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Lizard
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3/6/2013 9:53:36 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to get her breasts examined the doctor had to give her a mammoTON.
suttichart.denpruektham
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3/7/2013 5:22:40 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/6/2013 9:53:36 PM, Lizard wrote:
Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to get her breasts examined the doctor had to give her a mammoTON.

lol she is not that fat.
FREEDO
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3/7/2013 5:28:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
A short list of recent tweets from my twitter page:

I don't know how to tie a sheet end double, a surgeon's knot, a sheepshank or a tiller's knot. But my pockets do.

They used to be called jumpolines. Until your mom got on one.

Are you 9/11? Cause I could never forget you.

I'm trying to explain twitter to this cop but he still wants to know why I am driving naked.

I'm not saying your child is ugly. I'm just saying you will never have to worry about pedophiles.

I don't think people should buy fat-free milk. It encourages cows with body image issues.

What number confuses gay people? 71

Always assume someone is trying to kill you. That way if you ever get murdered you can die knowing you were right.

Porn really gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will be at your house.

A cop showed up at my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes.

Michael J Fox. Doing the Harlem Shake before it was cool.

https://twitter.com...
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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