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Cermank
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3/28/2013 11:11:28 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yep.

Dontevenreply- The dude sends replies to ads on craiglist, and basically stuffs them around.

A man looking for a comanche: http://www.dontevenreply.com...
He tries to sell his tooth-for-tooth philosophy as he applies as a hockey coach for 'special' children. : http://www.dontevenreply.com...
Oryus
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3/28/2013 11:21:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 11:12:30 AM, Cermank wrote:
Maddox xmission: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net...

On why using suicide to guilt people is wrong.

That's a good one.

I'm going to have to agree.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
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: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
Cermank
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3/28/2013 11:44:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 11:21:18 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 3/28/2013 11:12:30 AM, Cermank wrote:
Maddox xmission: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net...

On why using suicide to guilt people is wrong.

That's a good one.

I'm going to have to agree.

http://maddox.xmission.com...

If you liked that, I think you'll like this one too. I'm a vegetarian, but disregarding the ad homonyms, he actually makes a good point.
Oryus
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3/28/2013 11:55:00 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 11:44:18 AM, Cermank wrote:
At 3/28/2013 11:21:18 AM, Oryus wrote:
At 3/28/2013 11:12:30 AM, Cermank wrote:
Maddox xmission: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net...

On why using suicide to guilt people is wrong.

That's a good one.

I'm going to have to agree.

http://maddox.xmission.com...

If you liked that, I think you'll like this one too. I'm a vegetarian, but disregarding the ad homonyms, he actually makes a good point.

lol PETA is such a pile of sh!t.

Maddox is actually one of the first bloggers (is he considered a blogger?) I used to read on the internet, if not the first one, so I'm definitely familiar with his a$$holery.

He's a wacky dude.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
My-Self
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3/28/2013 3:20:26 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
You'd like this dude: http://www.27bslash6.com...
"Genesis could be compatible with anything. Theologians are great at mental gymnastics." ~ phantom
Eitan_Zohar
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3/28/2013 3:49:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 3:36:39 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 3/28/2013 3:20:26 PM, My-Self wrote:
You'd like this dude: http://www.27bslash6.com...

Oh God, that's pretty great.

That's only mildly funny compared to the other stuff on the site.
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book."
Cermank
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3/28/2013 3:59:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 3:49:08 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 3/28/2013 3:36:39 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 3/28/2013 3:20:26 PM, My-Self wrote:
You'd like this dude: http://www.27bslash6.com...

Oh God, that's pretty great.

That's only mildly funny compared to the other stuff on the site.

You're only mildly funny compared to other stuff on the site.
Eitan_Zohar
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3/28/2013 5:46:43 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 4:01:40 PM, Cermank wrote:
Half the time I'm on the site, I'm sleep deprived. Hence the lame jokes.

Your jokes aren't that bad. Actually, I think I'm probably the most unfunny person on here. I hardly ever joke in real life because they always come out as awkward or stupid when I make them. :/
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book."
THEVIRUS
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3/28/2013 6:00:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 5:46:43 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 3/28/2013 4:01:40 PM, Cermank wrote:
Half the time I'm on the site, I'm sleep deprived. Hence the lame jokes.

Your jokes aren't that bad. Actually, I think I'm probably the most unfunny person on here. I hardly ever joke in real life because they always come out as awkward or stupid when I make them. :/

Ya don't say
"So you want me to go to the judge with 'unit, corps, God, country'?" - A Few Good Men

"And the hits just keep on comin'." -A Few Good Men
Skepsikyma
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3/28/2013 6:01:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 3:20:26 PM, My-Self wrote:
You'd like this dude: http://www.27bslash6.com...

This debilitated me.
"The Collectivist experiment is thoroughly suited (in appearance at least) to the Capitalist society which it proposes to replace. It works with the existing machinery of Capitalism, talks and thinks in the existing terms of Capitalism, appeals to just those appetites which Capitalism has aroused, and ridicules as fantastic and unheard-of just those things in society the memory of which Capitalism has killed among men wherever the blight of it has spread."
- Hilaire Belloc -
Oryus
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3/28/2013 9:08:03 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
omg

bossyburrito posted this one at one point (dontevenreply guy):
http://www.dontevenreply.com...

I laughed SO HARD.
: : :Tulle: The fool, I purposely don't engage with you because you don't have proper command of the English language.
: :
: : The Fool: It's my English writing. Either way It's okay have a larger vocabulary then you, and a better grasp of language, and you're a woman.
:
: I'm just going to leave this precious struggle nugget right here.
Cermank
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3/28/2013 10:57:33 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 5:46:43 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 3/28/2013 4:01:40 PM, Cermank wrote:
Half the time I'm on the site, I'm sleep deprived. Hence the lame jokes.

Your jokes aren't that bad. Actually, I think I'm probably the most unfunny person on here. I hardly ever joke in real life because they always come out as awkward or stupid when I make them. :/

Work on your swag, dude.
Cermank
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3/28/2013 11:02:11 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 5:46:43 PM, Eitan_Zohar wrote:
At 3/28/2013 4:01:40 PM, Cermank wrote:
Half the time I'm on the site, I'm sleep deprived. Hence the lame jokes.

Your jokes aren't that bad. Actually, I think I'm probably the most unfunny person on here. I hardly ever joke in real life because they always come out as awkward or stupid when I make them. :/

No but seriously, you're cool. One of the nicer people on the site who I can actually engage with. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent, so just, stuff everyone. You're you and that's all that matters.

And you're not half bad. ;)
BlackVoid
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3/28/2013 11:11:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 11:11:28 AM, Cermank wrote:
Yep.

Dontevenreply- The dude sends replies to ads on craiglist, and basically stuffs them around.

A man looking for a comanche: http://www.dontevenreply.com...
He tries to sell his tooth-for-tooth philosophy as he applies as a hockey coach for 'special' children. : http://www.dontevenreply.com...

Hell yes, I've known this site for years. Funniest site on the whole internet. I even bought his book. Highly recommend. Its mostly new material (thats he doesn't post on the site).

My favorite onen are Disguised Weapons and Horse Farm. I've tried telling the Horse Farm story to people, but fail because I crack up too much in the middle of it.
Cermank
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3/28/2013 11:17:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 11:11:46 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 3/28/2013 11:11:28 AM, Cermank wrote:
Yep.

Dontevenreply- The dude sends replies to ads on craiglist, and basically stuffs them around.

A man looking for a comanche: http://www.dontevenreply.com...
He tries to sell his tooth-for-tooth philosophy as he applies as a hockey coach for 'special' children. : http://www.dontevenreply.com...

Hell yes, I've known this site for years. Funniest site on the whole internet. I even bought his book. Highly recommend. Its mostly new material (thats he doesn't post on the site).

My favorite onen are Disguised Weapons and Horse Farm. I've tried telling the Horse Farm story to people, but fail because I crack up too much in the middle of it.

I can so relate to that. I just tell them to read the stuff themselves now.

I'll probably buy the book now. I was debating between his book and the book on manliness by maddox. Decisions decisions.
Eitan_Zohar
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3/29/2013 1:41:21 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 11:11:46 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 3/28/2013 11:11:28 AM, Cermank wrote:
Yep.

Dontevenreply- The dude sends replies to ads on craiglist, and basically stuffs them around.

A man looking for a comanche: http://www.dontevenreply.com...
He tries to sell his tooth-for-tooth philosophy as he applies as a hockey coach for 'special' children. : http://www.dontevenreply.com...

Hell yes, I've known this site for years. Funniest site on the whole internet. I even bought his book. Highly recommend. Its mostly new material (thats he doesn't post on the site).

My favorite onen are Disguised Weapons and Horse Farm. I've tried telling the Horse Farm story to people, but fail because I crack up too much in the middle of it.

I might buy his book too, but I definitely think David Thorne is funnier. I literally couldn't breath after reading these two:
http://www.27bslash6.com...
http://www.27bslash6.com...
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book."
My-Self
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3/30/2013 1:01:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/28/2013 9:08:03 PM, Oryus wrote:
omg

bossyburrito posted this one at one point (dontevenreply guy):
http://www.dontevenreply.com...

I laughed SO HARD.

OMG http://www.dontevenreply.com...
"Genesis could be compatible with anything. Theologians are great at mental gymnastics." ~ phantom
lannan13
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4/2/2013 9:37:59 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 4/2/2013 4:20:12 AM, Cermank wrote:
http://www.dontevenreply.com...

It's sad you're gone.
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bossyburrito
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4/6/2013 6:58:53 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
This has to be the best one from that site.
http://www.dontevenreply.com...
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Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight
Somewhere out of a memory of lighted streets on quiet nights..."

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