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UtherPenguin
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6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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6/14/2016 12:28:11 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.
What is the Mandate?
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6/14/2016 12:28:39 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

All hail the Uther
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6/14/2016 12:30:19 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:

Can your first decree be to build a wall with edeb8?

You see, when edeb8 sends their people, they're not sending their best: they're not sending BOT, they're not sending 16k, they're not sending YYW. They're bringing spam, they're bringing flame wars, they're votebombers, and some I assume are good people. But we have no other choice. We need to build a great, big, beautiful wall and make DDO great again.
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6/14/2016 12:30:44 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 12:28:11 AM, Emmarie wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.
What is the Mandate?

Some esoteric Chinese political theory that Im way too lazy to understand or explain https://m.youtube.com...
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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6/14/2016 12:31:53 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
Moderate this, sorry couldn't help it.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

If you think I will give up my rights and forsake social etiquette to make you "FEEL" better you are sadly mistaken

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6/14/2016 12:32:13 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 12:30:19 AM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:

Can your first decree be to build a wall with edeb8?

You see, when edeb8 sends their people, they're not sending their best: they're not sending BOT, they're not sending 16k, they're not sending YYW. They're bringing spam, they're bringing flame wars, they're votebombers, and some I assume are good people. But we have no other choice. We need to build a great, big, beautiful wall and make DDO great again.

I will build a wall and make Larz pay for it.
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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6/14/2016 12:32:38 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 12:32:13 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:30:19 AM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:

Can your first decree be to build a wall with edeb8?

You see, when edeb8 sends their people, they're not sending their best: they're not sending BOT, they're not sending 16k, they're not sending YYW. They're bringing spam, they're bringing flame wars, they're votebombers, and some I assume are good people. But we have no other choice. We need to build a great, big, beautiful wall and make DDO great again.

I will build a wall and make Larz pay for it.

WOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

#MAKEDDOGREATAGAIN.
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6/14/2016 12:36:23 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 12:30:44 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:28:11 AM, Emmarie wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.
What is the Mandate?

Some esoteric Chinese political theory that Im way too lazy to understand or explain https://m.youtube.com...
A great example of circular reasoning :)
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6/14/2016 12:37:37 AM
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At 6/14/2016 12:37:11 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
Shut up UtterPengknee

Stop harassing me, you're reported.
"Praise Allah."
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6/14/2016 1:00:51 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

Will you get rid of the bullshiit swearing filter?
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6/14/2016 1:06:21 AM
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At 6/14/2016 1:00:51 AM, Raisor wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

Will you get rid of the bullshiit swearing filter?

Yes. Juggle has lost the Mandate of Heaven, I run the site now.
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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6/14/2016 1:06:30 AM
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All hail our new moderator.
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6/14/2016 1:13:59 AM
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At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

You have been gracious to deign us with your enlightenment. How do we address you?
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6/14/2016 1:17:55 AM
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At 6/14/2016 1:13:59 AM, Sam7411 wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

You have been gracious to deign us with your enlightenment. How do we address you?

Jin Huangdi
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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6/14/2016 1:24:42 AM
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At 6/14/2016 1:17:55 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 6/14/2016 1:13:59 AM, Sam7411 wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

You have been gracious to deign us with your enlightenment. How do we address you?

Jin Huangdi

Forgive me Moderator Jin Huangdi for not being capable of honoring you. You have my servitude.
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6/14/2016 2:10:46 AM
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At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

Make me the DDO Dictator. I will make the site fun.
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6/14/2016 3:31:50 AM
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At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

I can get on board with this. The Axolotl mods are critically endangered. Let's make them extinct.
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6/14/2016 4:44:27 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
As moderator I will now establish a new imperial dynasty: The Xia.

Wait, that's taken? Well, I'll have to go with the Daxia

I is now Daxia Shi Jinhuangdi
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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6/14/2016 4:56:33 AM
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At 6/14/2016 3:31:50 AM, PetersSmith wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

I can get on board with this. The Axolotl mods are critically endangered. Let's make them extinct.

Indeed, replace the axolotl with doge
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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6/14/2016 5:00:40 AM
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DDO's official Language will now be Chinese (TTADITIONALNONEOOFTHATCOMMUNISTSIMPLIFIEDPROPOGANDA)
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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6/14/2016 5:32:49 AM
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At 6/14/2016 4:44:27 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
As moderator I will now establish a new imperial dynasty: The Xia.

Wait, that's taken? Well, I'll have to go with the Daxia

I is now Daxia Shi Jinhuangdi

Are you crazy, an imperial dynasty? Why couldn't you just set up a fascist dictatorship? )-:
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6/14/2016 5:44:00 AM
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At 6/14/2016 5:32:49 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 6/14/2016 4:44:27 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
As moderator I will now establish a new imperial dynasty: The Xia.

Wait, that's taken? Well, I'll have to go with the Daxia

I is now Daxia Shi Jinhuangdi

Are you crazy, an imperial dynasty? Why couldn't you just set up a fascist dictatorship? )-:

Bcuz it no kewl enuf
"Praise Allah."
~YYW
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6/14/2016 5:44:25 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 5:44:00 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
At 6/14/2016 5:32:49 AM, triangle.128k wrote:
At 6/14/2016 4:44:27 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
As moderator I will now establish a new imperial dynasty: The Xia.

Wait, that's taken? Well, I'll have to go with the Daxia

I is now Daxia Shi Jinhuangdi

Are you crazy, an imperial dynasty? Why couldn't you just set up a fascist dictatorship? )-:

Bcuz it no kewl enuf

I'm starting a fascist revolution now
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6/14/2016 2:13:49 PM
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At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

Will we purge the forums for users who use their toilet paper the wrong way, and throw them into the religious forum until they learn what they did wrong?
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6/14/2016 6:31:16 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 2:13:49 PM, Vaarka wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:
After acquiring the Imperial Seal of the Han, my ministers have told me to fufill le mandate of Heaven and become the new Moderator. Reminds me a lot like Yuan Shu, and according to History that went real well.

From this day forward, I'm the new head Mod of DDO.

First order of business, replace the presidency with the Mandate of Heaven.

Will we purge the forums for users who use their toilet paper the wrong way, and throw them into the religious forum until they learn what they did wrong?
For reference: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...

Yes, wring toilet paper is clearly a counter revolutionary act of defiance, vote to guillotine.
"Praise Allah."
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6/14/2016 6:53:35 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 12:30:19 AM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:

Can your first decree be to build a wall with edeb8?

You see, when edeb8 sends their people, they're not sending their best: they're not sending BOT, they're not sending 16k, they're not sending YYW. They're bringing spam, they're bringing flame wars, they're votebombers, and some I assume are good people. But we have no other choice. We need to build a great, big, beautiful wall and make DDO great again.

Quick trick, you can also do direct quotes with bracketed changes.

"When [edeb8] sends its people, they"re not sending their best. They"re not sending [BOT]. They"re not sending [16k]. They"re sending people that have lots of problems, and they"re bringing those problems with us. They"re bringing [spam]. They"re bringing [flame wars]. They"re [votebombers]. And some, I assume, are good people." -Donald Trump, June 16, 2015
https://www.washingtonpost.com...

This can be repeated for anything. In a comedic debate, I quoted Martin Niemoller on Hitler's pie-ocide.

"First they came for the [Pie], and I did not speak out -
Because I [did] not [like pie].
Then they came for the [Pizza], and I did not speak out -
Because I [did] not [like pizza-pie either].
Then they came for the [Black Forest cake], and I did not speak out -
Because I [did] not [like the pie-like fruit filling between layers].
Then they came for [my chocolate birthday cake with sprinkles] - and there was no one left to speak for me." -Martin Niemoller
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6/14/2016 7:49:17 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/14/2016 6:53:35 PM, Ragnar wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:30:19 AM, ResponsiblyIrresponsible wrote:
At 6/14/2016 12:23:54 AM, UtherPenguin wrote:

Can your first decree be to build a wall with edeb8?

You see, when edeb8 sends their people, they're not sending their best: they're not sending BOT, they're not sending 16k, they're not sending YYW. They're bringing spam, they're bringing flame wars, they're votebombers, and some I assume are good people. But we have no other choice. We need to build a great, big, beautiful wall and make DDO great again.

Quick trick, you can also do direct quotes with bracketed changes.

"When [edeb8] sends its people, they"re not sending their best. They"re not sending [BOT]. They"re not sending [16k]. They"re sending people that have lots of problems, and they"re bringing those problems with us. They"re bringing [spam]. They"re bringing [flame wars]. They"re [votebombers]. And some, I assume, are good people." -Donald Trump, June 16, 2015
https://www.washingtonpost.com...

This can be repeated for anything. In a comedic debate, I quoted Martin Niemoller on Hitler's pie-ocide.

"First they came for the [Pie], and I did not speak out -
Because I [did] not [like pie].
Then they came for the [Pizza], and I did not speak out -
Because I [did] not [like pizza-pie either].
Then they came for the [Black Forest cake], and I did not speak out -
Because I [did] not [like the pie-like fruit filling between layers].
Then they came for [my chocolate birthday cake with sprinkles] - and there was no one left to speak for me." -Martin Niemoller
http://www.debate.org...

Lol, this is a great idea.
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