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What if star wars episode I was good?

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11/20/2012 7:31:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
That was fvcking brilliant. Thanks for sharing.
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11/24/2012 2:55:10 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Wow...that was awesome lol. I agree with everything he said, especially that Obi needed to be the obvious protagonist and Maul should have been a returning antagonist and motivator for Obi. Instead, he just gets stuck with babysitter duty with no real reason to train Anakin besides just being asked to.

I also really like the love triangle plot between Obi, Anakin, and Padme. I never really understood Anakin's motivations for falling to the dark side; he gets mad that his mom dies and then just takes Palpatine's word for it that he can save Padme if she dies? Really? Not only would jealousy be a much more believable reason for a turn, it also would have explained Anakin's inexplicable hate for Obi later in the film.
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11/24/2012 12:19:49 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/20/2012 7:31:09 PM, tvellalott wrote:
That was fvcking brilliant. Thanks for sharing.

Agree 100%. Why did Darth Maul have to die so early :( he was one of my fav. characters from 1-3. (General Grevious and the other Sith were not as awsome)
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11/25/2012 1:56:52 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I've already mentally replaced all my memories of episode one with imaginary scenes depicting the events this guy described.

I feel complete again.
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11/29/2012 11:00:17 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/24/2012 12:19:49 PM, Chicken wrote:
At 11/20/2012 7:31:09 PM, tvellalott wrote:
That was fvcking brilliant. Thanks for sharing.

Agree 100%. Why did Darth Maul have to die so early :( he was one of my fav. characters from 1-3. (General Grevious and the other Sith were not as awsome)

I didn't realize he was a character. I thought he was just a way for Lucas to sell more toys.
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1/26/2013 12:07:28 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
JJ Abrams better not balls this up.
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1/27/2013 6:38:44 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
@7:33- Huey Lewis and the News Reference

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1/28/2013 7:40:52 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Seems like a shorter, more pithy synopsis of the Red Letter Media review of episode 1 (which was longer than episode 1 in its length).

Granted, shorter, in this case, is important, and he did bring in a bit of newness to the topic, but the most important element in making a better Star Wars movie, as demonstrated in Empire, is not having George Lucas direct it.

I'm looking forward to episode 7. Without Lucas at the helm, but using his universe as the setting for a movie which another writer and director are less likely to f*ck up...what's not to get excited about?
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1/29/2013 5:11:51 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/28/2013 7:40:52 AM, malcolmxy wrote:
Seems like a shorter, more pithy synopsis of the Red Letter Media review of episode 1 (which was longer than episode 1 in its length).

Plinkett is amazing.
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1/30/2013 12:12:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/29/2013 5:11:51 PM, tvellalott wrote:
At 1/28/2013 7:40:52 AM, malcolmxy wrote:
Seems like a shorter, more pithy synopsis of the Red Letter Media review of episode 1 (which was longer than episode 1 in its length).

Plinkett is amazing.

Is that the guy's name? I like the review of the newer Star Trek (JJ Abrams version) that he does...especially the condensed version where the poster from the movie rapes the girl and she comes out saying it wasn't so bad. F*ck that dude is warped, and I love him for it...
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8/16/2013 8:35:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/14/2013 7:32:52 PM, tvellalott wrote:
What If Star Wars Episode II was good?

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Whyyyyyyyy?! Why must it sound so awesome and make so much sense?!
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8/16/2013 9:23:34 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/16/2013 8:35:13 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 8/14/2013 7:32:52 PM, tvellalott wrote:
What If Star Wars Episode II was good?

https://www.youtube.com...

Whyyyyyyyy?! Why must it sound so awesome and make so much sense?!

Between this and Plinkett's reviews, I cannot ever, ever watch the prequels again.
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