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collegkitchen4
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3/2/2010 3:55:32 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
How do you wipe: standing, sitting, or other.

Defend your wiping position.

Personally I sit. Standing is so primitive with your cheeks squeezed together. When sitting my butthole is spread wide for optimal wipage.

People who stand are not rational beings.
mattrodstrom
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3/2/2010 3:56:49 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Philosophical's Ban Askbob list:

+1
"He who does not know how to put his will into things at least puts a meaning into them: that is, he believes there is a will in them already."

Metaphysics:
"The science.. which deals with the fundamental errors of mankind - but as if they were the fundamental truths."
FREEDO
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3/2/2010 4:00:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/2/2010 3:56:49 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
Philosophical's Ban Askbob list:

+1

You retards, what's wrong with it? We need a joke here now and then.
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bkelley211
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3/2/2010 11:12:55 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/2/2010 3:55:32 PM, collegkitchen4 wrote:
How do you wipe: standing, sitting, or other.

Defend your wiping position.

Personally I sit. Standing is so primitive with your cheeks squeezed together. When sitting my butthole is spread wide for optimal wipage.

People who stand are not rational beings.

Sitting...it's worked for many years!

I'd be interested to hear an "other" position--kneeling?

During a summer internship, I noticed the guy next to me flushed and got up without wiping. Then, to my surprise, he stood up and wiped. Until then, I didn't even know people did this. How does one learn that?
GeoLaureate8
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3/2/2010 11:17:02 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/2/2010 3:55:32 PM, collegkitchen4 wrote:
How do you wipe: standing, sitting, or other.

Defend your wiping position.

Personally I sit. Standing is so primitive with your cheeks squeezed together. When sitting my butthole is spread wide for optimal wipage.

People who stand are not rational beings.

Yeah, if you like sticking your hand in the toilet with the possibility of touching your fecal remains. Go ahead, keep sitting.
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collegkitchen4
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3/3/2010 6:19:53 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
You know what animal stands while wiping? Bears.
Bears are not self-aware of their existence, thus they are not rational beings.
Humans are rational beings.
Bears =/= humans.
Therefore, sit while you wipe or else you are not a rational being.
mattrodstrom
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3/3/2010 6:27:39 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/3/2010 6:19:53 AM, collegkitchen4 wrote:
You know what animal stands while wiping? Bears.
Bears are not self-aware of their existence, thus they are not rational beings.
Humans are rational beings.
Bears =/= humans.

Therefore, sit while you wipe or else you are not a rational being.
Doesn't follow.
"He who does not know how to put his will into things at least puts a meaning into them: that is, he believes there is a will in them already."

Metaphysics:
"The science.. which deals with the fundamental errors of mankind - but as if they were the fundamental truths."
badger
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3/6/2010 6:22:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/3/2010 2:40:53 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Lol @ this thread. I sit btw as women generally do...

That is disgusting.
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InsertNameHere
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3/6/2010 6:23:23 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/6/2010 6:22:24 PM, badger wrote:
At 3/3/2010 2:40:53 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Lol @ this thread. I sit btw as women generally do...

That is disgusting.

No more so than the rest of the thread.
collegekitchen7
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3/6/2010 7:04:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/6/2010 6:40:42 PM, atheistman wrote:
Standing

That's ridiculous. Why on earth would you stand up and press your cheeks together? It's much more optimal to be sitting.
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wjmelements
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3/6/2010 9:23:35 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
I wipe sitting. I don't know anyone in this country that wipes standing.
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Xer
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3/6/2010 9:25:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/6/2010 9:23:35 PM, wjmelements wrote:
I don't know anyone in this country that wipes standing.

I stand. And you know me. Well kinda.