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7/15/2012 9:16:56 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/15/2012 8:26:52 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
I was expecting "Women's Rights."

Crossed my mind.
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7/17/2012 4:26:36 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/16/2012 12:36:25 AM, Maikuru wrote:
That's what she said.

"That's what." -She
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7/17/2012 4:36:05 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
This is the biggest joke: http://www.google.com...
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"Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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7/17/2012 5:26:31 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
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Contra
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7/17/2012 2:54:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 7/17/2012 5:26:31 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

This one, this one was good.
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"Americans are better off in a dynamic, free-enterprise-based economy that fosters economic growth, opportunity and upward mobility." - Paul Ryan
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12/5/2012 12:39:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/17/2012 2:36:31 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
The latest thread here is already 3 days old.

*Sigh*

Another dead forum for the collection.

There are other dead forums? I would liek to know seeing as I am going to take a class from the respected FREEDO on the history of DDO.
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Nac.

WOAH, COLORED FONT!
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12/5/2012 3:41:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/5/2012 12:39:12 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 7/17/2012 2:36:31 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
The latest thread here is already 3 days old.

*Sigh*

Another dead forum for the collection.

There are other dead forums? I would liek to know seeing as I am going to take a class from the respected FREEDO on the history of DDO.

There's another FREEDO?
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12/10/2012 10:06:04 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/5/2012 3:41:23 PM, Sidewalker wrote:
At 12/5/2012 12:39:12 PM, TheAntidoter wrote:
At 7/17/2012 2:36:31 PM, ConservativePolitico wrote:
The latest thread here is already 3 days old.

*Sigh*

Another dead forum for the collection.

There are other dead forums? I would liek to know seeing as I am going to take a class from the respected FREEDO on the history of DDO.

There's another FREEDO?

OH MY GA.......... STOP THE PRESSES>>>>>>>>>>> FREEDO!
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12/21/2012 6:00:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/17/2012 4:36:05 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
This is the biggest joke: http://www.google.com...

Actually was very funny.
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12/31/2012 3:34:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/14/2012 8:17:03 AM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
Inferno.

I think a few other members have now assumed Inferno's once auspicious, honorable position, good sir. Suffice to say that his position is no longer a vacancy for stupidity--I mean, a visionary mind--is always present, seeping into whatever cracks and apertures like the outreach of an interminable sea. :)
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

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12/31/2012 3:35:51 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/31/2012 3:34:13 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 7/14/2012 8:17:03 AM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
Inferno.

I think a few other members have now assumed Inferno's once auspicious, honorable position, good sir. Suffice to say that his position is no longer a vacancy for stupidity--I mean, a visionary mind--is always present, seeping into whatever cracks and apertures like the outreach of an interminable sea. :)

I can name two: one who is gone, and one who has voluntarily left[....]
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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12/31/2012 3:37:41 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/31/2012 3:34:13 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 7/14/2012 8:17:03 AM, Stephen_Hawkins wrote:
Inferno.

I think a few other members have now assumed Inferno's once auspicious, honorable position, good sir. Suffice to say that his position is no longer a vacancy for stupidity--I mean, a visionary mind--is always present, seeping into whatever cracks and apertures like the outreach of an interminable sea. :)

Stupidity might be a bit harsh. Maybe--"[human] folly"???
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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12/31/2012 3:40:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
And I suppose, all is in accordance with that old phrase, "nature," and now the registry of human offices, positions, and delegated ranks--in short, a hierarchy--"abhors a vacuum." :)
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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1/1/2013 12:10:05 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What are you rambling about?
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1/1/2013 12:27:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/1/2013 12:10:05 PM, MouthWash wrote:
What are you rambling about?

Your face
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Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

~ Rush
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1/1/2013 4:17:47 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/1/2013 12:10:05 PM, MouthWash wrote:
What are you rambling about?

Inferno's place has been assumed by other members. His position is not a vacuum, and the dynamics of community and population do not permit a vacuum to remain unoccupied.
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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1/1/2013 4:20:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/1/2013 4:17:47 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 1/1/2013 12:10:05 PM, MouthWash wrote:
What are you rambling about?

Inferno's place has been assumed by other members. His position is not a vacancy anymore, and the dynamics of community and population do not permit a vacuum to remain unoccupied.

Amended.
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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1/1/2013 4:26:31 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/1/2013 4:20:35 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 1/1/2013 4:17:47 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 1/1/2013 12:10:05 PM, MouthWash wrote:
What are you rambling about?

Inferno's place has been assumed by other members. His position is not a vacancy anymore, and the dynamics of community and population do not permit a vacuum to remain unoccupied.

Amended.

It was a harsh, but subtle message to a few unnamed persons whom I was referring to. I was trying to be facetious when I extended the saying, "Nature abhors a vacuum" to explain the pervasive presence of human folly on this site, but I got a bit too caustic with what I was saying, or how I expressed it.
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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1/1/2013 4:28:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/1/2013 4:26:31 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 1/1/2013 4:20:35 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 1/1/2013 4:17:47 PM, Man-is-good wrote:
At 1/1/2013 12:10:05 PM, MouthWash wrote:
What are you rambling about?

Inferno's place has been assumed by other members. His position is not a vacancy anymore, and the dynamics of community and population do not permit a vacuum to remain unoccupied.

Amended.

It was a harsh, but subtle message to a few unnamed persons whom I was referring to. I was trying to be facetious when I extended the saying, "Nature abhors a vacuum" to explain the pervasive presence of human folly on this site, but I got a bit too caustic with what I was saying, or how I expressed it.

Remember that I nominated two members. I'm very happy that one of them came along to respond to my "ramblings." :)
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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1/1/2013 6:28:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Trick Question. Feminists can't change a thing.
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1/2/2013 11:38:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Spending hours and hours on DDO and thinking with a little training you could be the CEO of a multi billion dollar corporation someday.
It's not your views that divide us, it's what you think my views should be that divides us.

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1/3/2013 4:15:59 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I'd say this forum is the biggest joke ever.
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