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SolonKR
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3/16/2016 4:57:25 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
We're bringing fan-fiction back, and making it sexy. Everyone has one post's worth of space (8000 characters) to make a story about the following prompt. Then, your supreme leader (by which I either mean a yet-to-be-determined panel of judges, or me) will choose the best, who will earn eternal fame, glory, and an all-expense paid trip to take a tour of the religion forum.

Your prompt is "All the US presidential candidates have joined DDO."
You may either post it here, or PM me it and I'll post it for you (just remember to keep within 8000 characters).
Go!
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
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3/16/2016 6:06:55 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
gimme 2 hours and ill write the sh** outta this
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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3/16/2016 7:10:13 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
The candidates play mafia

OBAMA: "Alright the theme for this game is Harry Potter"
CLINTON: "What a great idea! Ive always loved everything you do and say and think of!"
TRUMP: "Im so tired of LOSERS always picking the theme here... I cant wait til I get to start making the mafia games around here"
CRUZ: "I believe the next mafia game should be about Jesus"
SANDERS: "I am also a fan of Jesus because he believed in free healthcare and helping the poor"
CLINTON: *under her breath* "This f*cker again....."
TRUMP: "Why would we let a JEW play JESUS? Jesus CHRIST was a CHRISTIAN, not a JEW"
RUBIO: "Omg"
JEB: "Lol!"
HILLARY: "Did he really just say that?"
OBAMA: "Someone show that to Imabench for the Weekly Stupid"
IMABENCH: "Dont worry I got it"
CLINTON: "Ive always been a fan of the weekly stupid"
SANDERS: *Shows evidence of her criticizing the Weekly Stupid*
CLINTON: "That was a mistake I've made that I have learned from and regret. The past is in the past though, and you must let it go"
IMABENCH: "You got my vote"

OBAMA: "Alright, Day Phase 1 has begun"
TRUMP: "VTL Obama"
HILLARY: "Obama isnt playing the game he's just modding"
TRUMP: "I know I just still wanna lynch him"
SANDERS: "Because he's black?"
CRUZ: "No because he's a muslim, idiot"
TRUMP: "We need to stop Muslims from modding mafia games, theyre dangerous and if I were modding games, I wouldnt even let Muslims be in my mafia games
KASICH: "Golly gee willickers Trump, dontcha think thats a bit harsh?"
JEB: "Who invited Kasich? He's a complete noob!"
RUBIO: "Dont worry he probably wont last as long as you or me"
SANDERS: "VTL the 1% for role claim in the collapse of our economy in 2008"
TRUMP: "VTL Sanders for being a socialist"
OBAMA: "You can only vote to lynch one person at a time"
TRUMP: "When I'm modding a mafia game, Ill let people vote to lynch as many times as they want"
CARSON: "Sorry I slept in, what I miss?"
JEB: "VTL TRUMP for role claim"
TRUMP: "Figures"
JEB: "You're conduct is atrocious and you shouldnt even be in this game"
TRUMP: "Ive been whipping your a** in mafia games for the past few weeks, youre a clown Jeb"
KASICH: "I think we need to think about this rationally and try to work things out so that we dont do something we regret"
CRUZ: "VTL Kasich"
TRUMP: "VTL Kasich"
CARSON: "Id like to role claim as doctor"
CLINTON: "You say that in EVERY game"

OBAMA: "Day Phase 1 ends in 5 minutes"
TRUMP: "Typical government overreach telling us what to do and making this mod game terrible. No wonder whey the Chinese mod games are better than ours"
SANDERS: "Because if anyone has internet freedom, its definitely China. /sarcasm"
CLINTON: "What a funny and witty comeback, I think I will adopt the same remark for myself"
KASICH: "So who are we going to VTL?"
RUBIO: "Carson has role claimed doctor and no one else has said anything"
JEB: "VTL Trump"
TRUMP: "VTL Jeb"
CLINTON: "VTL Trump"
SANDERS: "VTL Trump"
RUBIO: "VTL Trump"
KASICH: "VTL Trump"
OBAMA: "TRUMP has been lynched. He was the Godfather who wins with the mafia. Submit your actions for NP1"

================================================================

OBAMA: "NP1 has ended, Jeb has been killed. He was third party."
JEB: "Wtf who lynched me???"
RUBIO: *snickers*
KASICH: "Alright does anyone have any investigations to report?"
SANDERS: "I investigated Hillary last turn and I found out that she has been taking money from Wall Street"
CRUZ: "Lucky...."
RUBIO: "Nice...."
KASICH: "Can I have some?"
HILLARY: "The reason banks like me is because 9/11"
TRUMP: "George Bush allowed 9/11 to happen"
OBAMA: "Trump you are no longer in the game"
KASICH: "Carson who did you protect last night?"
CARSON: "Ive helped a lot of people as a doctor because its my job to. I have very gifted hands"
CLINTON: "VTL Sanders"
SANDERS: "Why?"
CLINTON: "SOIALISM!"
CRUZ: "Well thats all I need to hear"
RUBIO: "Same. VTL Sanders"
CRUZ: "VTL Sanders"
OBAMA: "Sanders has been lynched. He was the cop. He wins with the town. NP2 begins now"

================================================================

OBAMA: "NP2 has ended. RUBIO has been killed. He was a goon who wins with the mafia"
KASICH: "wtf how did Rubio die?"
CRUZ: "He tried to visit me last night and I am a Paranoid Gun Owner"
CLINTON: "You mean a normal republican?"
SANDERS: *High-fives Clinton*
CARSON: "Why not claim that before?"
CRUZ: "Its nobodies business what I do with my guns thats why"
CLINTON: "That means there's one mafia left"
KASICH: "If we lynch Hillary and she's not mafia than the person who is mafia will lynch someone else and then its game over. So we have to think carefully about this"
HILLARY: "VTL Cruz"
KASICH: "Whats your reasoning?"
HILLARY: "Anyone who doesnt immediately role-claim PGO is usually scum"
CRUZ: "You're scum"
KASICH: "Why isnt Carson posting anything?"
CRUZ: "He's napping"
OBAMA: "DAY Phase 3 ends in 2 minutes. If Carson doesnt sign on it takes 2 to lynch"
CRUZ: "VTL Hillary"
HILLARY: "VTL Cruz"
KASICH: "VTL Cruz"
CRUZ: "WTF WHY???"
KASICH: "She has a point that people who dont immediately claim PGO are usually lying and are scum"
OBAMA: "Cruz has been lynched. He is a PGO. He wins with the town"

================================================================

OBAMA: "NP3 has ended. Kasich has died. He was miller who wins with the town. Carson also has died because he has withdrawn from the game. Mafia wins.
HILLARY: "Yes!"
KASICH: "You were mafia the entire time?"
HILLARY: "You cant stop me ;)"
KASICH: "But I tried to night-kill you!"
CARSON: "I protected her last night"
KASICH: "Why would you do that???"
CLINTON: "He's a noob"
TRUMP: "You all are incompetent. When I make mafia games, this wont happen under my watch!"
SANDERS: "I believe that everyone should have the right to make a mafia game. Modding is a human right"
CLINTON: "I'll pay you to please stop talking"
CRUZ: "I think the real person to blame for this is Obama for doing such a poor job of moderating this game"
RUBIO: "Yes I agree. I agree to anything that helps better my position among conservatives"
OBAMA: "Lol, dont blame me for your own incompetence"
SANDERS: "The breakdown in modding of mafia games is why we need a revolution so that mafia players have more control in how mafia games are modded, rather than being rigged in favor of those who know how to game the system!"
TRUMP: "What dumba** actually believes anything this guy says^?"
IMABENCH: "Sadly there's a lot of people >.>"
CHAFEE: "Why dont you guys ever let me play Mafia games?"
FIORINA: "Get in lien with the rest of us"
RAND PAUL: "I JUST WANNA BE RELEVENT"
TRUMP: "Everyone is a loser except for me. Trump2016"
CRUZ: "I am the only person who has ever beaten Trump in other mafia games"
CLINTON: "Me and Sanders still thrash him in head-to-head mafia showdowns"
SANDERS: "He must be feeling the burn"
KASICH: "The only time Trump ever feels the burn is when he sits down to take a piss"
CRUZ: "OOOHHHHHHHH"
RUBIO: "LOLOLOLOL"
CLINTON: "KASICH WITH THE SMACKDOWN HOLY CRAP"
OBAMA: "Just for that, Im nominating you to be a vote moderator for the site"
KASICH: "F*ckin sweet ;D"
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
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3/16/2016 7:35:40 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/16/2016 7:10:13 PM, imabench wrote:
The candidates play mafia

OBAMA: "Alright the theme for this game is Harry Potter"
CLINTON: "What a great idea! Ive always loved everything you do and say and think of!"
TRUMP: "Im so tired of LOSERS always picking the theme here... I cant wait til I get to start making the mafia games around here"
CRUZ: "I believe the next mafia game should be about Jesus"
SANDERS: "I am also a fan of Jesus because he believed in free healthcare and helping the poor"
CLINTON: *under her breath* "This f*cker again....."
TRUMP: "Why would we let a JEW play JESUS? Jesus CHRIST was a CHRISTIAN, not a JEW"
RUBIO: "Omg"
JEB: "Lol!"
HILLARY: "Did he really just say that?"
OBAMA: "Someone show that to Imabench for the Weekly Stupid"
IMABENCH: "Dont worry I got it"
CLINTON: "Ive always been a fan of the weekly stupid"
SANDERS: *Shows evidence of her criticizing the Weekly Stupid*
CLINTON: "That was a mistake I've made that I have learned from and regret. The past is in the past though, and you must let it go"
IMABENCH: "You got my vote"

OBAMA: "Alright, Day Phase 1 has begun"
TRUMP: "VTL Obama"
HILLARY: "Obama isnt playing the game he's just modding"
TRUMP: "I know I just still wanna lynch him"
SANDERS: "Because he's black?"
CRUZ: "No because he's a muslim, idiot"
TRUMP: "We need to stop Muslims from modding mafia games, theyre dangerous and if I were modding games, I wouldnt even let Muslims be in my mafia games
KASICH: "Golly gee willickers Trump, dontcha think thats a bit harsh?"
JEB: "Who invited Kasich? He's a complete noob!"
RUBIO: "Dont worry he probably wont last as long as you or me"
SANDERS: "VTL the 1% for role claim in the collapse of our economy in 2008"
TRUMP: "VTL Sanders for being a socialist"
OBAMA: "You can only vote to lynch one person at a time"
TRUMP: "When I'm modding a mafia game, Ill let people vote to lynch as many times as they want"
CARSON: "Sorry I slept in, what I miss?"
JEB: "VTL TRUMP for role claim"
TRUMP: "Figures"
JEB: "You're conduct is atrocious and you shouldnt even be in this game"
TRUMP: "Ive been whipping your a** in mafia games for the past few weeks, youre a clown Jeb"
KASICH: "I think we need to think about this rationally and try to work things out so that we dont do something we regret"
CRUZ: "VTL Kasich"
TRUMP: "VTL Kasich"
CARSON: "Id like to role claim as doctor"
CLINTON: "You say that in EVERY game"

OBAMA: "Day Phase 1 ends in 5 minutes"
TRUMP: "Typical government overreach telling us what to do and making this mod game terrible. No wonder whey the Chinese mod games are better than ours"
SANDERS: "Because if anyone has internet freedom, its definitely China. /sarcasm"
CLINTON: "What a funny and witty comeback, I think I will adopt the same remark for myself"
KASICH: "So who are we going to VTL?"
RUBIO: "Carson has role claimed doctor and no one else has said anything"
JEB: "VTL Trump"
TRUMP: "VTL Jeb"
CLINTON: "VTL Trump"
SANDERS: "VTL Trump"
RUBIO: "VTL Trump"
KASICH: "VTL Trump"
OBAMA: "TRUMP has been lynched. He was the Godfather who wins with the mafia. Submit your actions for NP1"

================================================================

OBAMA: "NP1 has ended, Jeb has been killed. He was third party."
JEB: "Wtf who lynched me???"
RUBIO: *snickers*
KASICH: "Alright does anyone have any investigations to report?"
SANDERS: "I investigated Hillary last turn and I found out that she has been taking money from Wall Street"
CRUZ: "Lucky...."
RUBIO: "Nice...."
KASICH: "Can I have some?"
HILLARY: "The reason banks like me is because 9/11"
TRUMP: "George Bush allowed 9/11 to happen"
OBAMA: "Trump you are no longer in the game"
KASICH: "Carson who did you protect last night?"
CARSON: "Ive helped a lot of people as a doctor because its my job to. I have very gifted hands"
CLINTON: "VTL Sanders"
SANDERS: "Why?"
CLINTON: "SOIALISM!"
CRUZ: "Well thats all I need to hear"
RUBIO: "Same. VTL Sanders"
CRUZ: "VTL Sanders"
OBAMA: "Sanders has been lynched. He was the cop. He wins with the town. NP2 begins now"

================================================================

OBAMA: "NP2 has ended. RUBIO has been killed. He was a goon who wins with the mafia"
KASICH: "wtf how did Rubio die?"
CRUZ: "He tried to visit me last night and I am a Paranoid Gun Owner"
CLINTON: "You mean a normal republican?"
SANDERS: *High-fives Clinton*
CARSON: "Why not claim that before?"
CRUZ: "Its nobodies business what I do with my guns thats why"
CLINTON: "That means there's one mafia left"
KASICH: "If we lynch Hillary and she's not mafia than the person who is mafia will lynch someone else and then its game over. So we have to think carefully about this"
HILLARY: "VTL Cruz"
KASICH: "Whats your reasoning?"
HILLARY: "Anyone who doesnt immediately role-claim PGO is usually scum"
CRUZ: "You're scum"
KASICH: "Why isnt Carson posting anything?"
CRUZ: "He's napping"
OBAMA: "DAY Phase 3 ends in 2 minutes. If Carson doesnt sign on it takes 2 to lynch"
CRUZ: "VTL Hillary"
HILLARY: "VTL Cruz"
KASICH: "VTL Cruz"
CRUZ: "WTF WHY???"
KASICH: "She has a point that people who dont immediately claim PGO are usually lying and are scum"
OBAMA: "Cruz has been lynched. He is a PGO. He wins with the town"

================================================================

OBAMA: "NP3 has ended. Kasich has died. He was miller who wins with the town. Carson also has died because he has withdrawn from the game. Mafia wins.
HILLARY: "Yes!"
KASICH: "You were mafia the entire time?"
HILLARY: "You cant stop me ;)"
KASICH: "But I tried to night-kill you!"
CARSON: "I protected her last night"
KASICH: "Why would you do that???"
CLINTON: "He's a noob"
TRUMP: "You all are incompetent. When I make mafia games, this wont happen under my watch!"
SANDERS: "I believe that everyone should have the right to make a mafia game. Modding is a human right"
CLINTON: "I'll pay you to please stop talking"
CRUZ: "I think the real person to blame for this is Obama for doing such a poor job of moderating this game"
RUBIO: "Yes I agree. I agree to anything that helps better my position among conservatives"
OBAMA: "Lol, dont blame me for your own incompetence"
SANDERS: "The breakdown in modding of mafia games is why we need a revolution so that mafia players have more control in how mafia games are modded, rather than being rigged in favor of those who know how to game the system!"
TRUMP: "What dumba** actually believes anything this guy says^?"
IMABENCH: "Sadly there's a lot of people >.>"
CHAFEE: "Why dont you guys ever let me play Mafia games?"
FIORINA: "Get in lien with the rest of us"
RAND PAUL: "I JUST WANNA BE RELEVENT"
TRUMP: "Everyone is a loser except for me. Trump2016"
CRUZ: "I am the only person who has ever beaten Trump in other mafia games"
CLINTON: "Me and Sanders still thrash him in head-to-head mafia showdowns"
SANDERS: "He must be feeling the burn"
KASICH: "The only time Trump ever feels the burn is when he sits down to take a piss"
CRUZ: "OOOHHHHHHHH"
RUBIO: "LOLOLOLOL"
CLINTON: "KASICH WITH THE SMACKDOWN HOLY CRAP"
OBAMA: "Just for that, Im nominating you to be a vote moderator for the site"
KASICH: "F*ckin sweet ;D"

lol, chaffee. Very good, it was like a 7 in the beginning but got progressively better into like the 8.7 range. I'd give it an overrall 8.8, wasn't your best, but still really good
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3/16/2016 10:12:50 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
If I actually played mafia at all I probably could have made it better :P
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

DDO: THE MOVIE = http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org...

VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
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3/16/2016 10:31:26 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/16/2016 7:10:13 PM, imabench wrote:
CARSON: "Id like to role claim as doctor"
CLINTON: "You say that in EVERY game"
Best part.
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3/17/2016 3:03:58 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/16/2016 10:12:50 PM, imabench wrote:
If I actually played mafia at all I probably could have made it better :P

Definately
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3/17/2016 3:04:23 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/16/2016 10:31:26 PM, Torton wrote:
At 3/16/2016 7:10:13 PM, imabench wrote:
CARSON: "Id like to role claim as doctor"
CLINTON: "You say that in EVERY game"
Best part.

YOu gonna do one?
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3/17/2016 3:13:07 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 3:04:23 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 3/16/2016 10:31:26 PM, Torton wrote:
At 3/16/2016 7:10:13 PM, imabench wrote:
CARSON: "Id like to role claim as doctor"
CLINTON: "You say that in EVERY game"
Best part.

YOu gonna do one?
Didn't plan to.
Hayd
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3/17/2016 3:13:43 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 3:13:07 AM, Torton wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:04:23 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 3/16/2016 10:31:26 PM, Torton wrote:
At 3/16/2016 7:10:13 PM, imabench wrote:
CARSON: "Id like to role claim as doctor"
CLINTON: "You say that in EVERY game"
Best part.

YOu gonna do one?
Didn't plan to.

You should. I'd like to see what you would write
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3/17/2016 3:27:56 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 3:13:07 AM, Torton wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:04:23 AM, Hayd wrote:
At 3/16/2016 10:31:26 PM, Torton wrote:
At 3/16/2016 7:10:13 PM, imabench wrote:
CARSON: "Id like to role claim as doctor"
CLINTON: "You say that in EVERY game"
Best part.

YOu gonna do one?
Didn't plan to.

This is also a new program, so it would be awesome if you helped get it started
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3/17/2016 3:36:41 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
The Logitech computer mouse was slick with sweat produced by my hands. The beats of Love Shack by the B-52"s pounded from the Bluetooth speaker I had gotten for Christmas. It was in the corner of my desk with the speaker pointed upward into the air. At such a happy event such as this, I would usually moving and grooving, my booty was completely, absolutely, and totally still in my office chair. The cushions, usually cushy and welcoming to my partying booty were concrete and unwelcoming. Slowly, I moved the mouse on my screen over to the pause button.

"On the door bab--" the 100% volume suddenly went silent, evoking the eery feeling of absence.

"Hayd? What happened?" Rosalie asked, confused, from the Google Hangout. It took me a second to comprehend what she had said: translate the sounds to words. All I could look at was the 3 green dots pop up, and then disappear, very quickly.

"Babe, check the Politics forum." I replied. My voice was without emotion, completely lacking any trace of humanity.

"What happened Hayd?" Solon asked. He was also confused.

"Solon, put your clothes back on. We will have to suspend the party for now."

Solon made his pecs twitch side to side, notioning that he did not want to. But after I did not chuckle, he slowly pulled on his shirt, his rippling abs disappearing behind a nerdy gamer shirt.

"Guys, Donald Trump has joined DDO."

Airmax"s mouth dropped, he quickly pulled on some shorts and rushed over to his computer. I could hear his mouse clicking frantically as he rushed to the politics forum.

"Sorry, I got to go guys," Airmax said, concerned. Rushing off to do whatever duties a mod needs to do.

I pulled up CNN. The front page was covered by Trump talking to the press. Turning my volume back up, I clicked play.

"I was Googling my name and I came across a site in the midst of a great debate. Who is Debate.org"s Donald Trump? Knowing that no one could rightfully be me...but me, I decided to join. I look forward to discussing stuff with these people, and telling people they are wrong when they are wrong. Now I"m going to go post stuff."

My hand was shaking. The mouse popped in and out of the video. The option box on the bottom appearing, then disappearing. Faster. Faster. Suddenly, mouse crashed against the wall of the room, shattering into plastic shards.

"Not DDO!" I yelled.

Grabbing my old plug-in mouse, I refreshed the CNN page, and passed out. The last thing I remembered was the headline, "Ted Cruz Also Announces Debate.org Membership".

I awoke a few hours later to the buzzing of my phone. Reaching blindly across the ground, like a metal detector scanning the beach, I eventually hit my phone and picked it up. Rosalie was texting me.

"Quick! We need all the help we can get! They"ve already taken the Religion forum, and we"re abandoning Science, Society, Sports, and Tech!"

I was withdrawn from reality. Everything had lost meaning. Shapes and boundaries blurred into each other. I was everywhere and nowhere at the same time, omnipresent yet nonexistent. I could not remember where I was born, or where I was. I was a rock thrown into a pond. I was the beer sipped at the pub late at night. I was the pillow you finally rested your head on, never to wake again. I was the deactivate account button in the settings page.

Coming out of this state was slow. But when I had finally came to, the politics forum was hot with activity.

"Run" YYW yelled from the latest thread, others were fleeing to the Philosophy forum. Thett, harder, imabench, tajshar, Vox all ran past him, chasing their lives.

"I"ll hold them off!" YYW yelled over the fray.

YYW was frantically arguing with Trump over who had a bigger penis, whilst at the same time giving Chaffee a shoulder to cry on over his father"s death, giving Marco Rubio advice on how to shave, and trolling the sh!t of Kasich. It was valiant. It was heroic. It was selfless.

"It was HUGE" Trump croaks, his onion ring lips rasping out the words, coming back together in a sticky circle, much resembling a wrinkled butthole.

"I didn"t know what I was doing," Chafee whimpered into YYW"s shoulder, his snot rubbing onto YYW"s shirt. Much like that Naked Gun scene if anyone remembers it.

"You"re the establishment"s b1tch" YYW yelled accusingly at Rubio

"Well, Clinton has not done one thing for the middle class of America." Rubio replied sweating.

"That's the third time you"ve said that Rubio," YYW replied.

Yet, it was too much for him. Ted Cruz walked right up behind YY and stuck a knife into his back, rubbing his face grease all over YYW"s elbow as he slowly slid to the ground. The candidates crowded around the dead body, Bernie was running across the airport to get there. And Hillary Clinton was emailing her family.

All of the sudden there was a pop, and Kasich"s brains were blown out and across Ted Cruz"s face. Another pop and Chaffee was hit on the index finger, falling to the ground he died quickly, whimpering in pain, cowered in a ball. Another pop and Marco Rubio was down. There was another pop and Trump staggered back. Another, and he staggered back farther. Enraged, he spotted the sniper and charged only to have his leg taken out by another shot. Unable to move due to internal bleeding, he lay on the ground, rasping. Footsteps approached, and a young economics major stepped into view.

"I am the Economics messiah, and I formally declare you lynched."

And with that JMK spit a glob of saliva only an economics major could conjure, right into Trump"s mouth. Drowning in the enormity of it, JMK stepped out of view. The footsteps receded.

And that is the story of how the presidential candidates joined DDO. They popped up and disappeared, very quickly...
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3/17/2016 9:39:40 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 3:36:41 AM, Hayd wrote:
And with that JMK spit a glob of saliva only an economics major could conjure, right into Trump"s mouth. Drowning in the enormity of it, JMK stepped out of view. The footsteps receded.

7.8/10 too much water
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
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3/17/2016 9:52:35 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 9:39:40 PM, SolonKR wrote:
At 3/17/2016 3:36:41 AM, Hayd wrote:
And with that JMK spit a glob of saliva only an economics major could conjure, right into Trump"s mouth. Drowning in the enormity of it, JMK stepped out of view. The footsteps receded.

7.8/10 too much water

lol. The 7.8 on total fan fic, or just that part?
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3/19/2016 12:11:07 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
Am I still in the lead?
Kevin24018 : "He's just so mean it makes me want to ball up my fists and stamp on the ground"
Geogeer: "Nobody is dumb enough to become my protege."

7/14/16 = The Presidency Dies

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VP of DDO from Dec 14th 2014 to Jan 1st 2015
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3/19/2016 1:21:22 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 9:52:35 PM, Hayd wrote:
lol. The 7.8 on total fan fic, or just that part?

To be determined :3
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
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3/19/2016 1:22:07 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/19/2016 12:11:07 AM, imabench wrote:
Am I still in the lead?

The points so far have been as valuable as they are in Whose Line is it Anyway?
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3
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3/21/2016 9:33:29 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/16/2016 4:57:25 AM, SolonKR wrote:
We're bringing fan-fiction back, and making it sexy.
The Day DDO United Against Tyranny
Emmarie has been being watched by the shadow government for years, for her chameleon abilities that she refuses to claim. Instead she continues to stand out as an individual and encourages others to do the same. They had all but isolated her into the northern sticks, where the white working class was so busy working, drinking, fishing and repeating the cycle, when they discovered that she was engaging in meaningful dialog on DDO.

The local workers despised emmarie for telling them,
"work smarter, not harder, and why do you talk sh it about groups like BLM for using their first amendment rights to rise up against the oppressor. If yall wanted to, you could learn passive resistance, and raise your voices against the oppressor, rather than hating minorities who stand up to oppressive conditions.Why do you try try appease the oppressor and suck systematic a$$. Don't you realize that they want you to work yourself to death."

Workers ignored emmarie (a petiete woman in her 40's) and despised her for using martial arts techniques she applied to physical tasks, and produced as much as men in their 20's shoveling snow for 12 hour shifts. She pleaded for them to join her in her relaxed repetitive movements, but because they were proud to be white, they believed that they did not have rhythm enough to follow emmarie's footwork and snow throwing techniques. They also wanted the boss, should he drive by any of the 25 accounts we shovel in a day, to see them working HARD - not smiling and chanting, "throw the snow, like emmarie's crazy a$$"

Emmarie didn't dislike her co-workers, she wanted to liberate them from the oppressor and introduce them to her techniques

The shadow government wanted emmarie to go crazy from a lack of meaningful dialog. When they discovered that she was beginning to make contact with intelligent individuals on DDO, they prompted all presidential candidates about DDO being the last American frontier where people hadn't resorted to group mentality and hoped that having presidential hopefuls on the website would disrupt ordinary users from discussing things with emmarie that last American Lone Ranger http://www.urbandictionary.com... .

FaceBook and Twitter had been created to assure (through the pressures of friends and the fear of losing followers) that people stuck to their own social or political ideologies, but DDO was a place where users were united in the spirit of respect for one's debate opponent, and arguments were won because of better content, not flame wars. Now that emmarie had discovered this last frontier, they feared that she would even further unite individuals in their love of the first amendment.

They first convinced Bernie Sanders to join on account that users were spending up to 15 hours per day on the site without getting paid. The shadow government contacted Sanders through his twitter account, to hide their identity. A staffer quickly informed Bernie of the injustice of these unpaid users and he made a personal account and the first thing he did was to organize a town meeting on the DDO forum. Only SJW's showed up because other users feared if they were paid, they would be censored.

Ted Cruz was contacted while in his church, by a fellow Christian ( a shadow government spy in disguise), that DDO was a website where he could practice his debate skills against trolls, to give him leverage against Trump's antics. They told him a sure way to attract a troll, was to Challenge Max Wallace to a debate. After this experience debating Trump would be a breeze. Ted decided to leave politics forever after debating Wallace and it's said he can be found rolled up in a fetal position while his wife rubs his head and sings him lullaby's.

A shadow government spy, then contacted Trump through The Miss Universe Organization, pretending to be bluesteel, DDO's model user. Trump was so taken with her beauty that he joined the site to invite her to enter next years beauty pageant. However: after contacting the real bluesteel, he soon made a forum post about her having blood coming out of her nose, blood coming out of her whatever. When whiteflame responded to the post to defend bluesteel, Trump resorted to calling him a Jew like Bernie Sanders, why should I believe you. His sorry attempt at rhyming was responded to by Mikal challenging him to a rap battle. the stakes were that Trump would be banned forever if he lost. If Trump won, he could take over DDO and charge users by the character to post. Of course Mikal murked him and YYW could be heard screaming, NOOOOO! across the globe. Trump was tongue tied in his next debate, where Kasich finally got enough air time to show his even tempered nature could be what this country really needs..

The shadow government could not get a hold of Kasich, and trick him into joining DDO because Kasich was too busy meeting with average American's at town halls while campaigning, and reading letters from concerned constituents while in Ohio as well as spending time balancing Ohio's budget.

Hillary Clinton was the only candidate that the shadow government contacted directly, seeing as how her husband is their favorite veneer, and they don't have to trick the Clintons into conforming to their agenda. The Clinton's vacation often with the upper echelon of the shadow government, laughing at the pee ons who buy their bullsh!t.

When Hillary joined DDO, Maikuru and Lamerde grilled her about her super predator comments, and she responded by treating them like she treated Ashley Williams, asking Airmaxx1227 for a restraining order to shut them up. All users on DDO rallied around Maikuru and wife after realizing that racism does still exist and that they had only got side tracked about micro-aggressions, because no one would listen to them concerning real sh!t. Even YYW realized how many senseless hurtful comments he made over the years and they all met on the hangout and professed to never harass one another again. Hayd organized all musicians for a live jam session and it was an official DDO bash.

Emmarie sat back and smiled a dreamers smile, knowing that they realized they had more in common than not and that they could solve anything with mutual respect for one another. No one knew she was the reason the presidents made DDO profiles and she kept it that way. She joined in the festivities and danced till the sun went down and came up again. The End.
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3/21/2016 5:28:22 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/16/2016 7:10:13 PM, imabench wrote:
The candidates play mafia

OBAMA: "Alright the theme for this game is Harry Potter"
CLINTON: "What a great idea! Ive always loved everything you do and say and think of!"
TRUMP: "Im so tired of LOSERS always picking the theme here... I cant wait til I get to start making the mafia games around here"
CRUZ: "I believe the next mafia game should be about Jesus"
SANDERS: "I am also a fan of Jesus because he believed in free healthcare and helping the poor"
: CLINTON: *under her breath* "This f*cker again....."
TRUMP: "Why would we let a JEW play JESUS? Jesus CHRIST was a CHRISTIAN, not a JEW"
RUBIO: "Omg"
JEB: "Lol!"
HILLARY: "Did he really just say that?"
OBAMA: "Someone show that to Imabench for the Weekly Stupid"
IMABENCH: "Dont worry I got it"
CLINTON: "Ive always been a fan of the weekly stupid"
SANDERS: *Shows evidence of her criticizing the Weekly Stupid*
CLINTON: "That was a mistake I've made that I have learned from and regret. The past is in the past though, and you must let it go"

IMABENCH: "You got my vote"

OBAMA: "Alright, Day Phase 1 has begun"
TRUMP: "VTL Obama"
HILLARY: "Obama isnt playing the game he's just modding"
TRUMP: "I know I just still wanna lynch him"
SANDERS: "Because he's black?"
CRUZ: "No because he's a muslim, idiot"
TRUMP: "We need to stop Muslims from modding mafia games, theyre dangerous and if I were modding games, I wouldnt even let Muslims be in my mafia games
KASICH: "Golly gee willickers Trump, dontcha think thats a bit harsh?"
JEB: "Who invited Kasich? He's a complete noob!"
RUBIO: "Dont worry he probably wont last as long as you or me"
SANDERS: "VTL the 1% for role claim in the collapse of our economy in 2008"
TRUMP: "VTL Sanders for being a socialist"
OBAMA: "You can only vote to lynch one person at a time"
TRUMP: "When I'm modding a mafia game, Ill let people vote to lynch as many times as they want"
CARSON: "Sorry I slept in, what I miss?"
JEB: "VTL TRUMP for role claim"
TRUMP: "Figures"
JEB: "You're conduct is atrocious and you shouldnt even be in this game"
TRUMP: "Ive been whipping your a** in mafia games for the past few weeks, youre a clown Jeb"
KASICH: "I think we need to think about this rationally and try to work things out so that we dont do something we regret"
CRUZ: "VTL Kasich"
TRUMP: "VTL Kasich"
CARSON: "Id like to role claim as doctor"
CLINTON: "You say that in EVERY game"

OBAMA: "Day Phase 1 ends in 5 minutes"
TRUMP: "Typical government overreach telling us what to do and making this mod game terrible. No wonder whey the Chinese mod games are better than ours"
SANDERS: "Because if anyone has internet freedom, its definitely China. /sarcasm"
CLINTON: "What a funny and witty comeback, I think I will adopt the same remark for myself"
KASICH: "So who are we going to VTL?"
RUBIO: "Carson has role claimed doctor and no one else has said anything"
JEB: "VTL Trump"
TRUMP: "VTL Jeb"
CLINTON: "VTL Trump"
SANDERS: "VTL Trump"
RUBIO: "VTL Trump"
KASICH: "VTL Trump"
OBAMA: "TRUMP has been lynched. He was the Godfather who wins with the mafia. Submit your actions for NP1"

================================================================

OBAMA: "NP1 has ended, Jeb has been killed. He was third party."
JEB: "Wtf who lynched me???"
RUBIO: *snickers*
KASICH: "Alright does anyone have any investigations to report?"
SANDERS: "I investigated Hillary last turn and I found out that she has been taking money from Wall Street"
CRUZ: "Lucky...."
RUBIO: "Nice...."
KASICH: "Can I have some?"
HILLARY: "The reason banks like me is because 9/11"
TRUMP: "George Bush allowed 9/11 to happen"
OBAMA: "Trump you are no longer in the game"
KASICH: "Carson who did you protect last night?"
CARSON: "Ive helped a lot of people as a doctor because its my job to. I have very gifted hands"
CLINTON: "VTL Sanders"
SANDERS: "Why?"
CLINTON: "SOIALISM!"
CRUZ: "Well thats all I need to hear"
RUBIO: "Same. VTL Sanders"
CRUZ: "VTL Sanders"
OBAMA: "Sanders has been lynched. He was the cop. He wins with the town. NP2 begins now"

================================================================

OBAMA: "NP2 has ended. RUBIO has been killed. He was a goon who wins with the mafia"
KASICH: "wtf how did Rubio die?"
CRUZ: "He tried to visit me last night and I am a Paranoid Gun Owner"
CLINTON: "You mean a normal republican?"
SANDERS: *High-fives Clinton*
CARSON: "Why not claim that before?"
CRUZ: "Its nobodies business what I do with my guns thats why"
CLINTON: "That means there's one mafia left"
KASICH: "If we lynch Hillary and she's not mafia than the person who is mafia will lynch someone else and then its game over. So we have to think carefully about this"
HILLARY: "VTL Cruz"
KASICH: "Whats your reasoning?"
HILLARY: "Anyone who doesnt immediately role-claim PGO is usually scum"
CRUZ: "You're scum"
KASICH: "Why isnt Carson posting anything?"
CRUZ: "He's napping"
OBAMA: "DAY Phase 3 ends in 2 minutes. If Carson doesnt sign on it takes 2 to lynch"
CRUZ: "VTL Hillary"
HILLARY: "VTL Cruz"
KASICH: "VTL Cruz"
CRUZ: "WTF WHY???"
KASICH: "She has a point that people who dont immediately claim PGO are usually lying and are scum"
OBAMA: "Cruz has been lynched. He is a PGO. He wins with the town"

================================================================

OBAMA: "NP3 has ended. Kasich has died. He was miller who wins with the town. Carson also has died because he has withdrawn from the game. Mafia wins.
HILLARY: "Yes!"
KASICH: "You were mafia the entire time?"
HILLARY: "You cant stop me ;)"
KASICH: "But I tried to night-kill you!"
CARSON: "I protected her last night"
KASICH: "Why would you do that???"
CLINTON: "He's a noob"
TRUMP: "You all are incompetent. When I make mafia games, this wont happen under my watch!"
SANDERS: "I believe that everyone should have the right to make a mafia game. Modding is a human right"
CLINTON: "I'll pay you to please stop talking"
CRUZ: "I think the real person to blame for this is Obama for doing such a poor job of moderating this game"
RUBIO: "Yes I agree. I agree to anything that helps better my position among conservatives"
OBAMA: "Lol, dont blame me for your own incompetence"
SANDERS: "The breakdown in modding of mafia games is why we need a revolution so that mafia players have more control in how mafia games are modded, rather than being rigged in favor of those who know how to game the system!"
TRUMP: "What dumba** actually believes anything this guy says^?"
IMABENCH: "Sadly there's a lot of people >.>"
CHAFEE: "Why dont you guys ever let me play Mafia games?"
FIORINA: "Get in lien with the rest of us"
RAND PAUL: "I JUST WANNA BE RELEVENT"
TRUMP: "Everyone is a loser except for me. Trump2016"
CRUZ: "I am the only person who has ever beaten Trump in other mafia games"
CLINTON: "Me and Sanders still thrash him in head-to-head mafia showdowns"
SANDERS: "He must be feeling the burn"
: KASICH: "The only time Trump ever feels the burn is when he sits down to take a piss"
CRUZ: "OOOHHHHHHHH"
RUBIO: "LOLOLOLOL"
CLINTON: "KASICH WITH THE SMACKDOWN HOLY CRAP"
OBAMA: "Just for that, Im nominating you to be a vote moderator for the site"
KASICH: "F*ckin sweet ;D"
didn't get much of it cuz I don't know how to play mafia. my favorite lines are in bold and I have no idea how to vote.
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3/21/2016 5:41:54 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/17/2016 3:36:41 AM, Hayd wrote:
The Logitech computer mouse was slick with sweat produced by my hands. The beats of Love Shack by the B-52"s pounded from the Bluetooth speaker I had gotten for Christmas. It was in the corner of my desk with the speaker pointed upward into the air. At such a happy event such as this, I would usually moving and grooving, my booty was completely, absolutely, and totally still in my office chair. The cushions, usually cushy and welcoming to my partying booty were concrete and unwelcoming. Slowly, I moved the mouse on my screen over to the pause button.

"On the door bab--" the 100% volume suddenly went silent, evoking the eery feeling of absence.

"Hayd? What happened?" Rosalie asked, confused, from the Google Hangout. It took me a second to comprehend what she had said: translate the sounds to words. All I could look at was the 3 green dots pop up, and then disappear, very quickly.

"Babe, check the Politics forum." I replied. My voice was without emotion, completely lacking any trace of humanity.

"What happened Hayd?" Solon asked. He was also confused.

"Solon, put your clothes back on. We will have to suspend the party for now."

Solon made his pecs twitch side to side, notioning that he did not want to. But after I did not chuckle, he slowly pulled on his shirt, his rippling abs disappearing behind a nerdy gamer shirt.

"Guys, Donald Trump has joined DDO."

Airmax"s mouth dropped, he quickly pulled on some shorts and rushed over to his computer. I could hear his mouse clicking frantically as he rushed to the politics forum.

"Sorry, I got to go guys," Airmax said, concerned. Rushing off to do whatever duties a mod needs to do.

I pulled up CNN. The front page was covered by Trump talking to the press. Turning my volume back up, I clicked play.

"I was Googling my name and I came across a site in the midst of a great debate. Who is Debate.org"s Donald Trump? Knowing that no one could rightfully be me...but me, I decided to join. I look forward to discussing stuff with these people, and telling people they are wrong when they are wrong. Now I"m going to go post stuff."

My hand was shaking. The mouse popped in and out of the video. The option box on the bottom appearing, then disappearing. Faster. Faster. Suddenly, mouse crashed against the wall of the room, shattering into plastic shards.

"Not DDO!" I yelled.

Grabbing my old plug-in mouse, I refreshed the CNN page, and passed out. The last thing I remembered was the headline, "Ted Cruz Also Announces Debate.org Membership".

I awoke a few hours later to the buzzing of my phone. Reaching blindly across the ground, like a metal detector scanning the beach, I eventually hit my phone and picked it up. Rosalie was texting me.

"Quick! We need all the help we can get! They"ve already taken the Religion forum, and we"re abandoning Science, Society, Sports, and Tech!"

I was withdrawn from reality. Everything had lost meaning. Shapes and boundaries blurred into each other. I was everywhere and nowhere at the same time, omnipresent yet nonexistent. I could not remember where I was born, or where I was. I was a rock thrown into a pond. I was the beer sipped at the pub late at night. I was the pillow you finally rested your head on, never to wake again. I was the deactivate account button in the settings page.

Coming out of this state was slow. But when I had finally came to, the politics forum was hot with activity.

"Run" YYW yelled from the latest thread, others were fleeing to the Philosophy forum. Thett, harder, imabench, tajshar, Vox all ran past him, chasing their lives.

"I"ll hold them off!" YYW yelled over the fray.

YYW was frantically arguing with Trump over who had a bigger penis, whilst at the same time giving Chaffee a shoulder to cry on over his father"s death, giving Marco Rubio advice on how to shave, and trolling the sh!t of Kasich. It was valiant. It was heroic. It was selfless.

"It was HUGE" Trump croaks, his onion ring lips rasping out the words, coming back together in a sticky circle, much resembling a wrinkled butthole.

"I didn"t know what I was doing," Chafee whimpered into YYW"s shoulder, his snot rubbing onto YYW"s shirt. Much like that Naked Gun scene if anyone remembers it.

"You"re the establishment"s b1tch" YYW yelled accusingly at Rubio

"Well, Clinton has not done one thing for the middle class of America." Rubio replied sweating.

"That's the third time you"ve said that Rubio," YYW replied.

Yet, it was too much for him. Ted Cruz walked right up behind YY and stuck a knife into his back, rubbing his face grease all over YYW"s elbow as he slowly slid to the ground. The candidates crowded around the dead body, Bernie was running across the airport to get there. And Hillary Clinton was emailing her family.

All of the sudden there was a pop, and Kasich"s brains were blown out and across Ted Cruz"s face. Another pop and Chaffee was hit on the index finger, falling to the ground he died quickly, whimpering in pain, cowered in a ball. Another pop and Marco Rubio was down. There was another pop and Trump staggered back. Another, and he staggered back farther. Enraged, he spotted the sniper and charged only to have his leg taken out by another shot. Unable to move due to internal bleeding, he lay on the ground, rasping. Footsteps approached, and a young economics major stepped into view.

"I am the Economics messiah, and I formally declare you lynched."

And with that JMK spit a glob of saliva only an economics major could conjure, right into Trump"s mouth. Drowning in the enormity of it, JMK stepped out of view. The footsteps receded.

And that is the story of how the presidential candidates joined DDO. They popped up and disappeared, very quickly...
bold is what I liked best and I don't know how to vote
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3/22/2016 10:51:20 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/21/2016 9:33:29 AM, Emmarie wrote:
At 3/16/2016 4:57:25 AM, SolonKR wrote:
We're bringing fan-fiction back, and making it sexy.
The Day DDO United Against Tyranny
Emmarie has been being watched by the shadow government for years, for her chameleon abilities that she refuses to claim. Instead she continues to stand out as an individual and encourages others to do the same. They had all but isolated her into the northern sticks, where the white working class was so busy working, drinking, fishing and repeating the cycle, when they discovered that she was engaging in meaningful dialog on DDO.

The local workers despised emmarie for telling them,
"work smarter, not harder, and why do you talk sh it about groups like BLM for using their first amendment rights to rise up against the oppressor. If yall wanted to, you could learn passive resistance, and raise your voices against the oppressor, rather than hating minorities who stand up to oppressive conditions.Why do you try try appease the oppressor and suck systematic a$$. Don't you realize that they want you to work yourself to death."

Workers ignored emmarie (a petiete woman in her 40's) and despised her for using martial arts techniques she applied to physical tasks, and produced as much as men in their 20's shoveling snow for 12 hour shifts. She pleaded for them to join her in her relaxed repetitive movements, but because they were proud to be white, they believed that they did not have rhythm enough to follow emmarie's footwork and snow throwing techniques. They also wanted the boss, should he drive by any of the 25 accounts we shovel in a day, to see them working HARD - not smiling and chanting, "throw the snow, like emmarie's crazy a$$"

Emmarie didn't dislike her co-workers, she wanted to liberate them from the oppressor and introduce them to her techniques

The shadow government wanted emmarie to go crazy from a lack of meaningful dialog. When they discovered that she was beginning to make contact with intelligent individuals on DDO, they prompted all presidential candidates about DDO being the last American frontier where people hadn't resorted to group mentality and hoped that having presidential hopefuls on the website would disrupt ordinary users from discussing things with emmarie that last American Lone Ranger http://www.urbandictionary.com... .

FaceBook and Twitter had been created to assure (through the pressures of friends and the fear of losing followers) that people stuck to their own social or political ideologies, but DDO was a place where users were united in the spirit of respect for one's debate opponent, and arguments were won because of better content, not flame wars. Now that emmarie had discovered this last frontier, they feared that she would even further unite individuals in their love of the first amendment.

They first convinced Bernie Sanders to join on account that users were spending up to 15 hours per day on the site without getting paid. The shadow government contacted Sanders through his twitter account, to hide their identity. A staffer quickly informed Bernie of the injustice of these unpaid users and he made a personal account and the first thing he did was to organize a town meeting on the DDO forum. Only SJW's showed up because other users feared if they were paid, they would be censored.

Ted Cruz was contacted while in his church, by a fellow Christian ( a shadow government spy in disguise), that DDO was a website where he could practice his debate skills against trolls, to give him leverage against Trump's antics. They told him a sure way to attract a troll, was to Challenge Max Wallace to a debate. After this experience debating Trump would be a breeze. Ted decided to leave politics forever after debating Wallace and it's said he can be found rolled up in a fetal position while his wife rubs his head and sings him lullaby's.

A shadow government spy, then contacted Trump through The Miss Universe Organization, pretending to be bluesteel, DDO's model user. Trump was so taken with her beauty that he joined the site to invite her to enter next years beauty pageant. However: after contacting the real bluesteel, he soon made a forum post about her having blood coming out of her nose, blood coming out of her whatever. When whiteflame responded to the post to defend bluesteel, Trump resorted to calling him a Jew like Bernie Sanders, why should I believe you. His sorry attempt at rhyming was responded to by Mikal challenging him to a rap battle. the stakes were that Trump would be banned forever if he lost. If Trump won, he could take over DDO and charge users by the character to post. Of course Mikal murked him and YYW could be heard screaming, NOOOOO! across the globe. Trump was tongue tied in his next debate, where Kasich finally got enough air time to show his even tempered nature could be what this country really needs..

The shadow government could not get a hold of Kasich, and trick him into joining DDO because Kasich was too busy meeting with average American's at town halls while campaigning, and reading letters from concerned constituents while in Ohio as well as spending time balancing Ohio's budget.

Hillary Clinton was the only candidate that the shadow government contacted directly, seeing as how her husband is their favorite veneer, and they don't have to trick the Clintons into conforming to their agenda. The Clinton's vacation often with the upper echelon of the shadow government, laughing at the pee ons who buy their bullsh!t.

When Hillary joined DDO, Maikuru and Lamerde grilled her about her super predator comments, and she responded by treating them like she treated Ashley Williams, asking Airmaxx1227 for a restraining order to shut them up. All users on DDO rallied around Maikuru and wife after realizing that racism does still exist and that they had only got side tracked about micro-aggressions, because no one would listen to them concerning real sh!t. Even YYW realized how many senseless hurtful comments he made over the years and they all met on the hangout and professed to never harass one another again. Hayd organized all musicians for a live jam session and it was an official DDO bash.

Emmarie sat back and smiled a dreamers smile, knowing that they realized they had more in common than not and that they could solve anything with mutual respect for one another. No one knew she was the reason the presidents made DDO profiles and she kept it that way. She joined in the festivities and danced till the sun went down and came up again. The End.

lol
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3/22/2016 11:00:40 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/22/2016 10:51:20 PM, Hayd wrote:


lol
what can I say I'm a dreamer - and I wanted to let everyone know that I like this site cuzza yall!
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3/22/2016 11:02:30 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/22/2016 11:00:40 PM, Emmarie wrote:
At 3/22/2016 10:51:20 PM, Hayd wrote:


lol
what can I say I'm a dreamer - and I wanted to let everyone know that I like this site cuzza yall!

(:
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3/22/2016 11:10:47 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/22/2016 11:02:30 PM, Hayd wrote:
At 3/22/2016 11:00:40 PM, Emmarie wrote:
At 3/22/2016 10:51:20 PM, Hayd wrote:


lol
what can I say I'm a dreamer - and I wanted to let everyone know that I like this site cuzza yall!

(:

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< :) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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3/27/2016 2:18:14 AM
Posted: 8 months ago
All of your stories are perfect. I rate them 5/7. Everyone's a winner!
SO to Bailey, the love of my life <3