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Poetaster
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6/5/2013 1:42:48 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
You're a pod, a total pod.

LIFE IS PAIN.

(Convulsing violently) "Just getting the wiggles out."

"A Discourse Concerning X, a Treatise, If You Will, Containing an Analysis of Its..." (continue for as long as possible for any given X)

Don't touch me, you dungeon baby.

You're so darn annoying.*

*Said in a monotonous robotic voice.
"The book you are looking for hasn't been written yet. What you are looking for you are going to have to find yourself, it's not going to be in a book..." -Sidewalker
Poetaster
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6/6/2013 3:12:36 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Shut up, old sport.

I will beat you with hooves.

Don't touch Kilauea.

To become Spanish, one must first drink a Spanish potion made with a Spanish brain...but the brain is just for flavor.

FOR FLAVOR. (abbreviation of the previous)
"The book you are looking for hasn't been written yet. What you are looking for you are going to have to find yourself, it's not going to be in a book..." -Sidewalker
muzebreak
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6/6/2013 5:17:26 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Mother Angelica

Heroin

Breast milk

Earl of Belveder

You've got to face the facts, Cian's queer!
"Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact." - Carl Sagan

This is the response of the defenders of Sparta to the Commander of the Roman Army: "If you are a god, you will not hurt those who have never injured you. If you are a man, advance - you will find men equal to yourself. And women.
leojm
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6/6/2013 8:26:18 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

lolz
cybertron1998
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6/6/2013 8:31:25 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Its only funny till someone gets hurt, then its hilarious.
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
leojm
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6/6/2013 8:34:53 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the sh1t does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps sh1t fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.

As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
jdog2016
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6/6/2013 10:56:30 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Guy 1-"what kind of soda do you want me to go buy?"
Guy 2-"umm cream soda"
1-"ok"

*comes back from store"
2-"what the sh!t is this?"
1-"cream soda"
2-"its fvcking diet orange"
1-"no, its....*reads label*.....Ohhhhh sh!t"

#retard
#truestory
JDoG
leojm
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6/6/2013 11:03:59 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/6/2013 10:56:30 AM, jdog2016 wrote:
Guy 1-"what kind of soda do you want me to go buy?"
Guy 2-"umm cream soda"
1-"ok"

*comes back from store"
2-"what the sh!t is this?"
1-"cream soda"
2-"its fvcking diet orange"
1-"no, its....*reads label*.....Ohhhhh sh!t"

#retard
#truestory

haha :P
MrProfound
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7/1/2013 8:32:14 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
If the yin yang symbol is black and white, then why do Caucasians and African Americans hate each other?

George Bush: Obama, your just a banana picking chimp!
Pres. Obama: Yeah? Well, your a chimp too.
George Bush: What you mean?
Pres. Obama: 98% of human DNA is compatable to that of chimpanzees.
George Bush: Ah, sh1t.
MrProfound
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7/1/2013 8:55:09 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 6/10/2013 12:50:31 PM, jdog2016 wrote:
My balls itch

Join the club we got jackets. And matching hats too.
MassiveDump
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7/1/2013 9:03:34 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/1/2013 8:55:09 PM, MrProfound wrote:
At 6/10/2013 12:50:31 PM, jdog2016 wrote:
My balls itch

Join the club we got jackets. And matching hats too.

And codpieces.
livkins99
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7/2/2013 7:17:36 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Jahbooty

#You#dont#know#my#struggles

My name is Darell its spelled Daryl but its pronounced Darell