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Get your advice from Goldman Sachs

lewis20
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5/3/2013 1:25:29 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
On twitter, things overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator.
https://twitter.com...
They sent this out in september...

Tweeted in September: #1: Sell AAPL. iPhone 5 upside px'd in. And F the China play; CMOBs 700mm subscribers are peasants with prepaids

...the stock proceeded to fall nearly 60% over the next 7 months.

From a few hours ago...
#1: Real unemployment is still abysmal. Equities power on as the flood of central bank liquidity looks for returns. Can you say bubble?
"If you are a racist I will attack you with the north"- Abraham Lincoln

"Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material" - Leviticus 19 19

"War is a racket" - Smedley Butler
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5/3/2013 1:36:51 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I enjoyed these as well

Krugman orders a pizza. Guy asks if he wants it cut into 6 or 8 slices. Krugman says, '8 please. I'm very hungry today.'

#1: If someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer, belittle them. It's better to be an as.shole than stupid.

#: Putting Bill Ackman on the board of JCPenney is like putting a sanctimonious cocksucker on the board of JCPenney

#1: If there really was a glass ceiling, we'd let all the women work above us.

#1: Jay Z owns the Nets like I own Apple.

#1: China is our landlord and we know he's beating his wife but we're 2 months behind on rent so we let it slide.
"If you are a racist I will attack you with the north"- Abraham Lincoln

"Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material" - Leviticus 19 19

"War is a racket" - Smedley Butler