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yay842
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10/7/2013 7:30:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
I dedicate this topic to the best Yo Mama Jokes.
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10/8/2013 7:07:49 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
yo mama so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite!
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WOAH, COLORED FONT!
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10/8/2013 8:55:18 PM
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Yo mama so poor, she couldn't afford to pay attention.
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10/9/2013 7:02:17 PM
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Yo mama is so fat that her fart was mistaken for the destruction of Hiroshima.
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10/9/2013 8:34:48 PM
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Your mother is so intellectually unsound that she was brutalized by apparent and obviously unmoving vehicle.

Or so your other may understand: Yo MAMA is so stupid, she was hit by a parked car.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop? 1, 2, 3, *crunch* SON OF A !@#%!@#$!@$%$^^$$#%!!!

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10/9/2013 9:40:28 PM
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Yo Mama so fat, you need 15 skilled warlocks to summon her.
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10/10/2013 12:54:06 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/7/2013 7:30:48 PM, yay842 wrote:
I dedicate this topic to the best Yo Mama Jokes.

Yo mama's so ugly, I didn't f*ck her. Not even to spite you.
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10/12/2013 1:55:04 AM
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Yo mama is so fat that she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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10/16/2013 10:05:20 AM
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Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on her scale
Yo momma so fat she uses a boomerang to put on a belt
Yo momma so stupid she thought tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
Trololol -Kayla
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10/16/2013 1:48:07 PM
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Your momma so old, her license plate was written in hieroglyphics!
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10/17/2013 7:37:30 PM
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Yo mama so stupid and poor, she stole free food.
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10/17/2013 10:16:00 PM
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Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to alphabetize m&ms!
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10/22/2013 8:00:06 PM
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Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
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10/26/2013 11:30:55 AM
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Yo Mama so fat, she comes from both sides of the family!
Yo Mama so fat, her belt size is E-quator!
Yo Mama so fat, she got stuck in the Grand Canyon!
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yay842
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10/30/2013 7:07:15 PM
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Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate expired.
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11/5/2013 8:03:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/12/2013 1:55:04 AM, yay842 wrote:
Yo mama is so fat that she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

I love it!
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11/18/2013 3:40:47 PM
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At 10/17/2013 7:37:30 PM, yay842 wrote:
Yo mama so stupid and poor, she stole free food.

Actually, someone broke my grand father's car window to steal a fuz buster, but the door was unlocked.
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11/21/2013 1:22:00 AM
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Yo mama is so fat that the universe orbits around her.
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11/22/2013 6:43:52 AM
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At 10/9/2013 7:02:17 PM, yay842 wrote:
Yo mama is so fat that her fart was mistaken for the destruction of Hiroshima.

hahaha,..........,lolzzz
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12/3/2013 7:05:52 PM
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Yo mama like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
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12/4/2013 11:29:42 PM
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At 12/2/2013 3:21:46 PM, abyteofbrain wrote:
Yo mama's so stupid, she voted for Obama.

Yo mama's so stupid, she's a Republican.
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