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The Great Canadian Sperm Shortage

Wallstreetatheist
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6/18/2013 7:25:04 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
"The US is a world leader in sperm exports primarily because sperm banks in the U.S. are run on a for-profit basis. As a result, US sperm is reckoned to be of high quality particularly because the US version comes with a background on the vitals of the donor. Denmark also exports a lot of sperm because of high standards and demand for that blond, blue-eyed look.

Exports to Canada have increased in recent years because of a scandal involving poorly screened Canadian sperm. Canadians also import a lot of US eggs. The Canadian government, however, is apparently miffed as a new law is being readied that would forbid donations involving a paid donor. The law would not only make paid donation illegal in Canada it would make it illegal to use any paid-for sperm. Canadian couples seeking fertility options will suffer and who will benefit? I cannot think that this law is anything but spiteful and ridiculous. Is paying for sperm an original sin?"

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6/19/2013 6:43:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Really?

I have donated plenty of sperm in Canada. Only thing is that I skipped the whole charity thing and gave it straight to the vaginas of Canadian women.
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6/21/2013 1:08:28 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/19/2013 6:43:16 PM, jimtimmy2 wrote:
Really?

I have donated plenty of sperm in Canada. Only thing is that I skipped the whole charity thing and gave it straight to the vaginas of Canadian women.

*vomits*
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6/21/2013 1:12:33 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/18/2013 7:25:04 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
"The US is a world leader in sperm exports primarily because sperm banks in the U.S. are run on a for-profit basis. As a result, US sperm is reckoned to be of high quality particularly because the US version comes with a background on the vitals of the donor. Denmark also exports a lot of sperm because of high standards and demand for that blond, blue-eyed look.

Note to self... Move to Denmark

Exports to Canada have increased in recent years because of a scandal involving poorly screened Canadian sperm. Canadians also import a lot of US eggs. The Canadian government, however, is apparently miffed as a new law is being readied that would forbid donations involving a paid donor. The law would not only make paid donation illegal in Canada it would make it illegal to use any paid-for sperm. Canadian couples seeking fertility options will suffer and who will benefit? I cannot think that this law is anything but spiteful and ridiculous. Is paying for sperm an original sin?"

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6/21/2013 5:04:51 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/21/2013 1:12:33 AM, imabench wrote:
At 6/18/2013 7:25:04 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
"The US is a world leader in sperm exports primarily because sperm banks in the U.S. are run on a for-profit basis. As a result, US sperm is reckoned to be of high quality particularly because the US version comes with a background on the vitals of the donor. Denmark also exports a lot of sperm because of high standards and demand for that blond, blue-eyed look.

Note to self... Move to Denmark

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6/25/2013 9:41:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Hmm...Quadafi promised Muslims would colonize Europe without a shot fired. US and Denmark respond with high quality Aryan sperm exports. Oh my goodness! Manson was right! THE RACE WARS ARE REAL!!!
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6/26/2013 1:03:53 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/19/2013 6:43:16 PM, jimtimmy2 wrote:
Really?

I have donated plenty of sperm in Canada. Only thing is that I skipped the whole charity thing and gave it straight to the vaginas of Canadian women.

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6/28/2013 4:15:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Make sure to not send any to China or India.

But imagine this...one of those sperm banks being bombed while a clothes-less women's rights march was walking past.
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7/2/2013 11:32:11 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
So what you're saying is if you put the maximum price for a good at zero there are going to be massive shortages?

You're telling me that the laws of economics apply no matter what bone headed politicians think?

Shocking.
danonda12
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7/25/2013 2:38:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/18/2013 7:25:04 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
"The US is a world leader in sperm exports primarily because sperm banks in the U.S. are run on a for-profit basis. As a result, US sperm is reckoned to be of high quality particularly because the US version comes with a background on the vitals of the donor. Denmark also exports a lot of sperm because of high standards and demand for that blond, blue-eyed look.

Exports to Canada have increased in recent years because of a scandal involving poorly screened Canadian sperm. Canadians also import a lot of US eggs. The Canadian government, however, is apparently miffed as a new law is being readied that would forbid donations involving a paid donor. The law would not only make paid donation illegal in Canada it would make it illegal to use any paid-for sperm. Canadian couples seeking fertility options will suffer and who will benefit? I cannot think that this law is anything but spiteful and ridiculous. Is paying for sperm an original sin?"

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I remember hearing that Israel had the same problem, lower quality sperm. They numbered it down to the agricultural methods for milk. It seems they keep the cows together and not exercising which actually creates more Estrogen so the cow milk has more estrogen
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