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OberHerr
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10/24/2012 8:49:22 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Burn its house down.
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AlwaysMoreThanYou
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10/24/2012 8:54:31 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/24/2012 8:49:22 AM, OberHerr wrote:
Burn its house down with lemons.

Fixed.
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10/24/2012 9:09:29 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I have multiple guns with 1200 rounds of ammunition. I have a few options.

1.) I have a mountain house 5 miles away from the Durango, CO, ski resort. And maybe 50 miles away from the town. Little population, lots of animals (food) and water.
2.) my friend offered me a spot at his mountian house which has a bunker (no joke), it gets water from an underground spring, is run on solar power, and has many months of food. And a lot of bears, meaning berries and small game exist.
3.) my worst option is to stay put. I have a good zombie house, a metal door then a thick wooden one right infrintcof the other, only one group if penetrate windows, and fences all around... But I like option 1&2 better.

You guys, well, figure it out.
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10/24/2012 9:36:00 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/24/2012 9:09:29 AM, 16kadams wrote:
I have multiple guns with 1200 rounds of ammunition. I have a few options.

1.) I have a mountain house 5 miles away from the Durango, CO, ski resort. And maybe 50 miles away from the town. Little population, lots of animals (food) and water.
2.) my friend offered me a spot at his mountian house which has a bunker (no joke), it gets water from an underground spring, is run on solar power, and has many months of food. And a lot of bears, meaning berries and small game exist.
3.) my worst option is to stay put. I have a good zombie house, a metal door then a thick wooden one right infrintcof the other, only one group if penetrate windows, and fences all around... But I like option 1&2 better.

You guys, well, figure it out.

I burn your house down.
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10/24/2012 4:47:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Such bigotry, rampant anti-zombitism, it's disgusting, you should all be ashamed.
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10/24/2012 5:40:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Surround my house with outward facing treadmills.
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10/26/2012 6:37:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/24/2012 5:40:11 PM, bossyburrito wrote:
Surround my house with outward facing treadmills.


Best idea so far. I'm stickin with this guy...
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Smithereens
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10/27/2012 2:50:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
what sorta zombies are we talking about? Infected people, undead people, sick but semi intelligent people, fully intelligent zomies??

If its the first, then the contagion will probably kill the host and fail to create biological symbiosis, if its the second, then I would be really really scared, if its the 3rd, I would be even more scared, but if its the 4th... God help us all.
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10/27/2012 3:58:09 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/23/2012 11:46:29 AM, Like_a_Boss wrote:
OH JESUS ITS A ZOMBIE!!! DAFUQ DO I DO????????? That is what we will discuss!!!

I can not respond to this.

The forum creator never specifies:

The species of the zombies.
If the zombie has acknowledged or detected him.
What weapons he is carrying.
Etc.
Etc.
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TheBloodyScot
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10/31/2012 7:42:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
The Home Depot baby!
Chainsaws
Riding Lawnmowers
High shelves that can provide shelter form the zombies if they break in
Burger King is generally in the parking lot
Stuff to make bombs including but not limited to saltpeter and fertilizer, ect.
Various flammables like acetone
Various lubricants, let those zombies try to walk on the greased floors, ladders, poles, ramps
Wood chippers, watch those body parts fly
Lot of plant that can be used for long term food.
Lots of building supplies so you can build whatever your heart desires.
Something is not worth doing if it is not worth doing right.

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10/31/2012 7:43:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 7:42:21 PM, TheBloodyScot wrote:
The Home Depot baby!
Chainsaws
Riding Lawnmowers
High shelves that can provide shelter form the zombies if they break in
Burger King is generally in the parking lot
Stuff to make bombs including but not limited to saltpeter and fertilizer, ect.
Various flammables like acetone
Various lubricants, let those zombies try to walk on the greased floors, ladders, poles, ramps
Wood chippers, watch those body parts fly
Lot of plant that can be used for long term food.
Lots of building supplies so you can build whatever your heart desires.

Did I mention nail guns?
Something is not worth doing if it is not worth doing right.

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
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Smithereens
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11/2/2012 6:49:35 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/24/2012 8:54:31 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 10/24/2012 8:49:22 AM, OberHerr wrote:
Burn its house down with lemons while doing a handstand under a full moon.

Fixed.
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TheAntidoter
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11/26/2012 7:43:01 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 11/2/2012 9:24:25 PM, Ainia wrote:
Shoot the suckas!
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KILL THEM! KILL THEM TO DEATH!
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