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Buddamoose
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3/28/2013 4:05:33 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If the only thing she is blowing is bubbles, she's too young for you bro!
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

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Buddamoose
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3/28/2013 4:06:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If when you take a drink of her soda, she says "swiper no swiping!" she's too young for you bro
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Buddamoose
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3/29/2013 1:07:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If she still has parental controls on her tv, she's too young for you bro
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Buddamoose
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3/29/2013 1:07:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If her shoes light up when she walks, she's too young for you bro
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Buddamoose
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3/29/2013 3:08:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If she asks her parents permission to see an R-rated movie, she's too young for you bro
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Cermank
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3/29/2013 3:14:49 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 2:56:10 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
If she gets hurt and talks about having an "ouchie", she's too young for you bro.

That can be sexy. In a dumb hot crazy girl kind of way.
Buddamoose
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3/29/2013 3:15:53 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 3:14:49 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 3/29/2013 2:56:10 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
If she gets hurt and talks about having an "ouchie", she's too young for you bro.

That can be sexy. In a dumb hot crazy girl kind of way.

hmmmm *imagines*.... yeah i guess so
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
ConservativePolitico
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3/29/2013 3:17:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 3:14:49 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 3/29/2013 2:56:10 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
If she gets hurt and talks about having an "ouchie", she's too young for you bro.

That can be sexy. In a dumb hot crazy girl kind of way.

...
My-Self
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3/29/2013 3:20:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If the only thing she's riding is a bicycle, she's too young for you bro.
"Genesis could be compatible with anything. Theologians are great at mental gymnastics." ~ phantom
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3/29/2013 3:21:52 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If she thinks getting wet is running through sprinklers, she's too young for you bro.
"Genesis could be compatible with anything. Theologians are great at mental gymnastics." ~ phantom
Buddamoose
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3/29/2013 3:22:26 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If she cant finish, "in west philadelphia born and raised" she's too young for you bro.
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Buddamoose
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3/29/2013 3:24:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If she wants to cook you dinner in an easy bake oven, she's too young for you bro
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
BlackVoid
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3/29/2013 3:30:52 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 3:14:49 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 3/29/2013 2:56:10 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
If she gets hurt and talks about having an "ouchie", she's too young for you bro.

That can be sexy. In a dumb hot crazy girl kind of way.

Eh...I don't know about that.
Buddamoose
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3/29/2013 3:31:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 3:28:14 PM, Cermank wrote:
If the pope shows interest in him,he's too young for you girl.

Fix'd
"Reality is an illusion created due to a lack of alcohol"
-Airmax1227

"You were the moon all this time, and he was always there to make you shine."

"Was he the sun?"

"No honey, he was the darkness"

-Kazekirion
Cermank
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3/29/2013 3:35:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 3:30:52 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 3/29/2013 3:14:49 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 3/29/2013 2:56:10 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
If she gets hurt and talks about having an "ouchie", she's too young for you bro.

That can be sexy. In a dumb hot crazy girl kind of way.

Eh...I don't know about that.

http://m.youtube.com...
Maikuru
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3/29/2013 3:40:34 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If the only thing she's sucking is her thumb, she's too young for you bro.
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BlackVoid
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3/29/2013 3:41:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 3:35:30 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 3/29/2013 3:30:52 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
At 3/29/2013 3:14:49 PM, Cermank wrote:
At 3/29/2013 2:56:10 PM, BlackVoid wrote:
If she gets hurt and talks about having an "ouchie", she's too young for you bro.

That can be sexy. In a dumb hot crazy girl kind of way.

Eh...I don't know about that.

http://m.youtube.com...

She says ouch. There's a difference between "ouch" and "ouchie", though, where the latter is generally used by people 8 years old or younger.

This thread is funny though, I've never heard of this kind of joke.
BlackVoid
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3/29/2013 3:42:12 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If you tell her you're gonna get 50 Shades of Grey, and she asks why you would buy a bunch of paint thats the same color, she's too young for you bro.
cybertron1998
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3/29/2013 3:53:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
if you have to make airplane noises to get your d!ck in her mouth, she's to young for you bro
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
Maikuru
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3/29/2013 3:57:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 3:53:28 PM, cybertron1998 wrote:
if you have to make airplane noises to get your d!ck in her mouth, she's to young for you bro

aaaaaand we're done.
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Cermank
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3/29/2013 3:59:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 3:57:08 PM, Maikuru wrote:
At 3/29/2013 3:53:28 PM, cybertron1998 wrote:
if you have to make airplane noises to get your d!ck in her mouth, she's to young for you bro

aaaaaand we're done.
cybertron1998
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3/29/2013 4:02:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
too far?
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
BlackVoid
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3/29/2013 4:02:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 3/29/2013 3:53:28 PM, cybertron1998 wrote:
if you have to make airplane noises to get your d!ck in her mouth, she's to young for you bro

http://www.entmoney.com...
cybertron1998
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3/29/2013 4:04:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
note that was not my joke
i got it from the internet
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.