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rajun
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8/9/2013 1:03:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 10:00:16 AM, Irresistable wrote:
rajun thought he could be funny.

Best Joke Ever

..........
he he he...did that work for someone? no.
irresistable thinks he can joke....
just see how they throw rotten eggs at you!

As for a joke, here it goes...

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: So, honey, how was the trip?

Very good, thank you.

And, what happened to my present?

Which present?

what I asked for, the English girl?!

Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!
Only cool guys can see this....
Irresistable
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8/9/2013 6:36:47 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 1:03:38 PM, rajun wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:00:16 AM, Irresistable wrote:
rajun thought he could be funny.

Best Joke Ever

..........
he he he...did that work for someone? no.
irresistable thinks he can joke....
just see how they throw rotten eggs at you!

As for a joke, here it goes...

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: So, honey, how was the trip?

Very good, thank you.

And, what happened to my present?

Which present?

what I asked for, the English girl?!

Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!

...
spankme
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8/12/2013 4:16:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What does a dog do that a man can step into?
Pants

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?
Shake hands

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.
Why are you reading my signature if you want to read something intelligent look above
Jack212
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8/21/2013 5:07:09 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
i_heart_minecraft
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8/21/2013 7:19:01 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Whats the difference between a White Jew and a Black Jew?

The Black Jew has to stand in the back of the oven.
leojm
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8/29/2013 12:21:59 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 1:03:38 PM, rajun wrote:
At 8/9/2013 10:00:16 AM, Irresistable wrote:
rajun thought he could be funny.

Best Joke Ever

..........
he he he...did that work for someone? no.
irresistable thinks he can joke....
just see how they throw rotten eggs at you!

As for a joke, here it goes...

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: So, honey, how was the trip?

Very good, thank you.

And, what happened to my present?

Which present?

what I asked for, the English girl?!

Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!

nice slow to the ending but it was a surprise. :)
leojm
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8/29/2013 12:22:45 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/21/2013 5:07:09 AM, Jack212 wrote:
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.

haha.
rajun
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8/30/2013 5:24:33 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
lol!
A new element called woman :

A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table which is recommended by
my experienced friend.
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 - 200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Surface usually covered with thin painted film
Boils at room Temperature
Freezes without any known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Sweeter under certain conditions
Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore
Ductile if moulded properly
Yields to pressure applied at correct points
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and
absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in
alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
AVAILABLITY:
Available in wide different forms and varieties
Can be easily seen in all busy areas
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact
with each other
!!! WARNING !!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE ! SEVERE
FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS.
NOTE: New properties are still being discovered. Please wait for updates.
If you have found some properties not listed above,please suggest
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beng000
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1/25/2014 8:02:22 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Hyper Wicked is an online entertainment website for those who aim to treat their boredom online. We"ve been posting crazy things online such as crazy and crazy videos, very crazy and awesome pictures which will certainly entertain you.