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brian_eggleston
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9/15/2010 8:02:36 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
George Michael, who was one half of the 80's pop group "Wham!" and who was every teenage girl's dream man until the group split up and he announced that he had completely ripped them because he was actually gay all along, was yesterday sent to prison for eight weeks.

http://www.cnn.com...

He wasn't incarcerated for sodomy (homosexuality is no longer illegal in Britain) or for jewing millions of gullible little girls out of their pocket money – no, George Michael (real name Georgios Kysscockios Pantsdownforyoutou) was repeatedly crashing his car while high on illicit drugs.

Of course, it's not the first time George Michael has been in trouble with the law: his favourite hobby is hanging out (yes, literally) in public toilets and he has been arrested in gentlemen's restrooms everywhere from Los Angeles to Hamstead Heath.

http://news.bbc.co.uk...
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk...

But a jail sentence is more like a free vacation than a punishment for George Michael - he probably dreams about being locked up with hundreds of sexually frustrated men.

And given that the George Michael was caught s-cking -ff a tramp in his local park, he must be looking forward to having gay sex with common criminals – they will be much posher than what he's used to!
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9/15/2010 8:06:53 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/15/2010 8:02:36 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
But a jail sentence is more like a free vacation than a punishment for George Michael - he probably dreams about being locked up with hundreds of sexually frustrated men.

And given that the George Michael was caught s-cking -ff a tramp in his local park, he must be looking forward to having gay sex with common criminals – they will be much posher than what he's used to!

Exactly :)
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brian_eggleston
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9/16/2010 4:24:14 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I'd like to see George Michael rot in jail: his duplicitous deceptions cost me many a shag when I was younger. This is the type of conversation I often had at school:

Teenage Me: Why do you like "Wham!" so much? Their records are a load of old rubbish!

Teenage Girl: I fancy George Michael.

Teenage Me: What? George Michael? But he's a poof!

Teenage Girl: No he's not, you're just jealous.

Teenage Me: You don't think he's gay? Have you seen the Club Tropicana video?

Teenage Girl: Look, he's not gay, alright?

Teenage Me: Alright, whatever. Anyway, fancy a bunk up?

Teenage Girl: No! I'm saving myself for George.

Teenage Me: Jesus Christ on a fvcking bike!
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9/16/2010 4:33:02 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 9/16/2010 4:24:14 AM, brian_eggleston wrote:
I'd like to see George Michael rot in jail: his duplicitous deceptions cost me many a shag when I was younger. This is the type of conversation I often had at school:

Teenage Me: Why do you like "Wham!" so much? Their records are a load of old rubbish!

Teenage Girl: I fancy George Michael.

Teenage Me: What? George Michael? But he's a poof!

Teenage Girl: No he's not, you're just jealous.

Teenage Me: You don't think he's gay? Have you seen the Club Tropicana video?

Teenage Girl: Look, he's not gay, alright?

Teenage Me: Alright, whatever. Anyway, fancy a bunk up?

Teenage Girl: No! I'm saving myself for George.

Teenage Me: Jesus Christ on a fvcking bike!



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