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TheHitchslap
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8/28/2012 1:37:33 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/26/2012 8:41:46 PM, Dubloon wrote:
At 8/26/2012 5:19:43 PM, Koopin wrote:
I've just wasted 9 seconds of my life.

hehe, that is bad

Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race!
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Maikuru
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8/28/2012 1:59:19 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/28/2012 1:37:33 AM, TheHitchslap wrote:
At 8/26/2012 8:41:46 PM, Dubloon wrote:
At 8/26/2012 5:19:43 PM, Koopin wrote:
I've just wasted 9 seconds of my life.

hehe, that is bad

Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race!

LOL this doesn't belong in this thread.
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sadolite
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10/9/2012 7:48:37 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
The worst joke I ever heard goes like this:

Whats the worst thing about eating a bald puzzy? Getting the diaper off.
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AlwaysMoreThanYou
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10/10/2012 12:47:29 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Some kid in my class told this joke. He seemed legitimately surprised when it wasn't a massive hit.

Kid: "Want to hear a joke?"

Class: "Sure"

Kid: "Women's rights!"
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10/11/2012 12:33:28 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Why did the skeleton go to the restaurant? To get spare ribs.
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Smithereens
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10/18/2012 2:56:29 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/10/2012 12:47:29 PM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
Some kid in my class told this joke. He seemed legitimately surprised when it wasn't a massive hit.

Kid: "Want to hear a joke?"

Class: "Sure"

Kid: "Women's rights!"

nice one XD
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jmr354
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11/15/2012 12:56:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better joke.
Why are you reading this? It's not like it's important or anything.
Marauder
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11/15/2012 11:37:22 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
These are some of the worst jokes ever. So bad, I will possible risk lousing all respect and be hated for even posting them.

Hey why did the dead baby cross the street?

A: Because it was stapled to the Chicken!

Hey, How do you fit 10 dead babies in bucket?

A: you use a blender!

Hey, whats the difference in a chevy camaro, and 100 dead babies?

A: One of those is in my garage, the other is a camaro!

Whats the difference in a dead baby, and porn?

A: One gets me aroused, the other is porn!
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Mirza
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11/16/2012 6:08:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/28/2012 1:37:33 AM, TheHitchslap wrote:
Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race!
Warning: Don't read this in your classroom.
TheAntidoter
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11/16/2012 9:25:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
3 Men walk into a bar.The 4th one ducked.
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Nidhogg
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11/19/2012 1:46:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/9/2012 7:48:37 PM, sadolite wrote:
The worst joke I ever heard goes like this:

Whats the worst thing about eating a bald puzzy? Getting the diaper off.

False, its the 10 minutes afterwards
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johnnyboy54
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11/23/2012 7:29:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/28/2012 1:37:33 AM, TheHitchslap wrote:
At 8/26/2012 8:41:46 PM, Dubloon wrote:
At 8/26/2012 5:19:43 PM, Koopin wrote:
I've just wasted 9 seconds of my life.

hehe, that is bad

Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race!

That is actually funny.
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rajun
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8/15/2013 7:24:26 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Name 4 animals of the north pole?
3 polar bears and a penguin.
Only cool guys can see this....
Jack212
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8/15/2013 5:18:55 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/15/2013 7:24:26 AM, rajun wrote:
Name 4 animals of the north pole?
3 polar bears and a penguin.

Penguins are from the South Pole.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because I got raped last night and use humor as a coping mechanism!
SitaraForGod
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8/17/2013 4:20:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/26/2012 5:08:27 PM, Dubloon wrote:
I must be the first president, because I'm washing a ton

You rock. May I borrow?
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8/18/2013 5:47:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I have 2 terrible jokes:

What's worse than a bee?
- A bee sting.
What's worse than 1 bee sting?
- 2 Bee stings.
What's worse than 2 bee stings?
- The holocaust.
What's worse than the holocaust?
- 3 Bee stings.

AND

- Why can't Suzy ride the swing?
- She has no arms!
- Knock, Knock!
- Who's there?
- Not Suzy; She's got no arms!-
spankme
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8/22/2013 2:37:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What does a dog do that a man can step into? Pants! yukyuk
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woaneli
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8/22/2013 2:50:36 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who sits on your porch?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who floats in your pool?
Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who falls in a campfire?
Ash

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who falls on to a BBQ grill?
Frank

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who lives next door?
Neighbor
lannan13
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8/22/2013 5:43:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/26/2012 5:19:43 PM, Koopin wrote:
I've just wasted 9 seconds of my life.
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1/12/2014 6:58:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
What's worse than biting into your apple and seeing a worm?
Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the fat boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus!

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family (my friend who's dad is a plumber told me this joke, and he laughed really hard until I pointed out that his father was a plumber).

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What did he want for Christmas?
Parents! Cause he didn't have any.

I'm going to hell.
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yay842
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1/13/2014 8:55:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
there are none if theyre all equally worse than the others
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