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theitalianstallion
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2/5/2010 8:14:26 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
My first attempt.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: 20 M China
Stranger: U?

You: 23, Lichtenstein
Stranger: Lichtenstein?
You: yeah, european country
Stranger: I havent heard that
Stranger: what is it stand for
You: http://en.wikipedia.org...
You: if you ever want to go skiing in europe, this is the place to do it ahaha
You: not much else in the country, we're very small
Stranger: em I see
Stranger: English is your mother tough?
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: mother language Imean
You: no. i took classes throughout my schooling, though. German is my natural language
Stranger: em my english is not good
You: not a problem, take your time
Stranger: hehe U r still a student?
Stranger: Or U have a work?
You: no, i finished 2 years ago. i'm now an engineer for the government of a city
You: are you a student?
Stranger: I wll leave school this summer
You: will you work?
Stranger: I sign on Chinese Telecom Industry
You: Good to hear. Is it private or government?
Stranger: government of course
Stranger: we a PRC
You: Of course. Are you going to be in a major city?
Stranger: No I will work at homeland
Stranger: a not big city
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2/5/2010 8:31:21 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The US government must inform you that you are talking to a registered sex offender. This message cannot be seen by your opponent.
Stranger: wtf???
You: Hi. Asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
theitalianstallion
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2/5/2010 8:38:16 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Attempt #2...I'm pretty bored today.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m21 u??
You: 24/f/isreal
Stranger: hey do u hav a cam ?
You: yes, but i dont know how to hook up... :(
You: sorry if me english bad, im just getting to know
Stranger: ya its ok..
Stranger: can io explain u how to connect it ??
You: if you can, i love that
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: listen to me very carefull, ok ??
You: ok
Stranger: is ur web cam connected to ur computer ??
You: of course
Stranger: then wats d prob r u facing..
Stranger: can u temme ??
Stranger: plzzz..
Stranger: in startin it ..
You: well, i not sure what to open. i try everything on computer. would program come with cam?
Stranger: do u hav the software cd of cam ??
You: i not sure...let me check box...brb
Stranger: ok..
You: oh, i find it. i'll load it now
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: load it..
Stranger: then i'll tell u wat to do..
Stranger: next to it..
Stranger: m waitin ok..
You: it says i need close all programs before continue
Stranger: ya press ok now
You: but internet still open...? keep it open?
Stranger: ok can u gimee ur messenger id..
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2/5/2010 8:38:56 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 2/5/2010 8:31:21 AM, tkubok wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The US government must inform you that you are talking to a registered sex offender. This message cannot be seen by your opponent.
Stranger: wtf???
You: Hi. Asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol, thats great!
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2/5/2010 9:05:51 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Mr. Cha-Cha:

Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: Slide to the left
You: take it back now ya'll
You: 1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp
You:
Left foot let's stomp, Cha Cha real smooth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Slide to the left
You: take it back now ya'll
Stranger: teo hops now ya
You: 1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp
Stranger: reverse
You: Left foot let's stomp, Cha Cha real smooth
You: Turn it down, to the left
Stranger: ah yeh do thatr stuff
You:
Take it back now ya'll
You: 1 hop this time, right foot let's stomp
Stranger: reverse
Stranger: reverse
You: Left foot let's stomp, Cha Cha now ya'll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Turns out it wasn't that fun. So I went with something else:

Mr. Kidnap:

You: Meet me at the corner of Winston Avenue and 4th street. bring 100,000 cash in a brown bag, if you ever want to see it again
Stranger: OK.
Stranger: got ya.
Stranger: no peeps though
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: no guns
Stranger: no funny busines
You: Yes, no cops either
Stranger: b^tch PLEASE, i am the cop, didn't YOU READ THE F*CKING SCRIPT?
Stranger: i'm disappointed
Stranger: i refuse to work with people like this.
You: You will take a left down 5th street for 100 metres. Take a sharp left into an alley. Then turn out onto the street. Hail a a Taxi to the GoodNight Inn.
Stranger: we need to rework this sh&t now.
Stranger: GOODNIGHT INN?
You: Then, you will walk from there to yoru home. if you deviat, you will be killed.
Stranger: i mean.....we agreed on the Daisy's Bed and Breakfast
Stranger: deviatE with an E
You: Too near the cops
Stranger: ok......right.
You: kk cya u there xxxxxx
Stranger: you have a great imagination. remind me of my japanese/french friend Marius
Stranger: bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm not very good at this.

Scitzo:

Stranger: Are You:
A) Horny male?
B) Horny female?
C) Male looking for chat?
D) Female looking for chat?
You: Hey, plz excuse me but i have schizophrenia
You: OMG ASL 16/f/israel!
Stranger: 16 m finland
Stranger: u horny?
You: what? I just want to talk. you a student?
You: Yeha I have webcam!
You: and masn!
Stranger: can i have ur msn?
You: What. no, I don't know you!
You: OMG LOL i tgot banned XD
Stranger: from?
You: US
Stranger: gimme ur msn and show ur t!ts and p%ssy?
You: What. im male!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2/5/2010 9:25:10 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
This one is interesting:

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Russia
Stranger: cool
You: you?
Stranger: CHINA
You: I thought you guys weren't allowed to use the internet in China?
Stranger: yes, there are a lot of websites we can't use in china,such as youtube and facebook.but omegle do
You: do you know about the tank man?
Stranger: for god's sake
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: why everybody are so interested in that man?
You: I heard if you google search it they kill you in China
You: Well because he represents free speech, the ability to learn and speak your mind
Stranger: no,our government won't kill us ,if we search that on line in china, we won't get anything relate to tank man
You: Doesn't that make you mad?
Stranger: i think some weaterns are overreacting about that
You: How can you overreact about a man who risked his life to prove a point?
Stranger: you are right
Stranger: but we are nobody in china,we can't change anything here
You: I hear you bro, some day China will wise up when it experiences the brain drain like we did in Russia
You: all the top scientists left for the US and the UK
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i do hope so
Stranger: but china is more complicated than any weaterns think
You: Really how so?
Stranger: the chinese are not like some traditional weaterns who consider freedom as heavy as their lives.most chinese people are idiots, they don't like to talk about political issus at all
You: that really sucks I here the rural areas are really bad
Stranger: yes, some people who live in the rural areas in china even don't have any access to computers.
You: That's terrible, its getting a little better though right?
Stranger: how could they know anything happen around the world
Stranger: yes, our living conditions are better compared with the last generation
Stranger: but we need more
Stranger: i am not like other chinese people
You: I can definetly tell, most I've talked to are very pro china and anti everyone else and a lot of them support the government
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2/5/2010 9:38:06 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Continuation

Stranger: that's because they have no idea of what our perfect government had done
Stranger: most chinese people are too sensitive about foreigners' criticizing us
You: I have to agree with that, most foreigners just want China to be free so we can talk more to each other. China could be amazing if the government let freedom of speech and total internet access. I just think things would get way better for everyone
Stranger: thank you, i do love my country,but i hate our government
Stranger: do you hate communist party?
You: I think it has done some terrible things. I don't hate it for being an ideology, I just think the idea is flawed. When China made the markets free and embraced Capitalism things got way better.
You: Communism has good intentions, its just that it failed because people need an incentive to work harder.
Stranger: if our government let freedom of speech and total internet access in china,the communist party will go to hell
You: You know what I mean? Why take risks and start your own business if there is no reward?
You: I agree because people would realize that its wrong for the country
You: it essentially doesn't exist because capitalism has taken over already, the party only exists in name and in the oppression it puts on the Chinese
Stranger: that's way complicated
You: sorry, i just mean that capitalism (the ability to start your own business and compete with other businesses) exists already and has replaced communism
Stranger: yes
Stranger: communism is a ideal aim which will never come true in the world
You: I agree
You: even in russia when we had communism we had to essentially adopt capitalism to prevent total collapse
Stranger: a lot of young chinese take part in the communist party in china without knowing anything about it,which is stupid
Stranger: the only reason of it is they may have better chance in job hunting
You: I've heard that as well that they give out benefits to people involved in the party
Stranger: yes,so the communist party takes advantages of human's weakness
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2/5/2010 9:46:36 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Stranger: being materilastic
You: yup they do which is ironic as communism is about not being materialistic
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hey bro, do a lot of foreigners know about the tank man?
You: everyone does
Stranger: how ironic ,few chinese know it
You: like the entire in depth history surrounding it too, the protests, tianemem square, the killings, the army leaving then coming back
Stranger: i once watched a movie about it , it was so horrible
You: the history channel has a huge 2 hour documentary that I watched about it, its so sad, the army just kept shooting innocents for no reason
You: the citizens would try to talk to the soldiers by saying "brother soldier don't hurt us, etc."
Stranger: yes, but our government doesn't want to admit it
Stranger: i find it interesting that the chinese government just wants to talk about something positive,they always turn a deaf ear to the mistakes
You: I know, that's what all oppresive governments do. Have you ever watched the American movie "V for Vendetta"?
Stranger: sorry, i don't .what's that about?
You: its about an oppressive government and how one hero unites the citizens to stop it, you should watch it sometime if you can pirate it/rent it/buy it
Stranger: I hope i will
You: Alright well I gotta get headed off to work, I hope things get better for you man, remember that a lot of the foreigners like the Chinese, we just want you to be free
Stranger: thanks bro
You: Peace
Stranger: peace
You have disconnected.
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2/5/2010 9:46:47 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
That site is amusing when I'm bored. This isn't exactly how the conversation went, but here's the gist of it:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: South Korea
You: NORTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA!
You have disconnected.
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2/5/2010 9:57:55 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Blasphemous, but funny:

Stranger: hey asl? :)
You: infinate/either/everywhere. ;)
Stranger: wow
You: yep.
Stranger: are you god?
You: yep.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i always wanted to meet you
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: Well you have and you have been very naughty. No heaven for you.
You: I have no image. The christians lie. I'm not a bearded man.
Stranger: hold on... i dont believe in you
You: :/
Stranger: im sorry
You: Definitely no heaven for you!
Stranger: i hope i didnt hurt your feelings
Stranger: F*ck you God
You: You have angered me! I will punish you.
Stranger: What are you gonna do? If you are so angry why dont you strike me down right now
You: That makes it too easy.
You: It's more fun to watch you suffer.
You: Goodbye non-believer. I must move on. I have prayers to answer.
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2/5/2010 1:37:21 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Stranger: barack obama is a c^nt
You: Hello, may I interest you in a free can of rape?
Stranger: 4chan?
You: No, simply, you upon the can, knock out, and 1 hour naked wake up alone, scared and covered in semen
You: open* the can]
Stranger: KAY
Stranger: *opens can*
You: *undoes zipper*
You: *Bonk bonk bonk*
Stranger: AHHH BLACK PEN^S
Stranger: T%STICLES MADE OF KFC
You: So, may I interest you in a 12 pack of rape?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay, what is your shipping details? We have an offer where it will cost $18 for 2 24 packs, savign you $2 per pack!
Stranger: i dno ):
Stranger: im 13,female from scotland if that helps
You: Oh. That's unfortunte. Well, I have another offer that may intersts you. it's Domestic Violence Robot. it argues with you, make you do the cooking, has sex with you every night and beats you. And the best part is, the robot neighbours do NOTHING!
Stranger: XD
You: I can give you a free 7 day trial run. Then, it is only $20 a month for upkeep!
Stranger: wow, sounds great :D
You: With 5 monthly installements of $50 it can however be yours for life, with half price maintenance checks for 1 year!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2/5/2010 2:01:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Omegle Game:

1) The OP of the game (Me) posts a sentence which you will open a conversation with. You then can only answer sentences using words from that sentence.

2) You may use different tenses and plurals of words presented (e.g. Run can be changed to ran so long as it's kept in context; Penguin can be changed to penguins)

3) The opening sentence must be between 15 and 60 words.

4) You may only post a new sentence when you have produced a conversation when the stranger you are talking with has said minimum of 10 separate sentences.

5) You may not complete your own sentence.

6) A user may post up to 3 sentences, which can be completed separately.

7) New sentences cannot be created from sentence already answered (that is to say posted conversations allowed within the rules has been created). In the event two people post the same sentence, the first one posted is legitimate.

8) If a user who should post a sentence, but fails to do so within 10 minutes of his post, a new one may be posted. Again, a 'first past the post' rule applies.

9) The user posting the sentence may decide whether or not the stranger or sentence poster has to post first.

Opening sentence:

"Look, Imma let you finish, but stranger had one of the best conversation with me of all time! " (Stranger must post first)
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2/5/2010 2:06:33 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I just realised how hard the "Only post words from the original sentence" is, so disregard it, and just keep with the general idea.
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2/6/2010 7:26:21 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This channel is being monitored. Challenge: Sparrow. You have 10 seconds to respond.
Stranger: k
You: Invalid response. IP logged.
You: Please provide your bureau ID number.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: monitored by whom?
You: Please provide your bureau ID number.
Stranger: 9
You: I'm sorry, there is no "9" in our database.
Stranger: vaid?
You: Please provide your bureau ID number.
Stranger: o no
Stranger: 74932 729
Stranger: ?
You: I'm sorry, there is no "74932 729" in our database.
You: Please provide your bureau ID number.
Stranger: carp toast
You: This is Dep. Director Brant, Chicago. Please identify yourself.
Stranger: Allison
You: Last name, please.
Stranger: o
Stranger: Colleen
You: And, I will also need your city of residence, so that we can get in touch with local authorities regarding the breach of Bureau security.
Stranger: o ok ill totally tell ya
Stranger: Stanely
You: What is your state or province of residence?
Stranger: Idaho
You: Allison Colleen; Stanely, Idaho. Confirm?
Stranger: when should i expect the coppers?
Stranger: yea sure
You: Within the next seven days. If local authorities cannot be contacted, a Bureau official will get in touch with you.
You: We appreciate your cooperation.
Stranger: ok itts a small town so i know all the local authorities
You: As I've said, a Bureau official may be dispatched to get in touch with you regarding the breach.
Stranger: k we dont like outsiders be warned
You: This is a federal matter. We have jurisdiction here, not the local police.
Stranger: so we really dont like outsiders
You: As long as you cooperate, there shouldn't be a problem.
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: depends on wat u want from me
You: I am obligated to warn you that failure to cooperate grants federal officials the right to detain you for up to 48 hours under the provisions of United States law.
You: Additionally, you may be charged with jeopardizing national security, and obstruction of justice.
Stranger: ugh im bored with this now :(
Stranger: if i may ask y?
You: Failure to cooperate with an official of the United States Government.
Stranger: how did i not cooperate?
You: Ma'am, this is all hypothetical.
You: I am telling you what could happen if you refuse to cooperate.
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: wat happens if i dont exist?
You: Ma'am, I suggest you take these circumstances seriously.
Stranger: if were speaking hypothetically
You: Violation of a legally sanctioned contract is no laughing matter.
Stranger: wat contract?
You: The United States Government has commissioned the "Omegle" company to provide an anonymous, secure, experimental outlet of communication between government officials.
You: You, for whatever reason, have managed to slip through the protections established by Omegle.
Stranger: haha government officials r really honey then
You: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Stranger: horny
Stranger: i get alot of "government officials" asking me if im horny
You: I assure you, government officials do not employ this website for any sexual purposes.
Stranger: wat ever i get asked like every other chat
You: This website is also operated by a large number of ordinary citizens, as well.
Stranger: and even when i say no they continue on
You: There are relatively few government employees on this website, as the communication module being established is still experimental, and is occasionally penetrated by non-government personnel, such as yourself.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: then isnt tht ur bad not mine?
You: As I've said, we're attempting to determine the cause of the breach - as of yet, the cause is unknown.
Stranger: i just got disconnected then pressed enter like usual then ur crazy butt showed up
You: Well, perhaps it is a fault of Omegle.
You: Regardless, you remain an asset to this investigation.
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: so how would i become a government official?
You: I'm sorry, but that isn't part of my job function.
Stranger: but if u r one u could just tell me how u became one
You: I currently have a meeting to attend. As the automated challenge system has informed you, your IP has been logged, and we have your name and residence. Bureau officials will contact you within the next week. If you need to get in touch with me for any reason, you may call my personal number (1-918-914-9253) while my new office phone is being installed. I am available from 9 AM to 9 PM every day, and I would be happy to answer any questions that you might have.
Stranger: wats my name and residence?
You: If you need to send a text message, the number for that is (1-918-766-2775)
You: You confirmed the name Allison Colleen, residence Stanely, Idaho.
Stranger: u want me to tvt ya?
Stranger: txt*
You: If you are unable to call, that is our office machine. It records texts if you send them.
Stranger: yes but is tht my ip? with my name and residence
You: As I've said, I have a meeting to attend - if you have questions, you know how to get in touch.
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.
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2/6/2010 7:38:57 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You: The US government must inform you that you are talking to a registered sex offender. This message cannot be seen by your opponent.
Stranger: lol
You: it didnt work :/
You: u were supposed to disconnect
You: the last few ppl did
Stranger: lol
You: so wuts up?
Stranger: wel i new it wasnt true
Stranger: well nothing much
You: lol
You: opponent
You: like that didnt tip them off
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: so wats ur name
You: you may call me George
Stranger: ok hi george
You: and what shall i refer to you as stranger?
Stranger: u may call me jackie
You: thats a nice name
Stranger: thank u
"What we really ought to ask the liberal, before we even begin addressing his agenda, is this: In what kind of society would he be a conservative?" - Joseph Sobran
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2/6/2010 7:51:56 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You: This channel is being monitored. Challenge: Sparrow. You have 10 seconds to respond.
Stranger: 4?
You: Invalid response. IP logged.
You: Please provide your bureau ID number.
Stranger: FAIL
You: Please provide your bureau ID number.
You: I'm sorry, there is no "9" in our database.
Stranger: 123 your mom
You: Please provide your bureau ID number.
You: I'm sorry, there is no "74932 729" in our database.
You: This is Dep. Director Brant, Chicago. Please identify yourself.
Stranger: hi
You: Last name, please.
You: And, I will also need your city of residence, so that we can get in touch with local authorities regarding the breach of Bureau security.
Stranger: im the serial murdere/rapist
You: What is your state or province of residence?
Stranger: Quebec
You: Allison Colleen; Stanely, Idaho. Confirm?
You: Within the next seven days. If local authorities cannot be contacted, a Bureau official will get in touch with you.
You: Within the next seven days. If local authorities cannot be contacted, a Bureau official will get in touch with you.
Stranger: ok
You: We appreciate your cooperation.
You: As I've said, a Bureau official may be dispatched to get in touch with you regarding the breach.
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: ok
You: This is a federal matter. We have jurisdiction here, not the local police.
Stranger: ok
You: As long as you cooperate, there shouldn't be a problem.
Stranger: well
You: I am obligated to warn you that failure to cooperate grants federal officials the right to detain you for up to 48 hours under the provisions of United States law.
Stranger: [expletive] you
You: Additionally, you may be charged with jeopardizing national security, and obstruction of justice.
You: Failure to cooperate with an official of the United States Government.
Stranger: i enloy raping bunnies
You: Ma'am, this is all hypothetical.
You: I am telling you what could happen if you refuse to cooperate.
You: Ma'am, I suggest you take these circumstances seriously.
You: Violation of a legally sanctioned contract is no laughing matter.
Stranger: im a sir
You: The United States Government has commissioned the "Omegle" company to provide an anonymous, secure, experimental outlet of communication between government officials.
Stranger: fuckface
You: You, for whatever reason, have managed to slip through the protections established by Omegle.
You: I'm afraid I don't understand.
You: I assure you, government officials do not employ this website for any sexual purposes.
You: This website is also operated by a large number of ordinary citizens, as well.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats your point?
You: There are relatively few government employees on this website, as the communication module being established is still experimental, and is occasionally penetrated by non-government personnel, such as yourself.
You: As I've said, we're attempting to determine the cause of the breach - as of yet, the cause is unknown.
You: Well, perhaps it is a fault of Omegle.
Stranger: its called hacking
You: Regardless, you remain an asset to this investigation.
You: I'm sorry, but that isn't part of my job function.
You: I currently have a meeting to attend. As the automated challenge system has informed you, your IP has been logged, and we have your name and residence. Bureau officials will contact you within the next week. If you need to get in touch with me for any reason, you may call my personal number (1-918-914-9253) while my new office phone is being installed. I am available from 9 AM to 9 PM every day, and I would be happy to answer any questions that you might have.
Stranger: wats my name and residence?
You: If you need to send a text message, the number for that is (1-918-766-2775)
You: You confirmed the name Allison Colleen, residence Stanely, Idaho.
You: If you are unable to call, that is our office machine. It records texts if you send them.
Stranger: i confirmed nothing
You: As I've said, I have a meeting to attend - if you have questions, you know how to get in touch.
You: Goodbye.
"What we really ought to ask the liberal, before we even begin addressing his agenda, is this: In what kind of society would he be a conservative?" - Joseph Sobran
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2/6/2010 7:55:14 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The US government must inform you that you are talking to a registered sex offender. This message cannot be seen by your opponent.
You: Hi. Asl?
Stranger: ew
"What we really ought to ask the liberal, before we even begin addressing his agenda, is this: In what kind of society would he be a conservative?" - Joseph Sobran
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2/6/2010 8:48:57 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I actually had to tone my rhetoric down in some places on this one - though, I do think that the ending was absolutely priceless.

*Also, edited for profanity
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You: This channel is being monitored. Code in - Challenge: Sparrow. You have 10 seconds to respond.
Stranger: Owl
You: Invalid response. IP logged.
You: Please provide Agency ID number.
Stranger: 667584
You: "667584" - Sweet, Matthew
You: Confirm?
Stranger: yes
You: Welcome back, Matthew Sweet. Please code in. Challenge: Sparrow
Stranger: Jack
You: Invalid response. 2 attempts remaining.
Stranger: sparrow
You: Invalid response. 1 attempt remaining.
Stranger: Passeridae
You: Invalid response. Logging out......
You: Please provide Agency ID number.
Stranger: damn
Stranger: 7758477
You: "7758477" - Hughes, Teri
You: Confirm?
Stranger: yes
You: Welcome back, Teri Hughes. Please code in. Challenge: Sparrow
Stranger: passer
You: Invalid response. 2 attempts remaining.
Stranger: (dude a hint please)
You: Invalid response. 1 attempt remaining.
Stranger: a small bird
You: Invalid response. Logging out.......
You: Please provide Agency ID number.
Stranger: (dude i'm not going to get this unless you give me something)
Stranger: 88574
You: "88574" - Hutchins, William
You: Confirm?
Stranger: yes
You: Welcome back, William Hutchins. Please code in. Challenge: Sparrow
Stranger: Welcome back, William Hutchins. Please code in. Challenge: Sparrow
You: Invalid response. 2 attempts remaining.
Stranger: Invalid response. 2 attempts remaining.
You: Invalid response. 1 attempt remaining.
Stranger: Invalid response. 1 attempt remaining.
You: Invalid response. Logging out.......
Stranger: Invalid response. Logging out.......
You: This is Dep. Director Brant, Langley. Who the hell is this?
Stranger: This is agent Sweet, Matthew
You: Bullsh*t. I fired Sweet last week. Who are you, and how did you get in to this channel?
Stranger: I am Nobody Mr. Brant.
You: I'm not going to sit here and play games with you. You either identify myself, or I start an investigation. Under United States law, I am legally allowed to detain you without a warrant for up to 48 hours.
You: Identify YOURself.
You: It's been a long night, and I'm tired of dealing with hackers.
Stranger: Special Agent Wolf, at your service
You: There isn't a "Wolf" employed here.
You: Do you know with whom you're speaking?
Stranger: I am not employed by the United States government.
You: Are you aware that impersonating a federal official is a felony?
Stranger: ( Dude I am diagnosed with a paranoia disorder, please tell me you're just messing around)
You: Does it sound as if I'm joking?
You: This was supposed to be a private channel designed to test an experimental communications module.
Stranger: I'M GOING TO HAVE A F*CKING HEART ATTACK IF YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OFF
You: Was your entrance into this channel accidental?
Stranger: dude i'm omegle. it's a anonymous online chat. I'm can feel the heart attack coming on.
Stranger: completly accidental dude
You: I'm willing to continue considering you innocent, then. The module is entirely experimental, and is not without flaws - other civilians have stumbled upon these channels in the past; however, be aware that your IP address will remain on record for investigative purposes - if, at any time, we find evidence indicating deliberate penetration of government defenses, you will be considered guilty of jeopardizing national security. Do you understand?
Stranger: I cannot believe that our government would be stupid enough to have this kind of sh*t on omegle.You've got to be fuc*ing me.
Stranger: But just in case, I understand completely
You: Omegle is one in a host of communications companies participating in a joint project to develop an anonymous, secure communications module for military and intelligence purposes.
Stranger: Then why is it avaible to the public?
You: We've commissioned the public company to do the job.
You: Supposedly, private channels were partitioned away from public access; apparently, this is not the case.
You: Omegle will be contacted, and the problem will be addressed.
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: dude
Stranger: You are seriously freakin me out.
You: There's no reason to panic.
Stranger: What's to stop me from telling what I've learned here to others?
Stranger: please don't kill me
You: We aren't assassins. We don't kill anyone.
You: However, legal penalties should be sufficient to deter you from revealing sensitive information to anyone else.
You: In the event that you should divulge such information, you may be contacted by Agency officials, and possibly relocated for security purposes.
Stranger: dude just please stop ,I am seriously about to fuc*ing pass out.
You: I recommend that you disconnect, and keep this information, though very basic, to yourself.
Stranger: please dude. I'm begging you just please stop this charade.
You: This isn't a "charade".
You: As I've recommended, please disconnect, and keep all information to yourself.
Stranger: I can't. This is going to haunt me if you don't give me some of reassureance dude
You: I have already assured you that you are in no kind of trouble.
Stranger: I'm just a simple god-fearing man. I don't want this kind of trouble following me. I'm seriously crying right now. just please stop
You: As I've said, you are not IN any trouble.
You: You haven't done anything wrong.
Stranger: ok
You: The Agency has determined that your intrusion was indeed accidental. There is nothing to worry about on your end.
Stranger: I swear to god that if you are just pulling my leg. I will hunt you down and make you pay.
You: You've already been let off the hook - threatening me isn't going to help you.
Stranger: fine. I'll go but may I ask you just one question?
You: So long as it does not concern any sensitive information.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Who really killed JFK?
You: Have a good evening.
You have disconnected.
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2/6/2010 9:01:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Stranger: suck it

You: no

Stranger: dx

You: wuz up?

Stranger: klllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…

You: ?

Stranger: i will kill u in your sleep

You: ok

Stranger: i will slit ur throut

You: have fun with that

Stranger: stab u 29 times

Stranger: untill u **** out blood

You: that's kinda mean

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2/6/2010 9:01:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You: I see you

Stranger: what am i doing?

You: masturbating

Stranger: nope

Stranger: you?

You: I am dying, someone just stabbed me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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2/6/2010 9:04:11 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Lets make love to grocery carts

Stranger: yes lets!

You: How should we begin this tricky procedure? I wouldnt want to risk damaging our genitals...

Stranger: use pillows perhaps?

You: Hmm.. lets put peanut butter inside the pillowcases, to enhance the pleasure

You: Good idea, yes?

Stranger: mmmm love peanut butter

You: Quite tasty it is

Stranger: mixed with chocolate even better

You: Oh definitely!

You: What if the sharp edges of the peanuts cut us?

Stranger: they won't

Stranger: I'll make sure of that

You: Hopefully!

Stranger: after we do that we should get married, we think alike

You: These grocery carts arent going anywhere anytime soon... so let us hop to it! We can elope on them afterwards!

Stranger: woo hoo!

You: Our honeymoon will be amazing. Just you, me, the cart, and all the peanut butter we need.

Stranger: on the beach of course

You: We can't let the others get to us, though.They might get too tempted and whisk our lovely lubricant away from us!

Stranger: we won't let them! our love will be too powerful

You: We must run far away, and live in a cave

Stranger: mmmhmmm and you need to impregnate me right away with babies

You: That I shall do... what about the bystanders?

Stranger: they can watch and be jealous

You: True, that...

You: I should get the peanut butter before they sell out

Stranger: mmhmm lots of eating to do

You: Don't fret my darling, for I will be back before dark!

You: Off I go!

You have disconnected.
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2/6/2010 9:18:01 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Shortest ever.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Congratulations! You've won a free solar-powered flashlight!
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
in the blink of an eye you finally see the light
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2/6/2010 9:26:03 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This channel is being monitored. Code in - Challenge: Sparrow. You have 10 seconds to respond.
You: Invalid response. IP logged.
You: Please provide Agency ID number.
Stranger: cool
You: "667584" - Sweet, Matthew
You: Confirm?
Stranger: confirm what?
You: Welcome back, Matthew Sweet. Please code in. Challenge: Sparrow
Stranger: that my name is Matthew?
You: Invalid response. 2 attempts remaining.
Stranger: well I can't
You: Invalid response. 1 attempt remaining.
Stranger: cos it aint
You: Invalid response. Logging out......
You: Please provide Agency ID number.
Stranger: you're fun!
Stranger: err
You: "7758477" - Hughes, Teri
You: Confirm?
Stranger: oh [expletive]
You: Welcome back, Teri Hughes. Please code in. Challenge: Sparrow
Stranger: my name isnt Teri either
You: Invalid response. 2 attempts remaining.
Stranger: dont you have one for David?
You: Invalid response. 1 attempt remaining.
You: Invalid response. Logging out.......
You: Please provide Agency ID number.
You: "88574" - Hutchins, William
You: Confirm?
Stranger: yeah
You: Welcome back, William Hutchins. Please code in. Challenge: Sparrow
You: Invalid response. 2 attempts remaining.
You: Invalid response. 1 attempt remaining.
You: nvalid response. Logging out.......
You: This is Dep. Director Brant, Langley. Who the hell is this?
Stranger: you spelt invalid incorrectly
You: Bullsh*t. I fired Sweet last week. Who are you, and how did you get in to this channel?
Stranger: you're not quite what you make out to be
You: I'm not going to sit here and play games with you. You either identify myself, or I start an investigation. Under United States law, I am legally allowed to detain you without a warrant for up to 48 hours.
Stranger: tut tut
You: Identify YOURself.
Stranger: LOL
You: It's been a long night, and I'm tired of dealing with hackers.
You: There isn't a "Wolf" employed here.
You: Do you know with whom you're speaking?
You: Are you aware that impersonating a federal official is a felony?
Stranger: I can't wait to try and identify yourself lol
Stranger: epic fail
You: Does it sound as if I'm joking?
Stranger: errr
Stranger: yeah!
You: This was supposed to be a private channel designed to test an experimental communications module.
Stranger: lol
You: Was your entrance into this channel accidental?
Stranger: and you blew it matey
You: I'm willing to continue considering you innocent, then. The module is entirely experimental, and is not without flaws - other civilians have stumbled upon these channels in the past; however, be aware that your IP address will remain on record for investigative purposes - if, at any time, we find evidence indicating deliberate penetration of government defenses, you will be considered guilty of jeopardizing national security. Do you understand?
You: Omegle is one in a host of communications companies participating in a joint project to develop an anonymous, secure communications module for military and intelligence purposes.
You: We've commissioned the public company to do the job.
You: Supposedly, private channels were partitioned away from public access; apparently, this is not the case.
Stranger: well search me all you like..
You: Omegle will be contacted, and the problem will be addressed.
Stranger: I'm pretty boring
You: There's no reason to panic.
You: We aren't assassins. We don't kill anyone.
You: However, legal penalties should be sufficient to deter you from revealing sensitive information to anyone else.
You: In the event that you should divulge such information, you may be contacted by Agency officials, and possibly relocated for security purposes.
You: I recommend that you disconnect, and keep this information, though very basic, to yourself.
Stranger: you Americans are TOO weird lol
You: This isn't a "charade".
You: As I've recommended, please disconnect, and keep all information to yourself.
You: I have already assured you that you are in no kind of trouble.
You: As I've said, you are not IN any trouble.
You: You haven't done anything wrong.
Stranger: well we know who's gonna disconnect first
You: The Agency has determined that your intrusion was indeed accidental. There is nothing to worry about on your end.
Stranger: and it wont be me lol
You: You've already been let off the hook - threatening me isn't going to help you.
You: So long as it does not concern any sensitive information.
You: Have a good evening.
Stranger: :)
You have disconnected.
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2/7/2010 3:39:41 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Stranger: Hullo

You: Poogasm
that awesome feeling everyone gets after they unload. some people describe it as the highlight of their day while others say it feels like you've slept for 12 hours.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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