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FAN FIC Everything Falls Apart Ep.4

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12/28/2015 1:00:33 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
Last episode"

"Wait...what happened with DDO?"

"You haven"t heard yet?" Hannah asked, bewildered.

No, please tell me. I need to know." YYW pleaded.

"Oh my God. Here, come with me."

With that, Hannah hopped into the car, and floored it, balls to the wall.

After they had been driving for a few minutes YYW asked, "I still haven"t heard what happened to DDO, is everything ok?"

"Haha, everything is definitely NOT ok. This is what happened""

But before she could finish , a dozen Neo-nazis parachuted into the rode right in front of them.

"Halt! DDO douchebags!"

"This might get interesting" Hannah said, smiling satanically, "YYW, hold the wheel."

Bewildered, YYW lunged at the wheel, managing to get a hold of it as Hannah climbed out the window and stood on the top of the car.

Hannah yelled, "DDO" akbar!" and fired the rocket launcher into the assembled crowd of Nazis.

They were blown a million different directions as the Mustang drove in slow-motion through the plume of fire and gore.

Yet, standing valiantly in front of them was a 40 foot high war elephant!

"What the--" YYW said to himself in awe as the gigantic elephant interrupted him with its mighty roar.

"Let"s take this baby down" Hannah yelled as she did a double front off the car, landing a few meters in front of war elephant.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Hannah helded back at the elephant, at nearly the same volume.

"Hannah! What the hell do you think you"re doing!" YYW yelled at her, bewildered at her audacity.

Turning her head, "Don"t worry, I know how to get into places I don"t belong," winking at him.

But as she was saying that the elephant swung it"s trunk across the ground, right where Hannah was standing. As it started its arc, Hannah did a swan dive directly into it"s nose.

She had timed it perfectly, and within seconds, she had wiggled her way halfway up.

The elephant, obviously discomforted by the fact that a woman was crawling into it"s body started shaking violently, screaming, stomping, twirling in circles. After a few minutes, Hannah somersaulted out of the elephant"s butthole.

"Start the car, NOW!" she hollered at the top of her lungs.

YYW, startled, dropped his Big Sexy Hair hairspray, hopped into the front seat and slammed on the gas pedal, pulling the stick-shift violently into reverse.

Hannah did a perfect front-flip onto the roof of the car, pulling out a mobile-nuke-launch-pad from her pocket.

"WTF!!" YYW screamed, "don"t press the red button!"

Hannah pressed the red button, and the elephant"s body was replaced by a bright flash of light, and a plume of smoke, followed by a gust of fire.

Climbing back in the car, Hannah took over the wheel. "We"ve gotta get out the hell of he--"

There was the sound of shattered glass as the car suddenly swerved violently to the right, towards a cliff.

YYW spotted the bullet wound in Hannah"s chest, she had passed out, probably from the pain. Looking through the bullet-hole in the car window, YYW spotted the sniper on the mountain top.

Suddenly, everything went weightless. They had begun their two mile descent into a pool of lava. YYW opened the car door, pulled Hannah and himself out, reached for his pistol, and did a 360 no-scope shot at the sniper with his Colt 45 Revolver. A fountain of red erupted from the sniper"s head. YYW then grabbed Hannah"s hand and deployed his parachute.

The DDO logo on the parachute gleamed brightly in the afternoon sun. The view was beautiful, there shadow traveled along the cloud-line. It seemed that Hannah realized they were flying and woke up.

"Isn"t it beautiful?" YYW said, dreamily.

"I"m fvcing afraid of heights! Lemme down! I"m dying!"

Descending softly back on the highway, YYW unclipped the parachute hurriedly, letting it fly back into the sky.

"The b1tch shot me right in the boob, fvck." Hannah muttered angrily, gasping for air, "I never thought I would die like this, fvcking sniped."

"Oh God, you"re gonna be ok. We"ll get you to a hospital, you"re gonna make it. We"ll just patch it up."

YYW then took off his shirt, sucking in his stomach and flexing his abs.

"Why couldn"t you just rip the sleeve off or somet--"

"Silence," YYW interrupted, "you must conserve your strength." said, short of breath.

"Are you ok? You seem constipated or something"" Hannah asked, seeing YYW holding his breath.

"Shhhh, don"t talk." YYW gasped.

"YYW, you have to know what happened to DDO"" Hannah rasped weakly.

"Yes? What happened? Tell me!" YYW demanded.

"They--they"" Hannah then inhaled very dramatically and let out a very long last breath, dead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" YYW yelled, tilting his head up into the sky.

After a moment of silence, he got up and jumped off the cliff, leaving his shirt behind, catching his parachute in mid-air like a gymnast, steering his way into the mountains.

"Hannah must have been going this way because she knew it was safe," YYW muttered to himself.

After landing and traveling a few miles, he heard someone whisper something.

"YYW!"

YYW turned towards the source of the sound. It was a bush, and there seemed to be someone hiding behind it.

"YYW!"

"Yes? Who is it?" YYW replied cautiously.

Suddenly a little girl ran out from the bush, and gave him a big hug.

"It"s me silly, it"s ANNIE." she said as she pinched his cheeks together, "I"m so glad you survived what happened to DDO, do you know anyone else that"s alive too?"

"Well, I"ve already met Harder and Hannah." YYW said slowly.

"AWESOME!!! Where are they! I want to see them!" Annie said excitedly running around looking for them.

"Uh, Annie," YYW said, scratching his head and awkwardly looking around.

"Yes?"

"They both died."

She stopped in her tracks, "Oh, I see. Well," she continued, "I"ve just been hiding in the mountains where it's safe, waiting for other people to come as well. Only Solon has arrived so far, strange since this was the designated place to meet if everything falls apart""

"Where"s Solon at?" YYW asked curiously.

"Oh, he would absolutely love to see you! He"s at camp, follow me!"

And with that, Annie ran off. YYW tried to keep up with her, following her strange path, and stopping for her every once in awhile when she turned around to pinch his cheeks.

After about 10 minutes, they came across a brightly colored camp, all the tents, the firewood, the backpacks, the food, was colored pink and had cute dinosaurs painted all over, but there was no Solon.

"Solon? Solon? SOLON!" Annie wandered around yelling, becoming increasingly worried.

"Umm, Annie. Is this supposed to be here?" YYW asked, pointing to a puddle of blood.

Find out what happens next in Ep.5!
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12/28/2015 1:10:34 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
lol excellent

I feel like the war elephant is the perfect metaphor for the toxic sh1tstorm that has befallen the site lately
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Hayd
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12/28/2015 1:25:02 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 1:10:34 AM, YYW wrote:
lol excellent

I feel like the war elephant is the perfect metaphor for the toxic sh1tstorm that has befallen the site lately

It was. Good job spotting those double-meanings, the symbolism
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12/28/2015 1:34:31 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 1:25:02 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:10:34 AM, YYW wrote:
lol excellent

I feel like the war elephant is the perfect metaphor for the toxic sh1tstorm that has befallen the site lately

It was. Good job spotting those double-meanings, the symbolism

COuld you link me to the first 3 episodes. Plus, I think you have a man crush on YYW
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12/28/2015 1:35:02 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 1:33:57 AM, Forever23 wrote:
It's fvcking great! How do I join fan fiction? WTF, I never knew DDO had this.

You don't join. You just write it. Its not really an organized thing...
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12/28/2015 1:36:12 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 1:34:31 AM, ButterCatX wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:25:02 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:10:34 AM, YYW wrote:
lol excellent

I feel like the war elephant is the perfect metaphor for the toxic sh1tstorm that has befallen the site lately

It was. Good job spotting those double-meanings, the symbolism

COuld you link me to the first 3 episodes. Plus, I think you have a man crush on YYW

Lol, if you think that now you should read the next episodes haha.

they are all in this thread
http://www.debate.org...
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12/28/2015 1:52:08 AM
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LOL, DDO terrorists. Where do you get your material?
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12/28/2015 1:54:14 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 1:52:08 AM, lannan13 wrote:
LOL, DDO terrorists. Where do you get your material?

Lol, what do you mean? I write my own stuff.
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12/28/2015 1:55:11 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 1:54:14 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:52:08 AM, lannan13 wrote:
LOL, DDO terrorists. Where do you get your material?

Lol, what do you mean? I write my own stuff.

Fair enough.
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12/28/2015 3:01:26 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 1:55:11 AM, lannan13 wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:54:14 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:52:08 AM, lannan13 wrote:
LOL, DDO terrorists. Where do you get your material?

Lol, what do you mean? I write my own stuff.

Fair enough.

Thanks :)
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12/28/2015 3:06:03 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 3:01:26 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:55:11 AM, lannan13 wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:54:14 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:52:08 AM, lannan13 wrote:
LOL, DDO terrorists. Where do you get your material?

Lol, what do you mean? I write my own stuff.

Fair enough.

Thanks :)

Welcome
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12/28/2015 7:16:25 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
You gotta ask permission before you write a story about me on my period :P
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12/28/2015 2:14:01 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 7:16:25 AM, SolonKR wrote:
You gotta ask permission before you write a story about me on my period :P

What?!? :O
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12/28/2015 11:31:03 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
Lol, this was really good hayd. Good job :)
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12/28/2015 11:57:14 PM
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what...the...hell...is this?
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12/31/2015 7:46:36 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 11:57:14 PM, cybertron1998 wrote:
what...the...hell...is this?

Deliverance from the almighty and flavorful God
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12/31/2015 8:16:17 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/28/2015 1:10:34 AM, YYW wrote:
lol excellent

I feel like the war elephant is the perfect metaphor for the toxic sh1tstorm that has befallen the site lately

I'd like for you to read the next episode in a hangout, so I can here what you think about it lol
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12/31/2015 8:37:04 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/31/2015 8:16:17 PM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:10:34 AM, YYW wrote:
lol excellent

I feel like the war elephant is the perfect metaphor for the toxic sh1tstorm that has befallen the site lately

I'd like for you to read the next episode in a hangout, so I can here what you think about it lol

Right on I'll probably join tonight
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12/31/2015 8:46:53 PM
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This story goes to prove that YYW and I would make a perfect team. <3
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1/1/2016 1:28:40 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/31/2015 8:37:04 PM, YYW wrote:
At 12/31/2015 8:16:17 PM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/28/2015 1:10:34 AM, YYW wrote:
lol excellent

I feel like the war elephant is the perfect metaphor for the toxic sh1tstorm that has befallen the site lately

I'd like for you to read the next episode in a hangout, so I can here what you think about it lol

Right on I'll probably join tonight

Ok, I probably won't since I'm seeing Star Wars, but Maybe later, at like 11 or 12
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1/1/2016 1:29:45 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/31/2015 8:46:53 PM, Rosalie wrote:
This story goes to prove that YYW and I would make a perfect team. <3

Well, YYW doesn't do much but sit there and watch you be badass, and you end up dying. I wouldn't call it good, or a team......
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1/1/2016 1:53:49 AM
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At 1/1/2016 1:29:45 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/31/2015 8:46:53 PM, Rosalie wrote:
This story goes to prove that YYW and I would make a perfect team. <3

Well, YYW doesn't do much but sit there and watch you be badass, and you end up dying. I wouldn't call it good, or a team......

lol
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1/1/2016 1:57:13 AM
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At 1/1/2016 1:53:49 AM, YYW wrote:
At 1/1/2016 1:29:45 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 12/31/2015 8:46:53 PM, Rosalie wrote:
This story goes to prove that YYW and I would make a perfect team. <3

Well, YYW doesn't do much but sit there and watch you be badass, and you end up dying. I wouldn't call it good, or a team......

lol

I'm pretty sure that's how it would actually play out... :p
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