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The Concept of "Popeyes" in a big lie

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5/8/2012 8:31:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
The Concept of "Popeyes" in a big lie

KFC has long been the top chicken restaurant in the world. KFC serves more than 12 million customers each day in 109 countries and territories around the world. KFC is the international leader in the chicken industry, with more than 47% of chicken joints being owned by them.

However, there are rumors of this place called Popeyes. Popeyes is a silly old chicken place, largely held up by fatty Conservatives. Now, we all know that silly old farts known as Conservatives don't know anything more than how to say kill the poor.
Why would we trust them that there is a place better than KFC?

Now it's time to talk about KFC policies in the North. Sadly, Northerners do not eat much KFC. In fact, recent studies show that 74% of KFC is eaten by Southerners. This must and will change. If KFC is not being eaten by everyone in the world, we all may die. KFC is Holy.

The word Holy literally translates to "Set Apart." As in different from the rest. We all know that KFC has those wonderful herbs and spices that no one in the world could top. They are set apart, ergo they are Holy.

Popeyes on the other hand is the same as all the other chicken joints. Their chicken tastes like conservative turds wrapped in a napkin and deep fried in facial skin oil from a twelve year old fatty going through puberty.

Now it is time to examine the concept of what makes a place a good place to eat. The other day, I heard a libertarian going on and on about should we should limit the government. Now we all know Libertarians are noobs, but I don't need to get into moral or philosophical arguments right now.

I can refute the libertarian concept right here, right now. The world would be a much better place if someone (government) put a stop to the evil ways of Popeyes. This right here is the best arguement for pro government I have ever heard.

Moving on to my next point, I have not had KFC in awhile. I was supposed to get some on my birthday, but sadly my mother did not have the money. I personally need KFC grease running through my veins. My mind is getting foggy, I am begining to question whether Canada exists. I am thinking more and more about eating a Jew covered in Humus. I love humus.

All these arguements against the concept of Popeyes makes sence, and can not be refuted. I love KFC, and so should you. Why you ask? Well, let me just tell you a little about KFC.

KFC's Famous for its fried chicken, which is made with the same secret blend of 11 herbs and spices Colonel Sanders perfected more than a half century ago, it is estimated that, on average, more than 185 million people see a KFC commercial at least once a week – that's more than half the U.S. population. At the end of 2008, KFC was the leader in the U.S. chicken quick serve restaurant segment among companies featuring chicken on the bone as their primary product offering, with a 42 percent market share – more than three times the market share of the closest national competitor. One should put their whole life's savings in getting a KFC empire, I mean, franchise. It is good for the soul, and good for the heart.

And now, let me end by telling you a little about a babe I met. Actually, you remind me of a babe, a babe with the power, the power of voodoo, hoodoo? You remind me of a babe. What kind of magic spell do you use? Slime or snails? Or puppy dog tails? Thunder or lightning?

And baby said, DANCE MAGIC DANCE! JUMP MAGIC JUMP! OHH CAST THAT MAGIC SPELL ON ME! SLAP THAT BABY MAKE HIM PEE!!! DANCE MAGIC DANCE! JUMP MAGIC JUMP. CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5/8/2012 8:36:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Further more, I like posting my blog. Sometimes I randomly post things I wrote in my blog on the forums. However, I only write "KFC" in my blog. Some people think of this as spamming. I prefer to think of it has sharing public knowledge. If you will consider reading ben bernanke's book titled "The Problem with Chicken in America." You will be able to see the deep issue we all have with Asians killing our precious birds and selling them on the street of New York. New York is an alright place, but there is very little KFC there. What can be done about this? Well, maybe we should start randomly posting posters of "KFC." everywhere. It will be called, cover the night. We will do it May 20th. Please contribute.
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5/8/2012 8:45:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/8/2012 8:38:37 PM, FREEDO wrote:
On that day, a god was born.

Negative feedback on the style rather than the substance of my editorial, as it were; and from a, drum roll please, from a Freedo! Wow, I would never have suspected that I'd receive a personally polemic response of this nature from a Freedo. I guess that you can't be bothered to strain your brain to formulate any real thoughts on any of the various critical observations contained in or fundamental thesis of the OP?
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5/8/2012 9:00:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/8/2012 8:50:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
I disagree with all you said, and I only read the title!

Yes, everyone is intrinsically entitled to a certain baseline amount of respect, consideration, and dignity simply by virtue of being a human being. Such fundamental respect is not something that one should have to "earn". However, there is also of course what I'll term acquired respect, which one must indeed cultivate and earn. That is, if one wishes to enjoy respect for excellence in a particular area of endeavor one must cultivate excellence and earn it. For instance, if one wishes to be respected as a great artist one must develop the technical capabilities to produce great works of art, i.e., one must earn the admiration of art connoisseurs and not think of it as an entitlement. This indeed is just common sense. Even I understand that.

So, you see, I do not reject the concept and ethic of earning in a simplistically sweeping fashion. No, I do in fact recognize its legitimacy and necessity when it comes to attaining certain goals such as acquired respect in one's field. I merely maintain that the egoism involved in thinking in terms of "earning" doesn't belong in our economic thinking and shouldn't be the basis for our system of society.
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5/8/2012 9:05:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/8/2012 9:00:18 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 5/8/2012 8:50:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
I disagree with all you said, and I only read the title!

Yes, everyone is intrinsically entitled to a certain baseline amount of respect, consideration, and dignity simply by virtue of being a human being. Such fundamental respect is not something that one should have to "earn". However, there is also of course what I'll term acquired respect, which one must indeed cultivate and earn. That is, if one wishes to enjoy respect for excellence in a particular area of endeavor one must cultivate excellence and earn it. For instance, if one wishes to be respected as a great artist one must develop the technical capabilities to produce great works of art, i.e., one must earn the admiration of art connoisseurs and not think of it as an entitlement. This indeed is just common sense. Even I understand that.

So, you see, I do not reject the concept and ethic of earning in a simplistically sweeping fashion. No, I do in fact recognize its legitimacy and necessity when it comes to attaining certain goals such as acquired respect in one's field. I merely maintain that the egoism involved in thinking in terms of "earning" doesn't belong in our economic thinking and shouldn't be the basis for our system of society.
LOL!
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5/8/2012 9:10:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Chick-fil-A
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5/8/2012 9:11:33 PM
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5/8/2012 9:48:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
This is one of the greatest threads ever.
It is odd when one's capacity for compassion is measured not in what he is willing to do by his own time, effort, and property, but what he will force others to do with their own property instead.
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5/8/2012 9:49:14 PM
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At 5/8/2012 9:48:08 PM, mongoose wrote:
This is one of the greatest threads ever.
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5/8/2012 9:57:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Win.
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5/8/2012 11:39:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/8/2012 9:05:18 PM, Mirza wrote:
At 5/8/2012 9:00:18 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 5/8/2012 8:50:26 PM, Mirza wrote:
I disagree with all you said, and I only read the title!

Yes, everyone is intrinsically entitled to a certain baseline amount of respect, consideration, and dignity simply by virtue of being a human being. Such fundamental respect is not something that one should have to "earn". However, there is also of course what I'll term acquired respect, which one must indeed cultivate and earn. That is, if one wishes to enjoy respect for excellence in a particular area of endeavor one must cultivate excellence and earn it. For instance, if one wishes to be respected as a great artist one must develop the technical capabilities to produce great works of art, i.e., one must earn the admiration of art connoisseurs and not think of it as an entitlement. This indeed is just common sense. Even I understand that.

So, you see, I do not reject the concept and ethic of earning in a simplistically sweeping fashion. No, I do in fact recognize its legitimacy and necessity when it comes to attaining certain goals such as acquired respect in one's field. I merely maintain that the egoism involved in thinking in terms of "earning" doesn't belong in our economic thinking and shouldn't be the basis for our system of society.
LOL!

A little disoriented are you, you've responded in the wrong thread. Try this link, http://www.debate.org...
Yo, all of my subliterate conservative criticasters who find perusing and processing the sesquipedalian verbiage of my posts to be such a bothersome brain-taxing chore, I have a new nickname for you. Henceforth you shall be known as Pooh Bears. No, not for the obvious apt reasons, i.e., not because you're full of pooh, and not because of your ursine irritability. Rather, you put me in mind of an A.A. Milne quote, "I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me". Love ya, Pooh Bears.
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5/8/2012 11:45:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/8/2012 8:31:21 PM, Koopin wrote:
The Concept of "Popeyes" in a big lie

KFC has long been the top chicken restaurant in the world. KFC serves more than 12 million customers each day in 109 countries and territories around the world. KFC is the international leader in the chicken industry, with more than 47% of chicken joints being owned by them.

However, there are rumors of this place called Popeyes. Popeyes is a silly old chicken place, largely held up by fatty Conservatives. Now, we all know that silly old farts known as Conservatives don't know anything more than how to say kill the poor.
Why would we trust them that there is a place better than KFC?

Now it's time to talk about KFC policies in the North. Sadly, Northerners do not eat much KFC. In fact, recent studies show that 74% of KFC is eaten by Southerners. This must and will change. If KFC is not being eaten by everyone in the world, we all may die. KFC is Holy.

The word Holy literally translates to "Set Apart." As in different from the rest. We all know that KFC has those wonderful herbs and spices that no one in the world could top. They are set apart, ergo they are Holy.

Popeyes on the other hand is the same as all the other chicken joints. Their chicken tastes like conservative turds wrapped in a napkin and deep fried in facial skin oil from a twelve year old fatty going through puberty.


Now it is time to examine the concept of what makes a place a good place to eat. The other day, I heard a libertarian going on and on about should we should limit the government. Now we all know Libertarians are noobs, but I don't need to get into moral or philosophical arguments right now.

I can refute the libertarian concept right here, right now. The world would be a much better place if someone (government) put a stop to the evil ways of Popeyes. This right here is the best arguement for pro government I have ever heard.


Moving on to my next point, I have not had KFC in awhile. I was supposed to get some on my birthday, but sadly my mother did not have the money. I personally need KFC grease running through my veins. My mind is getting foggy, I am begining to question whether Canada exists. I am thinking more and more about eating a Jew covered in Humus. I love humus.

All these arguements against the concept of Popeyes makes sence, and can not be refuted. I love KFC, and so should you. Why you ask? Well, let me just tell you a little about KFC.

KFC's Famous for its fried chicken, which is made with the same secret blend of 11 herbs and spices Colonel Sanders perfected more than a half century ago, it is estimated that, on average, more than 185 million people see a KFC commercial at least once a week – that's more than half the U.S. population. At the end of 2008, KFC was the leader in the U.S. chicken quick serve restaurant segment among companies featuring chicken on the bone as their primary product offering, with a 42 percent market share – more than three times the market share of the closest national competitor. One should put their whole life's savings in getting a KFC empire, I mean, franchise. It is good for the soul, and good for the heart.

And now, let me end by telling you a little about a babe I met. Actually, you remind me of a babe, a babe with the power, the power of voodoo, hoodoo? You remind me of a babe. What kind of magic spell do you use? Slime or snails? Or puppy dog tails? Thunder or lightning?

And baby said, DANCE MAGIC DANCE! JUMP MAGIC JUMP! OHH CAST THAT MAGIC SPELL ON ME! SLAP THAT BABY MAKE HIM PEE!!! DANCE MAGIC DANCE! JUMP MAGIC JUMP. CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do not even have a cow.
Cavete mea inexorabilis legiones mimus!
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5/8/2012 11:48:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/8/2012 8:31:21 PM, Koopin wrote:
The Concept of "Popeyes" in a big lie

KFC has long been the top chicken restaurant in the world...

Frivolous foolery, but have at it my friend. Hey, apparently it's getting Wallstreetatheist off, which is somewhat impressive, as I would have assumed that only Cialis has that effect for him, libertarians being limp you know whats and all. Oh well, have oodles of fun kiddies.
Yo, all of my subliterate conservative criticasters who find perusing and processing the sesquipedalian verbiage of my posts to be such a bothersome brain-taxing chore, I have a new nickname for you. Henceforth you shall be known as Pooh Bears. No, not for the obvious apt reasons, i.e., not because you're full of pooh, and not because of your ursine irritability. Rather, you put me in mind of an A.A. Milne quote, "I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me". Love ya, Pooh Bears.
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5/8/2012 11:54:25 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/8/2012 11:48:25 PM, charleslb wrote:

Frivolous foolery, but have at it my friend. Hey, apparently it's getting Wallstreetatheist off, which is somewhat impressive, as I would have assumed that only Cialis has that effect for him, libertarians being limp you know whats and all. Oh well, have oodles of fun kiddies.

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5/9/2012 1:40:42 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Also... If you take issue with my arguments, then challenge me to a debate on a topic we've discussed. That way the arguments can be categorically evaluated. Furthermore, I've challenged you to debates several times in messages, forums, profile comments, and directly. Let's see if bolding and goading works... charleslb, debate me or you are officially a coward.

*hopelessly waits*
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5/9/2012 2:32:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/9/2012 2:33:11 AM, Perseus wrote:
Chicken is disgusting. This Koopin guy is nuts!

I suppose you are a conservative?
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5/9/2012 2:36:57 PM
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At 5/9/2012 2:32:21 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 5/9/2012 2:33:11 AM, Perseus wrote:
Chicken is disgusting. This Koopin guy is nuts!

I suppose you are a conservative?

No.
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5/9/2012 8:54:24 PM
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At 5/9/2012 1:40:42 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Also... If you take issue with my arguments, then challenge me to a debate on a topic we've discussed. That way the arguments can be categorically evaluated. Furthermore, I've challenged you to debates several times in messages, forums, profile comments, and directly. Let's see if bolding and goading works... charleslb, debate me or you are officially a coward.

*hopelessly waits*

I had Popeyes for lunch today!! There used to be a KFC right next door, went out of business and rightfully so. A KFC would not stand a chance being with in a mile of a Popeyes. Anyone who has had Popeyes will go out of their way to get Popeyes any day any time. KFC PSSH may as well eat fried dog crap.
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5/9/2012 9:46:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/9/2012 12:33:57 AM, TheDiabolicDebater wrote:
If chicken was a vegetable, I would be a vegetarian.

If chicken was a man, I would be gay.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
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5/10/2012 10:51:36 PM
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I find OP dogmatic and unwilling to critically examine his most deeply ingrained beliefs.
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