridays.

Step 3: Dhimmi and Gentiles

By request of my VP's, all Gentiles and non Moose-limbs will be expected to pay a Jizya tax in order to receive voting privileges (Don't put me on the NSA watchlist, it's ArthurPenguin who asked for this.) Failure to do so will result in a temp ban.


Step 4: Banning rules.



Only 3 actions will be warranting of a perma ban, that is:
1. Breaking the Sabbath
2. Breaking the 10 Commandments
3. Kneeling to the Golden Calf.

By request of my VP's, acts of Kufr and Shirk may or may not be added to this list.

(em nab t'nod esaelp)

I, Diorgen, and ArthurPenguin all approve this message.
Vaarka
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4/19/2016 1:35:33 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 1:25:46 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Shalom, I have made a shocking discovery of myself a few months ago (https://www.youtube.com...), Ergo, I will be running for president.

My VP's include triangle.128k, ArthurPenguin and Diorgen

Here are my policies:

Step 1: Re instating the Law of Moses


Upon election, all members of moderation and quasi government will be replaced with Children of Israel or Ishmalites, if an Isralites is already in this position then they will not be replaced, This means that Airmax,BoT, PetersSmith and Whiteflame do not have to step down from their respective positions.

The offical language shall also be changed to Hebrew and Arabic

Step 2: A strict adherence to the Sabbath

From every Friday to Sunday, all activity and moderation on this site shall cease, failure to do so shall result in a quick ban. As my VP's are all closet moose-limbs, they request all users to be present to Juma' prayer on Fridays.

Step 3: Dhimmi and Gentiles

By request of my VP's, all Gentiles and non Moose-limbs will be expected to pay a Jizya tax in order to receive voting privileges (Don't put me on the NSA watchlist, it's ArthurPenguin who asked for this.) Failure to do so will result in a temp ban.


Step 4: Banning rules.



Only 3 actions will be warranting of a perma ban, that is:
1. Breaking the Sabbath
2. Breaking the 10 Commandments
3. Kneeling to the Golden Calf.

By request of my VP's, acts of Kufr and Shirk may or may not be added to this list.

(em nab t'nod esaelp)

Uther for president!'
Vive la Revolution!
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SolonKR
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4/19/2016 1:36:35 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
> "late bid"
> mfw there's almost two months left before the election in a 6-month term
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UtherPenguin
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4/19/2016 1:43:47 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 1:36:35 AM, SolonKR wrote:
> "late bid"
> mfw there's almost two months left before the election in a 6-month term

IKR, Why won't Utter just shut up about the presidency for a.minute.
"Praise Allah."
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Vaarka
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4/19/2016 1:45:50 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 1:43:47 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 4/19/2016 1:36:35 AM, SolonKR wrote:
> "late bid"
> mfw there's almost two months left before the election in a 6-month term

IKR, Why won't Utter just shut up about the presidency for a.minute.

Wrong account?
You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

inferno: "I don't know, are you attracted to women?"
ButterCatX: "No, Vaarka is mine!"

All hail scum Vaarka, wielder of the bastard sword, smiter of nations, destroyer of spiders -VOT

"Vaarka, I've been thinking about this for a long time now," (pulls out small box made of macaroni) "W-will you be my noodle buddy?" -Kirigaya
UtherPenguin
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4/19/2016 1:54:26 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 1:45:50 AM, Vaarka wrote:
At 4/19/2016 1:43:47 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 4/19/2016 1:36:35 AM, SolonKR wrote:
> "late bid"
> mfw there's almost two months left before the election in a 6-month term

IKR, Why won't Utter just shut up about the presidency for a.minute.

Wrong account?

Shoot, gimme a moment as I switch to thett.
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
Peepette
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4/19/2016 2:03:38 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 1:25:46 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Shalom, I have made a shocking discovery of myself a few months ago (https://www.youtube.com...), Ergo, I will be running for president.

My VP's include triangle.128k, ArthurPenguin and Diorgen

Here are my policies:

Step 1: Re instating the Law of Moses


Upon election, all members of moderation and quasi government will be replaced with Children of Israel or Ishmalites, if an Isralites is already in this position then they will not be replaced, This means that Airmax,BoT, PetersSmith and Whiteflame do not have to step down from their respective positions.

The offical language shall also be changed to Hebrew and Arabic

Step 2: A strict adherence to the Sabbath

From every Friday to Sunday, all activity and moderation on this site shall cease, failure to do so shall result in a quick ban. As my VP's are all closet moose-limbs, they request all users to be present to Juma' prayer on Fridays.

Step 3: Dhimmi and Gentiles

By request of my VP's, all Gentiles and non Moose-limbs will be expected to pay a Jizya tax in order to receive voting privileges (Don't put me on the NSA watchlist, it's ArthurPenguin who asked for this.) Failure to do so will result in a temp ban.


Step 4: Banning rules.



Only 3 actions will be warranting of a perma ban, that is:
1. Breaking the Sabbath
2. Breaking the 10 Commandments
3. Kneeling to the Golden Calf.

By request of my VP's, acts of Kufr and Shirk may or may not be added to this list.

(em nab t'nod esaelp)

Noooo don't take away the golden calf! https://youtu.be...
UtherPenguin
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4/19/2016 8:05:31 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 6:54:42 PM, Electrolance wrote:
Allahu Akbar

Semiallahu lemin hamida

*goes into sujood*
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
triangle.128k
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4/19/2016 8:14:32 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 5:40:50 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Guys, ignore this thread, I think Uter is trolling.

I think you posted this on the wrong account, airmax multi #666^3
UtherPenguin
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4/19/2016 8:50:07 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 8:14:32 PM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 4/19/2016 5:40:50 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Guys, ignore this thread, I think Uter is trolling.

I think you posted this on the wrong account, airmax multi #666^3

Sorry, I'll log onto multi 667^3 then.
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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4/19/2016 8:54:41 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 8:50:07 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 4/19/2016 8:14:32 PM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 4/19/2016 5:40:50 PM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Guys, ignore this thread, I think Uter is trolling.

I think you posted this on the wrong account, airmax multi #666^3

Sorry, I'll log onto multi 667^3 then.

Wait, wasn't multi 667^3 Mirza?
UtherPenguin
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4/19/2016 9:04:19 PM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/19/2016 8:57:26 PM, triangle.128k wrote:
also, wasn't azriM running as another VP?

I'll add azriM to the list.
"Praise Allah."
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4/23/2016 3:34:22 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/23/2016 3:09:00 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:23:37 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Pmub

Dammit Utter, stop bumping this thread.

Maybe diorgeN and 3azriM can spread the word of our presidency.
UtherPenguin
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4/23/2016 3:37:32 AM
Posted: 7 months ago
At 4/23/2016 3:34:22 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 4/23/2016 3:09:00 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 4/19/2016 3:23:37 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Pmub

Dammit Utter, stop bumping this thread.

Maybe diorgeN and 3azriM can spread the word of our presidency.

Good, we need more sodium for this thing to launch.
"Praise Allah."
~YYW