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9/14/2010 8:46:06 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Vitamin Water bottles make AWESOME bongs.
Condoms are cheaper then babies.
If you're going to pass out, pass out somewhere where you'll be save until morning, like a nice prickle-free bush.
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9/14/2010 9:00:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
don't skip class if you can help it. i know it seems like you don't have to go but... :P
evidently i only come to ddo to avoid doing homework...
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9/14/2010 9:21:21 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/14/2010 9:00:37 PM, belle wrote:
don't skip class if you can help it. i know it seems like you don't have to go but... :P

Yeah, that's what my cousin told me.

At 9/14/2010 8:46:06 PM, tvellalott wrote:
Vitamin Water bottles make AWESOME bongs.
Condoms are cheaper then babies.
If you're going to pass out, pass out somewhere where you'll be save until morning, like a nice prickle-free bush.

...thanks?
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9/14/2010 9:29:04 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/14/2010 9:21:21 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/14/2010 8:46:06 PM, tvellalott wrote:
Vitamin Water bottles make AWESOME bongs.
Condoms are cheaper then babies.
If you're going to pass out, pass out somewhere where you'll be save until morning, like a nice prickle-free bush.

...thanks?

I lived by those rules when I was 18 :D
I dropped out of tertiary education after one year so I could start working and move out of home.
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9/14/2010 9:30:06 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
-Go to class.
-Pay attention to what the prof emphasizes or spends more time talking about.
-Try to do the readings ahead of time.
-Come up with your own shorthand so you can take faster notes.
-Try to eat a balanced diet even though fast food seems tempting/easy.
-Get enough sleep.
-Sit in the first two rows of the lecture hall.

Good luck!
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9/14/2010 9:35:20 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Don't go overboard on the partying. It's commonsense but not to college kids. :P

TAKE OFF your shoes before you pass out. Just sayin'. :P
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9/14/2010 9:36:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/14/2010 9:00:37 PM, belle wrote:
don't skip class if you can help it. i know it seems like you don't have to go but... :P

Lol, foreal.
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9/14/2010 10:17:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Tips for College:
1. Become friends with your cool teachers, you'll regret not doing so. Then when you see them at the bar, you have great topics to talk about.
2. Don't be afraid to switch majors. You will most likely find other things that make you happy while you are there.
3. Be social. Be the fun guy who drinks but doesn't make a huge a$$ out of himself.
4. Don't sleep with (random) girls in college. Stick to oral or just making out. Like I always tell my friends, "Don't look for girlfriends in bars, and if you stick it in, you've gone too far." Trust me, it isn't worth the drama or the attachment.
5. College is like high school, with more laptops and less rules. It really is the best years of your life, to make memories and don't go through it too fast.
6. You will probably only make 3 life long friends in college, so don't get to stressed out over friendships.7. Live simply, give more, and expect less. It makes college (and life) a whole lot easier.
8. Skip class once in a while, it makes you feel free and in control. It also puts you in place if you are a serious student because you have to catch up. Both are good to experience.
9. DON'T TAKE FRIDAY CLASSES.
10. Last but not least. Get a bridge card.
P.S. Go to CMU or MSU for the parties, Western Sucks!!!! lol
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9/14/2010 10:37:03 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/14/2010 9:35:20 PM, popculturepooka wrote:
TAKE OFF your shoes before you pass out. Just sayin'. :P

The GOLDEN Rule.
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9/15/2010 9:07:54 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/14/2010 10:37:03 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 9/14/2010 9:35:20 PM, popculturepooka wrote:
TAKE OFF your shoes before you pass out. Just sayin'. :P

The GOLDEN Rule.

Wait...why?
badger
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9/15/2010 9:37:30 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:07:54 AM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/14/2010 10:37:03 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 9/14/2010 9:35:20 PM, popculturepooka wrote:
TAKE OFF your shoes before you pass out. Just sayin'. :P

The GOLDEN Rule.

Wait...why?

don't get it either. i always thought the golden rule was guard your tool? you didn't seem to like tv's advice so you probably wouldn't like mine either... but take loads of drugs! and fvck condoms!
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9/15/2010 9:39:45 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/14/2010 8:46:06 PM, tvellalott wrote:
Vitamin Water bottles make AWESOME bongs.
Condoms are cheaper then babies.
If you're going to pass out, pass out somewhere where you'll be save until morning, like a nice prickle-free bush.

coke bottles work better IMO they curve to fit the mouth, BUT get a NEW one every once and a while... don't want to inhale melted plastic. Also NEVER use a pop can.

I suggest an apple, healthy.
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9/15/2010 10:01:45 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:39:45 AM, xxdarkxx wrote:
At 9/14/2010 8:46:06 PM, tvellalott wrote:
Vitamin Water bottles make AWESOME bongs.
Condoms are cheaper then babies.
If you're going to pass out, pass out somewhere where you'll be save until morning, like a nice prickle-free bush.

coke bottles work better IMO they curve to fit the mouth, BUT get a NEW one every once and a while... don't want to inhale melted plastic. Also NEVER use a pop can.

something to do with aluminium giving you alzheimer's?

I suggest an apple, healthy.
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9/15/2010 8:13:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 10:01:45 AM, badger wrote:
At 9/15/2010 9:39:45 AM, xxdarkxx wrote:
At 9/14/2010 8:46:06 PM, tvellalott wrote:
Vitamin Water bottles make AWESOME bongs.
Condoms are cheaper then babies.
If you're going to pass out, pass out somewhere where you'll be save until morning, like a nice prickle-free bush.

coke bottles work better IMO they curve to fit the mouth, BUT get a NEW one every once and a while... don't want to inhale melted plastic. Also NEVER use a pop can.

something to do with aluminium giving you alzheimer's?

nah paint fumes
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9/15/2010 9:03:57 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:07:54 AM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/14/2010 10:37:03 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 9/14/2010 9:35:20 PM, popculturepooka wrote:
TAKE OFF your shoes before you pass out. Just sayin'. :P

The GOLDEN Rule.

Wait...why?

http://www.urbandictionary.com...

I suspect you'll learn soon enough. The lulz are epic.
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9/15/2010 9:10:49 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:03:57 PM, popculturepooka wrote:
At 9/15/2010 9:07:54 AM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/14/2010 10:37:03 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 9/14/2010 9:35:20 PM, popculturepooka wrote:
TAKE OFF your shoes before you pass out. Just sayin'. :P

The GOLDEN Rule.

Wait...why?

http://www.urbandictionary.com...

I suspect you'll learn soon enough. The lulz are epic.

What if only one shoe is on? What about sandals? It seems this poses a rather significant philosophical problem.

Seriously though, I don't plan on ever passing out drunk.
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9/15/2010 9:18:02 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:10:49 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:

What if only one shoe is on? What about sandals? It seems this poses a rather significant philosophical problem.


LOL!

Seriously though, I don't plan on ever passing out drunk.

It's usually not planned from what I gather.
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9/15/2010 9:18:31 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:10:49 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Seriously though, I don't plan on ever passing out drunk.

Sorry, but that is inevitable. No one plans on passing out drunk, but usually there are drinks that take a while for them to hit you, so you keep drinking more to feel a buzz, and then it all hits you at once and you get hella drunk, lol.
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9/15/2010 9:31:45 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:18:31 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
Sorry, but that is inevitable. No one plans on passing out drunk, but usually there are drinks that take a while for them to hit you, so you keep drinking more to feel a buzz, and then it all hits you at once and you get hella drunk, lol.

And suddenly David Icke starts to make sense.

At 9/15/2010 9:10:49 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Seriously though, I don't plan on ever drinking to such an extent that I run the risk of passing out drunk.

Better?
tvellalott
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9/15/2010 9:35:55 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:18:31 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 9/15/2010 9:10:49 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Seriously though, I don't plan on ever passing out drunk.

Sorry, but that is inevitable. No one plans on passing out drunk, but usually there are drinks that take a while for them to hit you, so you keep drinking more to feel a buzz, and then it all hits you at once and you get hella drunk, lol.

Yep. There is an amazing phenomenon with drinking where you don't realise how drunk you are until it's too late. I know my limitations and I'm also experienced at 'handling' high levels of intoxication, but I've thrown up in peoples beds, passed out all over the place and all manner of awful things and I NEVER, EVER plan on it.
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9/15/2010 9:36:43 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:31:45 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/15/2010 9:10:49 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Seriously though, I don't plan on ever drinking to such an extent that I run the risk of passing out drunk.

Better?

Same difference.
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9/15/2010 9:44:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I'm not even in college and I knew the "Golden Rule" as tvellalott dubbed it. Just last weekend my friend passed out on the sidewalk with his shoes on... and we used sharpie to draw a uni-brow on him. Then the next day was "Picture Day" at his school! LOL God, I'm a horrible person... Then again, I had chugged large amounts of beer and vodka. >.<
I'm not back. This idiot just upset me which made me stop lurking.
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9/17/2010 7:31:01 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 9:31:45 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
At 9/15/2010 9:18:31 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
Sorry, but that is inevitable. No one plans on passing out drunk, but usually there are drinks that take a while for them to hit you, so you keep drinking more to feel a buzz, and then it all hits you at once and you get hella drunk, lol.

And suddenly David Icke starts to make sense.

At 9/15/2010 9:10:49 PM, J.Kenyon wrote:
Seriously though, I don't plan on ever drinking to such an extent that I run the risk of passing out drunk.

Better?

and here was me thinking that i could've got along fairly well with you...
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9/17/2010 8:03:22 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/17/2010 7:31:01 AM, badger wrote:

and here was me thinking that i could've got along fairly well with you...

I don't see anything wrong with having a few drinks, but I don't understand the point of having a wild time if you can't actually remember it afterward. I also have moral issues with being habitually drunk.