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drafterman
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7/5/2012 8:41:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Let me count the ways:

1. The tone in which the mother has to say that the kid is just hungry makes it seem like this is a recurring thing. "Mom! There is this feeling. In my stomach. What is it? Am I dying?"

2. He physically moves the phone away from his head to yell at it like a god damned walkie-talkie.

3. He apparently can't see the pizza rolls right in his fvcking face.

4. He leaves the phone in the freezer and then leaves the freezer door open.

This commercial isn't for Pizza Rolls, it's for Social Darwinism.
tvellalott
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7/5/2012 8:44:33 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I hate all ads, which is why I don't watch any TV and listen to public radio.
The white man just constantly has sh!t hung on him. The bumbling dad with mum rolling her eyes with that knowing smirk? GTFO!
The ad for product x which has absolutely no information about product x? GTFO!
The obnoxious, cheaply made ad with some annoying cvnt screaming at you? GTFO!
The condescending ad for product x which makes superfluous sh!t out to be the miracle blood of Jesus? GTFO!

Thanks, I needed to get that off my chest.
/rant
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DetectableNinja
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7/5/2012 9:35:36 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Dude! I've been saying this about the commercial since the first time I saw it.

At first I thought they'd go somewhere with the whole phone-in-the-fridge thing, like a joke. But no--I guess that's too advanced humor for Totino's.
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DetectableNinja
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7/5/2012 9:37:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Oh, and

5. He not only puts the phone in the freezer, but he never says goodbye, and never ends the call.
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I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

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drafterman
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7/6/2012 7:04:36 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/5/2012 8:44:33 PM, tvellalott wrote:
I hate all ads, which is why I don't watch any TV and listen to public radio.
The white man just constantly has sh!t hung on him. The bumbling dad with mum rolling her eyes with that knowing smirk? GTFO!
The ad for product x which has absolutely no information about product x? GTFO!
The obnoxious, cheaply made ad with some annoying cvnt screaming at you? GTFO!
The condescending ad for product x which makes superfluous sh!t out to be the miracle blood of Jesus? GTFO!

Thanks, I needed to get that off my chest.
/rant

I've actually considered, from time-to-time, starting a blog called "Commercial's Suck" that just completely tears such ads apart.

However, I have to disagree about:
"The ad for product x which has absolutely no information about product x?"

For me, the Budweiser "Real Men of Genius" commercials are often pretty funny.
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7/6/2012 2:04:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I beielve this leaves all of your commercials in the dust. By far the most racist and hilarious thing I have seen in a while.
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drafterman
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7/6/2012 2:14:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/6/2012 2:04:29 PM, cheesedingo1 wrote:
I beielve this leaves all of your commercials in the dust. By far the most racist and hilarious thing I have seen in a while.


I'm talking about real commericials. That commerical is from a movies' fictional universe where the Confederates won the civil war. Herp.