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Sitara
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9/30/2013 7:44:24 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Q: Why should you invest in Nazi stocks? A: It is the quickest, fascist, way to make money. ;)
Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes? A: Little knotsies. ;)
Q: Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby? 2nd Q: What's a matter baby? A: Nothing sweetie, how about you? ;)
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Zero, they fear change. ;)
Q: What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? A: You can unscrew the pregnant woman. ;)
yay842
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10/8/2013 8:56:51 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it can.
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10/8/2013 8:58:08 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it can.

Why was six scared of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are incapable of feelings and are not sentiment.
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10/8/2013 9:04:49 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/8/2013 8:56:51 PM, yay842 wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it can.

I HAVE A DREAM TODAY!!! A dream that one day, in this great nation we call America, the chicken can cross the road without his motives being questioned!!!
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop? 1, 2, 3, *crunch* SON OF A !@#%!@#$!@$%$^^$$#%!!!

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cybertron1998
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10/13/2013 4:42:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 9/30/2013 7:44:24 PM, Sitara wrote:
Q: Why should you invest in Nazi stocks? A: It is the quickest, fascist, way to make money. ;)
Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes? A: Little knotsies. ;)
Q: Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby? 2nd Q: What's a matter baby? A: Nothing sweetie, how about you? ;)
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Zero, they fear change. ;)
Q: What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? A: You can't unscrew the pregnant woman. ;)

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Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
AnDoctuir
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10/13/2013 4:44:11 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What did the hedgehog say when the mole fell on top of him?

HOLY MOLY!

I made that up, I own.
Beverlee
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10/13/2013 4:45:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clear plastic wrap for shorts. The doctor says, "well, I can clearly see your nuts."
Beverlee
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10/13/2013 4:53:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

This one you sort of have to say out loud. If you write it down, it's just a lie.
AnDoctuir
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10/13/2013 5:11:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Two oranges walk into a bar.... One turns to the other and says "You're round".

Also, better said than written.