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Some Christmas Puns & Sef-Promotion

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12/25/2010 4:00:40 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
They called an elf who sings a wrapper
He got fed up with the laughter
So he hid in the pole vault
And soon he began to lose his mind
Losing track of time
He was homesick and really really Clausetrophobic.

It's Christmas Mourning
Santa hit me with his sleigh and slayed away

They call me Mr. Scrooge
But that couldn't be further from the truth
I love Rudolph, Blitzen, Nixon, Vixen, too
Cause every buck is oh so deer to me
So dear to me.
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