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Koopin
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3/29/2010 7:44:29 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Me:
KFC
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Kentucky fried chicken
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
WHAT THE HECK!!! POOP FACE!!!
God:
Try expression yourself another way. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Kentucky fried chicken. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
>:(
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once there was a robot that rusted up in the rain and died!
God:
When? What happened to it?
Me:
It is gonna happen soon, and It died. YOU ARE THE ROBOT!
God:
You're kidding. it is? Yes I am.
Me:
FREAK
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
To me you are a KFC HATER!
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
YOu can not
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
I will prove that you are not smart, okay?
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
True or false, is the sentance false?
God:
Tell me more about sentance false.
Me:
Ha, see you can't even answer
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
whats 1+1
God:
Two.
Me:
2+2
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
562+654
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Bye.
kfc
PoeJoe
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3/29/2010 8:11:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
(I can't believe I actually did this, but after StoneCliff5 made posting not only inconvenient but every once in a while litteraly impossible, I finally downloaded the ad-block software. What the hell is WebCorp doing?)

At 3/29/2010 7:45:11 PM, Koopin wrote:
that could go on for hours, but if that was really God, we are all doomed.

Well, if we presuppose that God is infinite, and that He gets to define what is objectively good and moral, then His definitions of what qualifies as good and moral* are entirely arbitrary and random, because there was nothing before Him to base these morals , nor is there anything at all to base anything.

This of course ignores the fact that, as humans, we can't even to begin to understand God if He exists, in which case, why even bother? In contrast, we do have something to base our morals off of: society and what we know about the observable world. So, what's the purpose of God?

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* (for example, loving thy neighbor, treating others as you would want to be treated, not coveting thy neighbor's sexy gorgeous long-legged wife)
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Koopin
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3/29/2010 8:16:10 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/29/2010 8:13:59 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
iGod says I should be jewish.

But Jewish people can't blow anything up!!!
kfc
InsertNameHere
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3/29/2010 8:18:37 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/29/2010 8:16:10 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/29/2010 8:13:59 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
iGod says I should be jewish.

But Jewish people can't blow anything up!!!

I know! Where's the fun in that?! :'(
InsertNameHere
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3/29/2010 8:46:08 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Me:
What is your favorite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
Is that why you tell muslims not to drink alcohol? you want it all for yourself?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation. Do not presume that you know what I want.
Koopin
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3/29/2010 8:47:57 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/29/2010 8:46:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Me:
What is your favorite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
Is that why you tell muslims not to drink alcohol? you want it all for yourself?
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation. Do not presume that you know what I want.

Ha ha.
kfc
Anarcho
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3/29/2010 9:00:36 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Why did keep asking me "How do you introduce yourself"?!
InsertNameHere wrote: "If we evolved from apes then why are apes still around?

This is semi-serious btw. It's something that seems strange to me. You'd think that entire species would cease to exist if other ones evolved from them."

Anarcho wrote: *facepalm*
popculturepooka
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3/29/2010 10:14:55 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/29/2010 8:11:18 PM, PoeJoe wrote:

Well, if we presuppose that God is infinite, and that He gets to define what is objectively good and moral, then His definitions of what qualifies as good and moral* are entirely arbitrary and random, because there was nothing before Him to base these morals , nor is there anything at all to base anything.

This of course ignores the fact that, as humans, we can't even to begin to understand God if He exists, in which case, why even bother? In contrast, we do have something to base our morals off of: society and what we know about the observable world. So, what's the purpose of God?


Terrible argument. I'm just letting you know.

I asked IGod why my hair was so awesome and he replied "Why do I exist?"

lol
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BLACK LIVES MATTER!
InsertNameHere
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3/29/2010 10:34:53 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Me:
Do you actually exist?
God:
In actual fact, I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
Ok, then why don't you show yourself?
God:
I am only a robot. What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online. OK.
Me:
So you mean God doesn't have a life?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Zetsubou
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3/30/2010 2:53:39 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I <3 that site.

Me:
Hey God!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
John
God:
It's good to meet you, John.
Me:
Are you really God
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
srsly?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
Oh...
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...you can't be god...
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
so.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Don't get rude
God:
I am not trying to get rude.
Me:
ok...
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Do you like have a wife?
God:
I like science fiction. I like wine and bread.
Me:
ok...
God:
Mmm.
Me:
What do you like
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
I got to go now...
God:
Oh. Until next time.
'sup DDO -- july 2013
Zetsubou
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3/30/2010 2:56:35 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
|This is what my friend put:

Me:
How big is your dick

God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Me:
That's tiny

God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
'sup DDO -- july 2013
MikeLoviN
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3/31/2010 3:11:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Me:
moving on... Who is your favourite porn star? Answer honestly.
God:
Where are you going? Mel Gibson. What was the question ?

You heard it here first. God is gay... and has a thing for alcoholic Anti-Semites
InsertNameHere
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3/31/2010 6:23:03 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 3/31/2010 3:11:58 PM, MikeLoviN wrote:
Me:
moving on... Who is your favourite porn star? Answer honestly.
God:
Where are you going? Mel Gibson. What was the question ?

You heard it here first. God is gay... and has a thing for alcoholic Anti-Semites

Yet God said I should be jewish. Oh the irony... xD lol