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Mikal
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6/22/2016 11:37:56 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
Volume 1

Hola DDO, as some of you may know we have recently elected Thett3 as our new president. The people who elected him consist of a formal coalition of members who do not recognize bsh, seventh, or airmax as our current president.

Thett3 is sorry he cannot be present for this announcement , but he is to busy "getting at dem hoes".

So from the commandment of our own arch lord and divine ruler of DDO, I have been appointed as his voice. It is my job to update the users of DDO with our goals and plans for the future. I have a brief outline below

(1) Front Page Bug

Our new overlord is so manly, that he crushes hamburgers between his biceps and drinks the grease as it pours off his arm. He bench presses nearly 150 pounds. He will use this power and might to influence juggle. After he is done with his current orgy which will take approximately 4 days, he will visit juggle and demonstrate his penis size to them. This will force theme to acknowledge his power and he will use this as a tool to control them and manipulate them into fixing the site. So his first priority is to fix this front page bug. Our leader views this as a detriment to new members, as it displays stupid debates and dissuades new potential members from joining.

(2) Voting Issues

We have came up with an objectively right way to moderate votes on the site, this is not an opinion. We will elect YYW as head vote moderator, and only he is allowed to vote on debates. He can remove or keep his own votes as he sees fit. Since his votes are only objectively correct, he will not have to remove that many.

Whiteflame has been promoted to head Janitor and will clean up the religion forum

(3) Buying Airmax Pants

We will get airmax pants as he never seems to have them. This will reduce the amount of times he is tempted to masturbate so he is not all lovely dovey all the time. It is our theory by reducing the amount of times he finishes in a day, he will possibly be more strict and not be so cuddly all the time

(4) New Poll Moderator

Rosalie will replace peters smith as the new poll mod. Not only that, we are selling peters to rosalie in exchange for her soul. When the time is right we will sacrifice her and Tufs child to airmax to bring about the new dark age of DDO

(5) Using Facebook to bring back old members

We will use face book to contact members. Not just contact them but spam their pages and insist they come back regardless of what they are doing. We will not accept the fact that people have a life and have moved on. DK is entirely right. If we use facebook enough to annoy the piss out of them, we can make DDO great again.

(6) Imabench is promoted to head of the new member department

Ima will great all new members, and give them a run down of the site. We feel is most suited for this job

More updates to come

This is just a outline for what we plan to do and what will be implemented whether you like it or not.

Thank you for your time

Cheers

Thett3
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6/22/2016 11:57:29 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
Thank you Mikal.

He did however forget to mention the obvious reason he made the thread: Mikal has been appointed as my Vice President.
DDO Vice President

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: thett was right
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6/23/2016 10:32:04 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/22/2016 11:57:29 PM, thett3 wrote:
Thank you Mikal.

He did however forget to mention the obvious reason he made the thread: Mikal has been appointed as my Vice President.

No. You are the eternal vice president. You are your own vice president

Shame on you for not knowing your own cabinet.
"Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe." - Frederick Douglass
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6/23/2016 11:11:02 AM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/22/2016 11:37:56 PM, Mikal wrote:
Volume 1

Hola DDO, as some of you may know we have recently elected Thett3 as our new president. The people who elected him consist of a formal coalition of members who do not recognize bsh, seventh, or airmax as our current president.

Thett3 is sorry he cannot be present for this announcement , but he is to busy "getting at dem hoes".

So from the commandment of our own arch lord and divine ruler of DDO, I have been appointed as his voice. It is my job to update the users of DDO with our goals and plans for the future. I have a brief outline below


(1) Front Page Bug

Our new overlord is so manly, that he crushes hamburgers between his biceps and drinks the grease as it pours off his arm. He bench presses nearly 150 pounds. He will use this power and might to influence juggle. After he is done with his current orgy which will take approximately 4 days, he will visit juggle and demonstrate his penis size to them. This will force theme to acknowledge his power and he will use this as a tool to control them and manipulate them into fixing the site. So his first priority is to fix this front page bug. Our leader views this as a detriment to new members, as it displays stupid debates and dissuades new potential members from joining.

(2) Voting Issues

We have came up with an objectively right way to moderate votes on the site, this is not an opinion. We will elect YYW as head vote moderator, and only he is allowed to vote on debates. He can remove or keep his own votes as he sees fit. Since his votes are only objectively correct, he will not have to remove that many.

Whiteflame has been promoted to head Janitor and will clean up the religion forum

(3) Buying Airmax Pants

We will get airmax pants as he never seems to have them. This will reduce the amount of times he is tempted to masturbate so he is not all lovely dovey all the time. It is our theory by reducing the amount of times he finishes in a day, he will possibly be more strict and not be so cuddly all the time

(4) New Poll Moderator

Rosalie will replace peters smith as the new poll mod. Not only that, we are selling peters to rosalie in exchange for her soul. When the time is right we will sacrifice her and Tufs child to airmax to bring about the new dark age of DDO

(5) Using Facebook to bring back old members

We will use face book to contact members. Not just contact them but spam their pages and insist they come back regardless of what they are doing. We will not accept the fact that people have a life and have moved on. DK is entirely right. If we use facebook enough to annoy the piss out of them, we can make DDO great again.

(6) Imabench is promoted to head of the new member department

Ima will great all new members, and give them a run down of the site. We feel is most suited for this job



More updates to come

This is just a outline for what we plan to do and what will be implemented whether you like it or not.

Thank you for your time

Cheers

Thett3

You're definitely more funny than imabench.
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Skepsikyma
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6/23/2016 1:21:40 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 10:32:04 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 6/22/2016 11:57:29 PM, thett3 wrote:
Thank you Mikal.

He did however forget to mention the obvious reason he made the thread: Mikal has been appointed as my Vice President.

No. You are the eternal vice president. You are your own vice president

Shame on you for not knowing your own cabinet.

He was the interim vice-president after the unfortunate abdication. Now he has taken his place as the duly elected DDO President.
"The Collectivist experiment is thoroughly suited (in appearance at least) to the Capitalist society which it proposes to replace. It works with the existing machinery of Capitalism, talks and thinks in the existing terms of Capitalism, appeals to just those appetites which Capitalism has aroused, and ridicules as fantastic and unheard-of just those things in society the memory of which Capitalism has killed among men wherever the blight of it has spread."
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6/23/2016 1:22:53 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 1:21:40 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
At 6/23/2016 10:32:04 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 6/22/2016 11:57:29 PM, thett3 wrote:
Thank you Mikal.

He did however forget to mention the obvious reason he made the thread: Mikal has been appointed as my Vice President.

No. You are the eternal vice president. You are your own vice president

Shame on you for not knowing your own cabinet.

He was the interim vice-president after the unfortunate abdication. Now he has taken his place as the duly elected DDO President.

Thett is the eternal VP, his role as "president" is merely secondary, for thett's role as VP makes him all the more powerful

Clearly you don't know about your campaign either
"Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe." - Frederick Douglass
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6/23/2016 1:25:26 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 1:22:53 PM, tejretics wrote:
At 6/23/2016 1:21:40 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
At 6/23/2016 10:32:04 AM, tejretics wrote:
At 6/22/2016 11:57:29 PM, thett3 wrote:
Thank you Mikal.

He did however forget to mention the obvious reason he made the thread: Mikal has been appointed as my Vice President.

No. You are the eternal vice president. You are your own vice president

Shame on you for not knowing your own cabinet.

He was the interim vice-president after the unfortunate abdication. Now he has taken his place as the duly elected DDO President.

Thett is the eternal VP, his role as "president" is merely secondary, for thett's role as VP makes him all the more powerful

Clearly you don't know about your campaign either

His authority derives from a mandate from the masses, and the masses have now dictated that he is to be elevated to a new position. Thett is but a humble servant of our will, and a true friend to the people. He would never accept this burden without first consulting his beloved charges.
"The Collectivist experiment is thoroughly suited (in appearance at least) to the Capitalist society which it proposes to replace. It works with the existing machinery of Capitalism, talks and thinks in the existing terms of Capitalism, appeals to just those appetites which Capitalism has aroused, and ridicules as fantastic and unheard-of just those things in society the memory of which Capitalism has killed among men wherever the blight of it has spread."
- Hilaire Belloc -
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6/23/2016 1:26:50 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 1:25:26 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
His authority derives from a mandate from the masses, and the masses have now dictated that he is to be elevated to a new position. Thett is but a humble servant of our will, and a true friend to the people. He would never accept this burden without first consulting his beloved charges.

Thett redefined the position of VP to be more powerful than President. There is no such thing as an "elevation" from the highest position of power.
"Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe." - Frederick Douglass
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6/23/2016 1:30:21 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 1:26:50 PM, tejretics wrote:
At 6/23/2016 1:25:26 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
His authority derives from a mandate from the masses, and the masses have now dictated that he is to be elevated to a new position. Thett is but a humble servant of our will, and a true friend to the people. He would never accept this burden without first consulting his beloved charges.

Thett redefined the position of VP to be more powerful than President. There is no such thing as an "elevation" from the highest position of power.

But does the power reside in the position, or in Thett himself? Do you so doubt our leader's potency, that you think that all of his worth derives from mere titles? No, it follow him wherever he goes, a mantle of glory which illuminates whatever title Thett adopts at our urging.
"The Collectivist experiment is thoroughly suited (in appearance at least) to the Capitalist society which it proposes to replace. It works with the existing machinery of Capitalism, talks and thinks in the existing terms of Capitalism, appeals to just those appetites which Capitalism has aroused, and ridicules as fantastic and unheard-of just those things in society the memory of which Capitalism has killed among men wherever the blight of it has spread."
- Hilaire Belloc -
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6/23/2016 1:31:39 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 1:30:21 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
At 6/23/2016 1:26:50 PM, tejretics wrote:
At 6/23/2016 1:25:26 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
His authority derives from a mandate from the masses, and the masses have now dictated that he is to be elevated to a new position. Thett is but a humble servant of our will, and a true friend to the people. He would never accept this burden without first consulting his beloved charges.

Thett redefined the position of VP to be more powerful than President. There is no such thing as an "elevation" from the highest position of power.

But does the power reside in the position, or in Thett himself? Do you so doubt our leader's potency, that you think that all of his worth derives from mere titles? No, it follow him wherever he goes, a mantle of glory which illuminates whatever title Thett adopts at our urging.

Thett's "mantle of glory" is the position of the VP, because Thett's glorious reign as VP has made the title VP indistinguishable from the soul of Thett himself.
"Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe." - Frederick Douglass
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6/23/2016 1:52:15 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/23/2016 1:31:39 PM, tejretics wrote:
At 6/23/2016 1:30:21 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
At 6/23/2016 1:26:50 PM, tejretics wrote:
At 6/23/2016 1:25:26 PM, Skepsikyma wrote:
His authority derives from a mandate from the masses, and the masses have now dictated that he is to be elevated to a new position. Thett is but a humble servant of our will, and a true friend to the people. He would never accept this burden without first consulting his beloved charges.

Thett redefined the position of VP to be more powerful than President. There is no such thing as an "elevation" from the highest position of power.

But does the power reside in the position, or in Thett himself? Do you so doubt our leader's potency, that you think that all of his worth derives from mere titles? No, it follow him wherever he goes, a mantle of glory which illuminates whatever title Thett adopts at our urging.

Thett's "mantle of glory" is the position of the VP, because Thett's glorious reign as VP has made the title VP indistinguishable from the soul of Thett himself.

NESTORIAN HERESY!
"The Collectivist experiment is thoroughly suited (in appearance at least) to the Capitalist society which it proposes to replace. It works with the existing machinery of Capitalism, talks and thinks in the existing terms of Capitalism, appeals to just those appetites which Capitalism has aroused, and ridicules as fantastic and unheard-of just those things in society the memory of which Capitalism has killed among men wherever the blight of it has spread."
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6/23/2016 7:47:15 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
At 6/22/2016 11:37:56 PM, Mikal wrote:
Volume 1

Hola DDO, as some of you may know we have recently elected Thett3 as our new president. The people who elected him consist of a formal coalition of members who do not recognize bsh, seventh, or airmax as our current president.

Thett3 is sorry he cannot be present for this announcement , but he is to busy "getting at dem hoes".

So from the commandment of our own arch lord and divine ruler of DDO, I have been appointed as his voice. It is my job to update the users of DDO with our goals and plans for the future. I have a brief outline below


(1) Front Page Bug

Our new overlord is so manly, that he crushes hamburgers between his biceps and drinks the grease as it pours off his arm. He bench presses nearly 150 pounds. He will use this power and might to influence juggle. After he is done with his current orgy which will take approximately 4 days, he will visit juggle and demonstrate his penis size to them. This will force theme to acknowledge his power and he will use this as a tool to control them and manipulate them into fixing the site. So his first priority is to fix this front page bug. Our leader views this as a detriment to new members, as it displays stupid debates and dissuades new potential members from joining.

(2) Voting Issues

We have came up with an objectively right way to moderate votes on the site, this is not an opinion. We will elect YYW as head vote moderator, and only he is allowed to vote on debates. He can remove or keep his own votes as he sees fit. Since his votes are only objectively correct, he will not have to remove that many.

Whiteflame has been promoted to head Janitor and will clean up the religion forum

(3) Buying Airmax Pants

We will get airmax pants as he never seems to have them. This will reduce the amount of times he is tempted to masturbate so he is not all lovely dovey all the time. It is our theory by reducing the amount of times he finishes in a day, he will possibly be more strict and not be so cuddly all the time

(4) New Poll Moderator

Rosalie will replace peters smith as the new poll mod. Not only that, we are selling peters to rosalie in exchange for her soul. When the time is right we will sacrifice her and Tufs child to airmax to bring about the new dark age of DDO

(5) Using Facebook to bring back old members

We will use face book to contact members. Not just contact them but spam their pages and insist they come back regardless of what they are doing. We will not accept the fact that people have a life and have moved on. DK is entirely right. If we use facebook enough to annoy the piss out of them, we can make DDO great again.

(6) Imabench is promoted to head of the new member department

Ima will great all new members, and give them a run down of the site. We feel is most suited for this job



More updates to come

This is just a outline for what we plan to do and what will be implemented whether you like it or not.

Thank you for your time

Cheers

Thett3

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