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Very Politically Incorrect Jokes

YYW
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6/8/2013 12:07:08 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
This thread will be dedicated to the most politicially incorrect jokes you know of/find on the internet.

Here are two of my favorites:

Q. What do you call a black, Jewish lesbian whose mother is 1/4 Native American Indian?
A. Admitted to any college in the United States.

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Sarkozy, Blair and Clinton are discussing the colloquial terminology for "penis" in their countries.

Sarkozy says that in France, a penis is called a soldier because it surrenders to an encapsulating force whenever pressure abounds.

Blair says that in England, a penis is called a gentleman because it stands up whenever women are around.

Clinton laughs and says "In America, a penis is called a rumor because it's passed from mouth to mouth."
sadolite
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6/8/2013 1:03:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
"What do you call a black test tube baby"? janitor in a drum.

This might not make sense to our younger users, before your time
Beware of the people who are in your circle but are not in your corner.

And with the stroke of a pen people 18 to 21 who own a gun became criminals and public enemy #1 having committed no crime and having said nothing. Just like the Jews in Germany during WW2. Must be a weird feeling.

When I hear people crying and whining about their first world problems I think about the universe with everything in it and people in wheelchairs and all of their problems go away.
medic0506
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6/15/2013 12:08:06 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Black lady walks into a pharmacy and asks what kind of pads she should use. The pharmacist asks, "Well, what's your flow like??" Black lady says, "Linoleum".
lannan13
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6/16/2013 3:13:35 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Love the jokes.
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7/22/2013 5:36:01 AM
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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and one to suck his dick.
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8/2/2013 6:13:17 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/2/2013 2:30:37 PM, pozessed wrote:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net...

I think that link is broken.
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"If you are going through hell, keep going." "Sir Winston Churchill

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." "Eleanor Roosevelt

"Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven."- Undertaker

Keep a Positive Mental Attitude!

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