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PARADIGM_L0ST
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9/11/2011 7:47:55 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
That's right folks... it's time to put the D back in debauchery... time to put the T back in trolling....

Submit your priceless Omegle conversations

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PARADIGM_L0ST
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9/11/2011 7:48:07 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Question to discuss:
What would you do to the other stranger in the room, sexually?

Stranger: dirty talk without touching

You: I would tell her she looks lovely

Stranger: now that would be awkward

You: That her hair really compliments her eyes

You: and then I would brutally rape her

Stranger: aaawwwhh <333

You: lol

Stranger: wait what

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PARADIGM_L0ST
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9/11/2011 8:12:31 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Stranger 1 is a plane, stranger 2 is the south tower...

You: OH F*CK!!!!!!

You: AHHHHHH

You: *explosion*

You: dead

You: Screaming onlookers

You: "I think I see an arm!"

You: "No, that's a penis"

You: "Holy sh*t! That's a big c*ck!"

You: "I know, right?!"

You: "That's even bigger than your mom's!!!"

Stranger: .................

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PARADIGM_L0ST
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9/11/2011 8:38:27 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Question to discuss:
Cyber for me? :)

You: k

Stranger: ..?

You: I pull out all 9 inches of my man meat, which is now engorged with blood.

You: It throbs and aches for the soft flesh between your legs.

You: I spew a huge load of man chowder that envelopes your face

You: you hungrily lap it up like some cum-guzzling, dumpster-diving hooker

Stranger: WTF?!?!

You: I laugh maniacially as I rip pubic hair from your crotch and dance around the room like a Navajo after a fresh scalping.

Stranger: Wow...

You: Should I stop?

Stranger: I think.

You: Maybe a bit much, huh?

Stranger: Yeah.

You: I can tone it down.

Stranger: Hah

Stranger: Or just stop fully.

Stranger: Haha

You: I unbutton your shirt

You: you feel a breeze of cool air rush past the nape of your neck

You: there, with your breasts exposed, perky and taught

Stranger: Wait.

Stranger: When did a breeze roll in?

You: I take a deep bite in to your carotid artery

Stranger: What the hell?

You: Dark blood spurts out across the room like a geyser, and your face is turning purple from being asphyxiated..

You: I pull out your bloody tampon and jam it down your esophagus

You: you gag a little... I chuckle

Stranger: That's disgusting man.

You: then you vomit all over my c*ck right as I donkey punch you right in the baby-maker

You: LOL

You: LOL

Stranger: What the f*ck is wrong with you?

You: I can't go anymore... HAHA, I'm dyingg!!!!

You: sorry!!!

You: It's an impromptu challenge to see who can troll the hardest.

Stranger: You win!!!

You: Thanks :)

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DetectableNinja
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9/11/2011 9:10:25 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Well, throughout the coming days I'll have more entertaining stuff, but here are a couple amusing questions I asked:

-One of you is Doc Brown. The other is Marty McFly.

-What makes a good @ss?

-One of you is a stranger. The other is a stranger too. How does that make you feel?

-Would you show off your butt to the other stranger for 20 bucks?

-Stranger 1 is an atomic bomb, Stranger 2 is Hiroshima.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
Mestari
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9/18/2011 6:06:34 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Question to discuss:
The first person to speak is Michael Jackson. The second is Justin Bieber. Discuss.

[Long awkward silence]

Stranger 2 has disconnected.
Rules of Mafia

1. Mestari is never third party.
2. If Mestari claims an intricate and page long TP role, he's telling the truth.
3. Mestari always jointly wins with the town.
3b. If he doesn't he's mafia.
3c. If he was mafia you wouldn't suspect him in the first place.
4. If you lynch Mestari you will lose because he will be the third party Doctor or some other townie power role.
5. DP1 lynches are good.
6. The answer is always no.
jm_notguilty
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9/25/2011 1:23:12 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
anyone wanna chat?

You: Na

Stranger: whynot

You: coz.

Stranger: ?

You: nvm

Stranger: im horni

You: idc, u a guy?

You: a lil of both but definitly not neither

You: saywha?

Stranger: my butt

You: watabout it?

Stranger: its veri cute

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
phantom
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9/26/2011 9:54:50 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I like asking them which ones stranger 1, and watching them fight over it.
"Music is a zen-like ecstatic state where you become the new man of the future, the Nietzschean merger of Apollo and Dionysus." Ray Manzarek (The Doors)
phantom
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9/26/2011 10:39:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Lol I posted Barak Obama as the question and in two seconds this was the reply.

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"Music is a zen-like ecstatic state where you become the new man of the future, the Nietzschean merger of Apollo and Dionysus." Ray Manzarek (The Doors)
BlackVoid
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9/27/2011 11:56:53 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 9/11/2011 8:38:27 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
Question to discuss:
Cyber for me? :)

You: k

Stranger: ..?

You: I pull out all 9 inches of my man meat, which is now engorged with blood.

You: It throbs and aches for the soft flesh between your legs.

You: I spew a huge load of man chowder that envelopes your face

You: you hungrily lap it up like some cum-guzzling, dumpster-diving hooker

Stranger: WTF?!?!

You: I laugh maniacially as I rip pubic hair from your crotch and dance around the room like a Navajo after a fresh scalping.

Stranger: Wow...

You: Should I stop?

Stranger: I think.

You: Maybe a bit much, huh?

Stranger: Yeah.

You: I can tone it down.

Stranger: Hah

Stranger: Or just stop fully.

Stranger: Haha

You: I unbutton your shirt

You: you feel a breeze of cool air rush past the nape of your neck

You: there, with your breasts exposed, perky and taught

Stranger: Wait.

Stranger: When did a breeze roll in?

You: I take a deep bite in to your carotid artery

Stranger: What the hell?

You: Dark blood spurts out across the room like a geyser, and your face is turning purple from being asphyxiated..

You: I pull out your bloody tampon and jam it down your esophagus

You: you gag a little... I chuckle

Stranger: That's disgusting man.

You: then you vomit all over my c*ck right as I donkey punch you right in the baby-maker

You: LOL

You: LOL

Stranger: What the f*ck is wrong with you?

You: I can't go anymore... HAHA, I'm dyingg!!!!

You: sorry!!!

You: It's an impromptu challenge to see who can troll the hardest.

Stranger: You win!!!

You: Thanks :)

You have disconnected

ROFL.
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9/27/2011 6:35:09 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
Weirdest thing you have ever done?

You: Probably sodomizing a goat

You: that was pretty weird

You: I guess...

Stranger: once i fingered a little girl in church office and she liked it

You: felt great though

You: you're sick!

Stranger: no you are

You: what kind of monster does that?!?!

Stranger: i told you, she liked it

Stranger: your goat probably didn't

You: And?

Stranger: you're the monster

You: My goat loves it, and it consents

You: especially when it sh*ts on my balls

Stranger: how do you know that ?

You: that's my go ahead signal

You: you're a pedophile

You: you belong in prison

Stranger: no i'm not

You: or in front of a firing squad

Stranger: that was love

You: No, love is 9 inches inside a goats anus, babe

You: you're just a sick f*ck

You: bottom line

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PARADIGM_L0ST
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9/27/2011 6:43:49 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your door the whole night what we've got in store was my whole idea that you want some more and I

You: i think i sh*t my pants

You: can you hold on?

Stranger: Haha

You: yep, i definitely sharted... tried to fart and a little sh*t came out

Stranger: Ha

You: this is more than just skid marks

You: it looks like a semi-truck just locked up in my pants.

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PARADIGM_L0ST
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9/27/2011 7:08:23 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
you like to f*ck with shemales?

You: yes, obviously

Stranger: wow

You: who wouldn't?

You: Stranger?

You: come on....

Stranger: no ew

You: shemales are best of both worlds

Stranger: wtf

You: you can lick their sack while playing with their titties!

You: that doesn't appeal to you?!?!!?

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PARADIGM_L0ST
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9/27/2011 7:12:42 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
whats your favorite movie

Stranger: The Big Lebowski

You: Debbie gets Gang Banged

Stranger: Goodfellas

You: Filthy Grannies 4: Return of the Squirt

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BlackVoid
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9/27/2011 7:25:14 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
So I took oe of Paradigm's questions to see what happens.

Question to discuss:

Weirdest thing you've ever done?

Stranger 1: Cut off my own cock and sold it on ebay

Stranger 2: bought a cock on ebay, sewed it on for extra length
PARADIGM_L0ST
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9/27/2011 7:26:59 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
what's the worst thing you ever done in your whole life??

You: Genocide

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12/14/2011 1:41:19 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what do you think of organic?
You: It's very carbony indeed
You: and you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i meant agriculture
Stranger: organic agriculture
Stranger: not organic chemistry
You: It's a way to use up more land to feed fewer people less variegated and more spoiled food
You: And you?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thats one view
You: I prefer a view up skirts to a view of fields however
You: :)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well i study sustainable agriculture.
You: I see.
Stranger: some organic farms can have higher yields
You: Sustainable and organic are very different things.
Stranger: organic can be a type of sustainable farm
Stranger: not all organic farms are sustainable though
You: If they do have higher yields, then why don't non-organic farms adopt their techniques?
Stranger: because, its not so simple.
Stranger: conventional farms employ their practices for anumber of reasons
Stranger: 80% of farms do not use information technology systems such as computers or internet to improve their businesses
Stranger: they may be unaware of the benefits
Stranger: or afraid of change
You: Presumably you can start farms that compete with them
Stranger: but, using conventional agriculture can solve some problems associated with trying to grow the same crop int he same field year after year
Stranger: which usually causes a buildup of disease or pest organisms or a decrease in soil fertility
Stranger: i may start my own farm
You: Then I wish you all the luck in the world in proving me wrong
You: :)
Stranger: well i havent decided organic or not
Stranger: it will be sustainable though
Stranger: which means i will compost foods and use mulch and cultural and biological controls against pests and as little chemical pesticides as possible if at all
You: That's not what sustainable means
You: Sustainable means: "This business model will continue to function longer than: insert comparison business model here"
You: Plain meaning of words
Stranger: no
You: Do you mean to say it will be an environmentally concerned farm?
Stranger: sustained bussines
Stranger: is different from sustainable
Stranger: no, sustainable agriculture is the proper term
You: clearly not, it's right there in the word.
Stranger: a sustainable farm is one that employs sustainable agricultural practices
You: Which are practices that will be sustained by businesses
You: Since farms are businesses.
You: or, will not be sustained.
Stranger: http://www.sarep.ucdavis.edu...
You: If the practices cannot be sustained by humans,t hey cannot be sustained, QED.
Stranger: sustained means carrying on for some period
Stranger: sustainable generally means able to carry on indefinitely
You: and humans engage in agriculture in order to grow goods for food, trade, and other functions
You: Nothing can carry on indefinitely
Stranger: the practices can be sustained by humans.
Stranger: sustainable agriculture did carry on indefinitely
Stranger: from 10,000 to the present
You: that's not indefinite
Stranger: conventional agriculture has only existed for less than 100 years
You: the earth will not exist five billion years from now
Stranger: for practical purposes yes
Stranger: no but for humankinds time span
You: conventional agriculture is sustaining now in many places.
Stranger: dont be ridiculous.
Stranger: no
You: In many places, traditional agrictulture failed to sustain itself
Stranger: conventional agriculture is sustained
You: It failed to serve the needs of the humans who sustain it
Stranger: conventional agriculture is not sustainable
You: Famine was commonplace throughout history, after all
Stranger: ok...
You: until about 100 years ago, the average lifespan was half what it is today
Stranger: before you go off telling facts to someone who knows a lot more than you do about the subject
You: how do you know conventional agriculture is not sustainable?
You: Where has it empirically failed to be sustained?
Stranger: because it is highly dependent on fossil fuel inputs
Stranger: off farm inputs
Stranger: borrowed capital
Stranger: its not that it is not sustained
Stranger: it is not sustainable
You: If it used the same techniques with a different energy source, would you continue to call it conventional agriculture?
Stranger: it is not sustainable because oil prices will fluctuate and rise beyond competitive prices within a hundred years
Stranger: yeah
You: Then it is not definitionally depenedent on fossil fuels
Stranger: sustainable agriculture revolves around biological and cultural practices
Stranger: such as crop rotation
Stranger: conservation tillage
You: Conventional agriculture too is a cultural practice
Stranger: leaving crop residues on the surface
You: and a practice of biological beings
Stranger: stop arguing points that dont make sense
You: I could say the same to you
Stranger: of course conventional agriculture is a cultural practice
Stranger: but it also depends on chemical practices such as the application of herbicides and pesticides
You: So therefore your definition fails to distinguish
Stranger: insecticides,
You: Everything depends on "chemical practices."
Stranger: its not my fvcking definition you fvcking idiot
You: All food is chemical
You: All soils are chemicals
Stranger: if you havfea fvckcing problem with the definition take it iupp with academia.
Stranger: we dont call it that you fvcking idiiot
Stranger: take it up with academia yyous tupid fvck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Right as he disconnected I was about to tell him that he was, as a student (and a party line one at that) of "sustainable agriculture," the representative of "academia," and it was wholly irrelevant whether he personally was the creator of an obviously problematic definition.

Some swearing has been altered. All his.
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12/14/2011 7:21:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m or f

You: Hola

You: f

Stranger: u have a facebook

You: ya, who doesn't? o.0

Stranger: add me my name is cody senyard i have a red and black hat and a white shirt on

You: Good to know. I'm gonna spam the f*ck out of you

You: What's your bank account pin number too, plz?
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12/14/2011 7:33:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 12/14/2011 1:41:19 AM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:


Whoa. Sounds like my older cousin uses Omegle. She be a country gal.

I suppose I'm most surprised at how long that conversation lasted.