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thett3
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7/12/2012 2:23:38 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I'll start:

"Take it friends! Arm yourselves with knowledge."
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#BetOnThett

"Don't quote me, ever." -Max

"My name is max. I'm not a big fan of slacks"- Max rapping

"Walmart should have the opportunity to bribe a politician to it's agenda" -Max

"Thett, you're really good at convincing people you're a decent person"-tulle

"You fit the character of Regina George quite nicely"- Sam

: At 11/12/2016 11:49:40 PM, Raisor wrote:
: thett was right
OberHerr
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7/12/2012 2:25:35 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
"But, Squidward, it's good for your soul!" (Angel Face/Halo/ect.)

"You idiot, I have no soul!" (Flames, evil music)

"IMMMMAAAAAGGGGGIIINNNNAAAATTTTTTIIIIIOOOONNNNNN!"
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DetectableNinja
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7/12/2012 2:28:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Some (but not all) of my favorites:

"Actors."

"Two gold doublooooooooons!"

"Plaastiiiiiic!"

"Not at all boy---HEEEAUGHUGHUGH!"

"Escalators, escalators, escalators!!!"

"That means we'll have to go through the....PERFUME department!"
But if the chance remains
to see those better days,
I'd cut the cannons down.

- Vampire Weekend "Giving Up the Gun"
DetectableNinja
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7/12/2012 2:29:18 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/12/2012 2:25:35 PM, OberHerr wrote:
"But, Squidward, it's good for your soul!" (Angel Face/Halo/ect.)

Oh pu-lease, I have no soul!" (Flames, evil music)

"IMMMMAAAAAGGGGGIIINNNNAAAATTTTTTIIIIIOOOONNNNNN!"

Fix'd.
But if the chance remains
to see those better days,
I'd cut the cannons down.

- Vampire Weekend "Giving Up the Gun"
DetectableNinja
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7/12/2012 2:30:43 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
"Gold Team ruuuules!"
But if the chance remains
to see those better days,
I'd cut the cannons down.

- Vampire Weekend "Giving Up the Gun"
ConservativePolitico
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7/12/2012 2:40:56 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
"MY LEG!"

nac
The wise have eyes in their heads, while the fool walks in the darkness; but I came to realizethat the same fate overtakes them both.
Then I said to myself,
"The fate of the fool will overtake me also.
What then do I gain by being wise?"
I said to myself, "This too is meaningless."
For the wise, like the fool, will not be long remembered;
the days have already come when both have been forgotten.
Like the fool, the wise too must die!
- Ecclesiastes 2:14-16
ConservativePolitico
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7/12/2012 2:43:11 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Patrick: You and your nose won't fit in.
*Squidward climbs into treehouse*
Squidward: There's no room in here!
Patrick: We told you you wouldn't fit in.
Spongebob: We've been stuck up here for three days

LOL

http://spongebob.nick.com...
The wise have eyes in their heads, while the fool walks in the darkness; but I came to realizethat the same fate overtakes them both.
Then I said to myself,
"The fate of the fool will overtake me also.
What then do I gain by being wise?"
I said to myself, "This too is meaningless."
For the wise, like the fool, will not be long remembered;
the days have already come when both have been forgotten.
Like the fool, the wise too must die!
- Ecclesiastes 2:14-16
Wallstreetatheist
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7/14/2012 12:42:57 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
"Sit on my muthafucken dick, ho." -Spongebob Squarepants to Sandy

"Government, like any other organism, refuses to acquiesce in its own extinction. This refusal, of course, involves the resistance to any effort to diminish its powers and prerogatives. There has been no organized effort to keep government down since Jefferson's day. Ever since then the American people have been bolstering up its powers and giving it more and more jurisdiction over their affairs. They pay for that folly in increased taxes and diminished liberties. No government as such is ever in favor of the freedom of the individual. It invariably seeks to limit that freedom, if not by overt denial, then by seeking constantly to widen its own functions." -Mr. Krabs
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bossyburrito
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7/14/2012 1:11:57 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
This whole episode:http://creepypasta.wikia.com...'s_Suicide

Seriously, that is my all-time favorite Creepypasta. It's fvcking brilliant.
#StandWithZarro

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"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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7/14/2012 1:15:37 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/14/2012 1:11:57 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
This whole episode:http://creepypasta.wikia.com...'s_Suicide

Seriously, that is my all-time favorite Creepypasta. It's fvcking brilliant.

Damn fail link.

http://tinyurl.com...
#StandWithZarro

#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
daytonanerd
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7/14/2012 1:40:04 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/14/2012 1:15:37 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 7/14/2012 1:11:57 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
This whole episode:http://creepypasta.wikia.com...'s_Suicide

Seriously, that is my all-time favorite Creepypasta. It's fvcking brilliant.

Damn fail link.

http://tinyurl.com...

Good god, that's just disturbing!
Cringe
bossyburrito
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7/14/2012 2:14:53 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/14/2012 1:40:04 AM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 7/14/2012 1:15:37 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 7/14/2012 1:11:57 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
This whole episode:http://creepypasta.wikia.com...'s_Suicide

Seriously, that is my all-time favorite Creepypasta. It's fvcking brilliant.

Damn fail link.

http://tinyurl.com...

Good god, that's just disturbing!

It even disturbed Wilt Chamberlain.
#StandWithZarro

#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
daytonanerd
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7/14/2012 2:40:18 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/14/2012 2:14:53 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 7/14/2012 1:40:04 AM, daytonanerd wrote:
At 7/14/2012 1:15:37 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 7/14/2012 1:11:57 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
This whole episode:http://creepypasta.wikia.com...'s_Suicide

Seriously, that is my all-time favorite Creepypasta. It's fvcking brilliant.

Damn fail link.

http://tinyurl.com...

Good god, that's just disturbing!

It even disturbed Wilt Chamberlain.

Wilt Chamberlain has only been disturbed once. When he created the word Disturbed.
Cringe
Wallstreetatheist
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7/14/2012 3:18:33 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/14/2012 2:23:21 AM, IFLYHIGH wrote:
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end."

Winner.
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bossyburrito
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7/14/2012 3:21:04 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 7/14/2012 3:18:33 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/14/2012 2:23:21 AM, IFLYHIGH wrote:
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end."

Winner.

Who you callin Pinhead?
#StandWithZarro

#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
Dagolas
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7/15/2012 4:04:55 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
"Fo' shizzle my nizzle" -Spingebib Roundsocks
"thar is no spoone" - Swidword Testicles

And my favorite:

"Mothafuking ho go die in a hole" -Windy the Squirrell
Ore_Ele
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7/15/2012 4:41:48 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
The two best (IMO)

From video 1, "Wombology, the study of Wombo?! It's first grade Spongebob!"

From video 2, "how the ^&#% are ya?'
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
bossyburrito
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7/15/2012 11:58:05 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!
*proceeds to cross the streams*
*The Krusty Krab blows up*
#StandWithZarro

#UnbanTheMadman

"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush