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6/20/2013 10:42:22 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
When God made the universe and said, "let there be light" Chuck Norris responded with, "say please."
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"