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anyone know any unemployment joke?

CosmicAlfonzo
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2/9/2011 7:40:52 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Pretty much everything I do is an unemployment joke.

Temp agencies, busking on the streets, and playing in bars. That's all I got.
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wierdman
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2/9/2011 7:49:48 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 7:40:52 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
Pretty much everything I do is an unemployment joke.

Temp agencies, busking on the streets, and playing in bars. That's all I got.

i need real jokes
askbob
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2/9/2011 9:24:20 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
What do you call an unemployed lady living in Canadia?

INH's mother.
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askbob
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2/9/2011 9:27:34 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
What do you call a patty from McDonalds?

filet mignon
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kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
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Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
InsertNameHere
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2/9/2011 9:29:16 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 9:24:20 PM, askbob wrote:
What do you call an unemployed lady living in Canadia?

INH's mother.

Except she's disabled so that doesn't really work, a$shole.
askbob
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2/9/2011 9:33:11 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
What do you call an unemployed woman in Canadia faking a back injury?

INH's mother
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kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
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2/9/2011 9:34:28 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 9:33:11 PM, askbob wrote:
What do you call an unemployed woman in Canadia faking a back injury?

INH's mother

It's not fake either so just f*ck off. I have enough other BS to deal with right now. Go pick on somebody else, considering you like to so much.
askbob
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2/9/2011 9:45:19 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 9:34:28 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 2/9/2011 9:33:11 PM, askbob wrote:
What do you call an unemployed woman in Canadia faking a back injury?

INH's mother

It's not fake either so just f*ck off. I have enough other BS to deal with right now. Go pick on somebody else, considering you like to so much.

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak to Jesus they begin to ask for help.

The 1st guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course, my son," Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back he felt relief for the first time in years.

The 2nd guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving asked if Jesus could do anything about his poor eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When Jesus turned to the 3rd guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
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2/9/2011 9:52:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 2/9/2011 9:45:19 PM, askbob wrote:

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak to Jesus they begin to ask for help.

The 1st guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course, my son," Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back he felt relief for the first time in years.

The 2nd guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving asked if Jesus could do anything about his poor eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When Jesus turned to the 3rd guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."

That's not entirely true, but lol! xD
askbob
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2/9/2011 9:56:57 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
What do the unemployed call an increase in welfare?

A raise
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Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
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2/9/2011 9:59:35 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
What do the unemployed call a garbage truck?

A bus
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kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos
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2/9/2011 10:01:17 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
What do the unemployed call Mounties?

comrades
Me -Phil left the site in my charge. I have a recorded phone conversation to prove it.
kohai -If you're the owner, then do something useful like ip block him and get us away from juggle and on a dofferent host!
Me -haha you apparently don't know my history
Kohai - Maybe not, but that doesn't matter! You shoukd still listen to your community and quit being a tyrrant!
Me - i was being completely sarcastic
Kohai - then u misrepresented yourself by impersonating the owner—a violation of the tos