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Adam_Godzilla
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6/4/2015 6:50:56 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Once upon a day, Lord Chickadee was sitting alone on his couch feeling lonely. Mod was talking to him, asking how his day was and what not. Mod was telling Chickadee to go pray to him or go make someone pray. Chickadee, feeling frustrated that Mod was being bossy, told Mod to go fvck himself.

Mod became angry, so he decided to plot against Chickadee. One day, he created a wolf -lion creature that had the a$s of a wolf and the paws of a lion. An entirely useless abomination. Mod was so pleased, he gave himself a pat on the back. How? Because he's mod, obviously.

So this creature met with Chickadee while he was running errands for Mod, going door to door and scamming the sht out of people. The creature stopped Chickadee while he was still disguised as a tax collecter. The creature made Chickadee curse Mod's name in vain at how hideous it was. Chickadee felt sorry for the abomination and took it as a pet to keep him company at home. What he didn't know was that the creature was possessed by none other than Mod...

At home, Chickadee offered the creature some KFC to eat. It was oily and nasty as fvck. But the creature chewed on it happily.

Later Chickadee went to pray to Mod. He knelt down and lifted the middle finger and told Mod what a piece of sht he was. Then he did his daily verses.

When Chickadee came back out to check up on the creature, he found the creature lying on the ground, dead, with KFC spilt on the floor. Chickadee cried for hours and cursed Mod, calling him a fresh cvnt. Eventually Chickadee calmed down and apologised. Then he prayed to Mod properly. The wolf-lion came back to life.

Chickadee learned his lesson. He learned what Mod was trying to tell him from the very start.

Stay the fvck away from KFC.

From then on, Chickadee travelled the world with his pet wolf-lion, giving heart attacks to the elderly and making babies cry. He showed people the beauty of Mod's creations. Many were puzzled at Chickadee's random burst of swearing and hatred towards Mod but understood this as a complex father-son psychological relationship. Scientists have studied this, reading the Holy book of Mod, whilst sitting on toilets, to no avail.

It is clear, however, that Mod and Chickadee loved each other and that this lion-wolf, later named 'KFC', was the intermediary between Holy Mod and Lord Chickadee. The lion-wolf later went on to influence popular culture such as Game of Thrones where (spoiler) house Lannister and Stark will eventually join forces with each other.
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Lee001
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6/4/2015 12:32:51 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/4/2015 6:50:56 AM, Adam_Godzilla wrote:
Once upon a day, Lord Chickadee was sitting alone on his couch feeling lonely. Mod was talking to him, asking how his day was and what not. Mod was telling Chickadee to go pray to him or go make someone pray. Chickadee, feeling frustrated that Mod was being bossy, told Mod to go fvck himself.

Mod became angry, so he decided to plot against Chickadee. One day, he created a wolf -lion creature that had the a$s of a wolf and the paws of a lion. An entirely useless abomination. Mod was so pleased, he gave himself a pat on the back. How? Because he's mod, obviously.

So this creature met with Chickadee while he was running errands for Mod, going door to door and scamming the sht out of people. The creature stopped Chickadee while he was still disguised as a tax collecter. The creature made Chickadee curse Mod's name in vain at how hideous it was. Chickadee felt sorry for the abomination and took it as a pet to keep him company at home. What he didn't know was that the creature was possessed by none other than Mod...

At home, Chickadee offered the creature some KFC to eat. It was oily and nasty as fvck. But the creature chewed on it happily.

Later Chickadee went to pray to Mod. He knelt down and lifted the middle finger and told Mod what a piece of sht he was. Then he did his daily verses.

When Chickadee came back out to check up on the creature, he found the creature lying on the ground, dead, with KFC spilt on the floor. Chickadee cried for hours and cursed Mod, calling him a fresh cvnt. Eventually Chickadee calmed down and apologised. Then he prayed to Mod properly. The wolf-lion came back to life.

Chickadee learned his lesson. He learned what Mod was trying to tell him from the very start.

Stay the fvck away from KFC.

From then on, Chickadee travelled the world with his pet wolf-lion, giving heart attacks to the elderly and making babies cry. He showed people the beauty of Mod's creations. Many were puzzled at Chickadee's random burst of swearing and hatred towards Mod but understood this as a complex father-son psychological relationship. Scientists have studied this, reading the Holy book of Mod, whilst sitting on toilets, to no avail.

It is clear, however, that Mod and Chickadee loved each other and that this lion-wolf, later named 'KFC', was the intermediary between Holy Mod and Lord Chickadee. The lion-wolf later went on to influence popular culture such as Game of Thrones where (spoiler) house Lannister and Stark will eventually join forces with each other.

LOL. Good job!!! :)
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