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Kumquatodor
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7/9/2013 1:06:43 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Post your favorite dark humor jokes, whether they are for satire or just for shock-value.

You know a joke? Tell it.

The Holocaust? Joke!
9/11? Laugh!
The dead babies in my basement? Cheer!
FREEDO
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7/12/2013 3:30:46 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
What's the worst part about a car full of black people driving off a cliff?

They were my friends.
GRAND POOBAH OF DDO

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muzebreak
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7/12/2013 10:07:08 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's better than 13 dead babies nailed to 13 trees?

1 dead baby, nailed to 13 trees.

What's hotter than 5 18 year olds?

18 5 year olds.

What's black, blue, purple, and green, and hangs in my back yard?

It's my nigger, I'll paint him what ever color I want.

What do you call an indian with a peg leg?

A waste of lumber.

What's the difference between the Chinese and the Japanese?

The Japanese kill themselves, while the Chinese just kill their daughters.
"Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact." - Carl Sagan

This is the response of the defenders of Sparta to the Commander of the Roman Army: "If you are a god, you will not hurt those who have never injured you. If you are a man, advance - you will find men equal to yourself. And women.
MrProfound
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7/17/2013 7:52:59 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What do White men love more then dividing and conquering?

Good head from an Asian woman.

What do Black men fear more then the lack of chicken?

The lack of White women.
Maikuru
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7/17/2013 7:53:46 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/12/2013 3:30:46 AM, FREEDO wrote:
What's the worst part about a car full of black people driving off a cliff?

They were my friends.

LOL!
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Khaos_Mage
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7/17/2013 10:43:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Paraphrased from Emo Phillips:

When I was a kid, it was my birthday and I was given a cake with lit candles, and my dad said, "Make a wish and blow the candles out".

I closed my eyes, made my wish and blow as hard as I could. I blew them all out. My dad asked, "what did you wish for".

"That you would stop beating up mom."

"Well, since you said it out loud, it won't come true."
My work here is, finally, done.
MrProfound
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7/18/2013 10:25:56 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/17/2013 10:43:22 PM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
Paraphrased from Emo Phillips:

When I was a kid, it was my birthday and I was given a cake with lit candles, and my dad said, "Make a wish and blow the candles out".

I closed my eyes, made my wish and blow as hard as I could. I blew them all out. My dad asked, "what did you wish for".

"That you would stop beating up mom."

"Well, since you said it out loud, it won't come true."

WOW! That is so brutal. Lmao.
Poetaster
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7/18/2013 12:33:04 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Murder is good.
"The book you are looking for hasn't been written yet. What you are looking for you are going to have to find yourself, it's not going to be in a book..." -Sidewalker
Jack212
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7/22/2013 5:18:02 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Why did the traffic warden cross the road? To ticket the illegally parked ambulance about to take his son to hospital.
Noctan
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7/31/2013 1:39:58 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
My grandmother actually died of a heart attack at my 9th birthday party. It messed me up for a little bit. I learned a lesson. Be careful what you wish for.
I can manage my anger if people can manage their stupidity.
1Percenter
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7/31/2013 5:30:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/31/2013 1:39:58 PM, Noctan wrote:
My grandmother actually died of a heart attack at my 9th birthday party. It messed me up for a little bit. I learned a lesson. Be careful what you wish for.

Aw. I love my grandmother very much! But sometimes I think she's just in it for the sex.
rajun
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8/14/2013 5:31:06 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
What is worse than the smell of 100 old socks?

Justin Bieber.
Only cool guys can see this....
spankme
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8/14/2013 3:54:55 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/17/2013 10:43:22 PM, Khaos_Mage wrote:
Paraphrased from Emo Phillips:

When I was a kid, it was my birthday and I was given a cake with lit candles, and my dad said, "Make a wish and blow the candles out".

I closed my eyes, made my wish and blow as hard as I could. I blew them all out. My dad asked, "what did you wish for".

"That you would stop beating up mom."

"Well, since you said it out loud, it won't come true."

LMFAO!
What's black and blue and red all over?
The woman who disobeyed.
Why are you reading my signature if you want to read something intelligent look above
spankme
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8/16/2013 8:01:20 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What does a smart woman do after she gets out of the battered woman's shelter?
Cleans the dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What's the definition of mass-mahem?
Father's Day in Harlem.

What do you a tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, ya done told the bitch twice.
Why are you reading my signature if you want to read something intelligent look above
Maxwell61
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8/16/2013 10:27:07 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
my ex wife wasn't bad...she was just screwing all my friends and you know me...i aint got no enemies!!!

Me and my wife are still in love after 35 years..no sex though...when we take our clothes off we can't stop laughing

my wife Loves to talk when she is having sex...last night she called me from Memphis!!!1

my family was stupid..during the civil war my ancestors fought for the west

A drunk staggers out of a bar sees a parking meter, goes over to it puts in a quarter and turns the dial...he said"Oh Crap, i just lost a hundred pounds