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Dead Baby Jokes

drafterman
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7/9/2012 2:35:32 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Hardcore.Pwnography
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7/9/2012 7:37:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Q: What do you call a dead baby hanging off a wall?
A: Art.

Q: How do you get a baby into a bowl?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get it out again?
A: Nachos.
FREEDO
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7/10/2012 12:49:35 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
The one still alive at the bottom.

What's more fun than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's better than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the worst part about killing babies?
Getting blood all over your clown suit.
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7/10/2012 1:42:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/10/2012 12:49:35 AM, FREEDO wrote:

What's the worst part about killing babies?
Getting blood all over your clown suit.

I totally sharted on that one.
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bluesteel
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7/10/2012 5:35:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
If a tree falls on a baby and there's no one there to see it ... is it still funny?
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TUF
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7/10/2012 6:24:14 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/10/2012 5:35:55 PM, bluesteel wrote:
If a tree falls on a baby and there's no one there to see it ... is it still funny?

Bahaha. Best one so far.
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Koopin
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9/3/2012 11:19:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/3/2012 11:17:15 PM, aaron-hall wrote:
what's more fun than spinning a baby around on a wire at 20 miles an hour? stopping it with a shovel :)

Wow, you used your first DDO post to make a dead baby joke.
kfc
Apollo.11
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9/3/2012 11:20:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 9/3/2012 11:19:28 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 9/3/2012 11:17:15 PM, aaron-hall wrote:
what's more fun than spinning a baby around on a wire at 20 miles an hour? stopping it with a shovel :)

Wow, you used your first DDO post to make a dead baby joke.
=respect points
Sapere Aude!
drafterman
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5/31/2013 3:02:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/3/2012 11:19:28 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 9/3/2012 11:17:15 PM, aaron-hall wrote:
what's more fun than spinning a baby around on a wire at 20 miles an hour? stopping it with a shovel :)

Wow, you used your only DDO post to make a dead baby joke.
R0b1Billion
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6/2/2013 9:39:47 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
His ONLY post on DDO, make that
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7/22/2013 5:32:40 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I believe that 20 weeks is the absolute limit when getting an abortion. Any sooner and you can't fit your dick in it.
rajun
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8/10/2013 5:50:32 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
OOhhhh....a lot of babies are dying here, try sending some of them to me through speed post...I want them for my new permanent baby diaper experiment.
Only cool guys can see this....