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Babeslayer
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7/9/2013 11:44:36 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yo mama so fat she needs cheatcodes for Wii Fit!

Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye!

Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age... SHE FREAKING DIED.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks seaweed is something that fish smoke.

Yo mama so short she hang-glides on a dorito!

Yo mama so poor she brings a grocery list to the garbage truck.

Yo mama so hairy bigfoot takes HER picture!
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Jack212
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7/22/2013 5:23:04 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yo mama so fat that when I fvcked her, I got lost inside for 3 days. I eventually crawled back out, and now I have a pet crab named Alfred.
rajun
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8/9/2013 1:20:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
yo mama hairy and stinky and flies roam around her pinky...
Only cool guys can see this....
rajun
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8/25/2013 3:15:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/9/2013 11:44:36 AM, Babeslayer wrote:
Yo mama so fat she needs cheatcodes for Wii Fit!

Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye!

Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age... SHE FREAKING DIED.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks seaweed is something that fish smoke.

Yo mama so short she hang-glides on a dorito!

Yo mama so poor she brings a grocery list to the garbage truck.

Yo mama so hairy bigfoot takes HER picture!

..................................

Yo mama so fat that when she passed by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Only cool guys can see this....
Mathhelper
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8/26/2013 1:35:44 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Your mama's so
fat- she got baptized at seaworld.
When god said let there be light, he asked your mom to move.
when she goes on a elevator, she has to go down.
she when into Gap and filled it
she fell on walmart and lowered all the prices

Stupid-She tried to make the ABC's by using mnms
she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
she stared at orange juice because it said concentrate
William was here
leojm
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8/29/2013 12:20:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/25/2013 6:49:01 AM, Jack212 wrote:
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for having 10 pounds of crack.

I'm sorry I can't contain ma self.
Chillwitm888
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8/29/2013 12:33:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yo mama is like geico so easy a cave man can do it
Yo mama is like a doorknob... Everybody gets a turn
leojm
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8/29/2013 12:34:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/29/2013 12:33:00 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
Yo mama is like geico so easy a cave man can do it
Yo mama is like a doorknob... Everybody gets a turn

oh, well we were not expecting this, but what the h3ll right, it's a free damn country.
Chillwitm888
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8/29/2013 12:36:04 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/29/2013 12:34:16 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:33:00 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
Yo mama is like geico so easy a cave man can do it
Yo mama is like a doorknob... Everybody gets a turn

oh, well we were not expecting this, but what the h3ll right, it's a free damn country.

Oops did I do it wrong? Or nsfw...?
leojm
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8/29/2013 12:37:47 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/29/2013 12:36:04 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:34:16 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:33:00 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
Yo mama is like geico so easy a cave man can do it
Yo mama is like a doorknob... Everybody gets a turn

oh, well we were not expecting this, but what the h3ll right, it's a free damn country.

Oops did I do it wrong? Or nsfw...?

Is there another way? I'd like to hear it.
Chillwitm888
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8/29/2013 12:38:41 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/29/2013 12:37:47 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:36:04 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:34:16 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:33:00 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
Yo mama is like geico so easy a cave man can do it
Yo mama is like a doorknob... Everybody gets a turn

oh, well we were not expecting this, but what the h3ll right, it's a free damn country.

Oops did I do it wrong? Or nsfw...?

Is there another way? I'd like to hear it.

So why did u not expect it?
leojm
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8/29/2013 12:39:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/29/2013 12:38:41 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:37:47 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:36:04 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:34:16 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:33:00 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
Yo mama is like geico so easy a cave man can do it
Yo mama is like a doorknob... Everybody gets a turn

oh, well we were not expecting this, but what the h3ll right, it's a free damn country.

Oops did I do it wrong? Or nsfw...?

Is there another way? I'd like to hear it.

So why did u not expect it?

Well all these are clean jokes, then you come out of nowhere and bring it in. That's fine though, It's the dang internet, nothing is not R rated.
Chillwitm888
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8/29/2013 12:43:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/29/2013 12:39:56 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:38:41 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:37:47 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:36:04 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:34:16 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:33:00 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
Yo mama is like geico so easy a cave man can do it
Yo mama is like a doorknob... Everybody gets a turn

oh, well we were not expecting this, but what the h3ll right, it's a free damn country.

Oops did I do it wrong? Or nsfw...?

Is there another way? I'd like to hear it.

So why did u not expect it?

Well all these are clean jokes, then you come out of nowhere and bring it in. That's fine though, It's the dang internet, nothing is not R rated.
Well the first joke or second on the page is kinda similar
And I asked is it the right way to do it... If its right, is it nsfw (not safe for work)
leojm
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8/29/2013 12:45:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/29/2013 12:43:25 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:39:56 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:38:41 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:37:47 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:36:04 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:34:16 PM, leojm wrote:
At 8/29/2013 12:33:00 PM, Chillwitm888 wrote:
Yo mama is like geico so easy a cave man can do it
Yo mama is like a doorknob... Everybody gets a turn

oh, well we were not expecting this, but what the h3ll right, it's a free damn country.

Oops did I do it wrong? Or nsfw...?

Is there another way? I'd like to hear it.

So why did u not expect it?

Well all these are clean jokes, then you come out of nowhere and bring it in. That's fine though, It's the dang internet, nothing is not R rated.
Well the first joke or second on the page is kinda similar
And I asked is it the right way to do it... If its right, is it nsfw (not safe for work)

oh anything is safe for here. If little girls and boys get offended, then they shouldn't be on internet. It's just that.
leojm
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8/29/2013 12:56:09 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/26/2013 1:35:44 AM, Mathhelper wrote:
Your mama's so
fat- she got baptized at seaworld.
When god said let there be light, he asked your mom to move.
when she goes on a elevator, she has to go down.
she when into Gap and filled it
she fell on walmart and lowered all the prices

Stupid-She tried to make the ABC's by using mnms
she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
she stared at orange juice because it said concentrate

oh gees I just can't take it I'm crying from laughter and my stomach hurts. haha. :) Can't.....Stop......Laughing......sooo....much!!!
cybertron1998
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8/29/2013 3:36:40 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
yo mama so dirty that....no there are to many curse words and this site has "parental issues"
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
leojm
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8/29/2013 5:55:07 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!

(Great now I totally lost it. ahh I can't stop laughing, I can picture it all.
leojm
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8/29/2013 5:57:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Yo mama is so fat that her butt drags on the ground and kids yell - "there goes santa claus with his bag of toys!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
leojm
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8/29/2013 5:57:27 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing "We Are Family".

Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
cybertron1998
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8/29/2013 6:56:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/29/2013 5:57:00 PM, leojm wrote:
Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Yo mama is so fat that her butt drags on the ground and kids yell - "there goes santa claus with his bag of toys!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

bolded is so very very dirty
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
cybertron1998
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8/29/2013 6:57:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
yo mama so ugly she looked at a cop and was charged for mooning aka yo mama has but face.
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
leojm
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8/29/2013 7:48:49 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/29/2013 6:56:19 PM, cybertron1998 wrote:
At 8/29/2013 5:57:00 PM, leojm wrote:
Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Yo mama is so fat that her butt drags on the ground and kids yell - "there goes santa claus with his bag of toys!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

bolded is so very very dirty

sorry, just found it on the internet after all, nothing is not R rated anymore.