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NorthDebater
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10/19/2013 5:37:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
What is the weirdest pick up line you have ever heard?

Do you have any favorites?

Share, id love to hear them!(:
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10/19/2013 6:28:35 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
These are some perverted ones I heard while I was in Middle School.

"Hey girl, do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong!"

"You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive!"

Ah, good times.
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10/19/2013 7:45:22 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

When you fell from Heaven.
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10/22/2013 6:13:19 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 10/22/2013 12:28:12 PM, GiantSpoonMan wrote:
Hey girl you lookin mighty fine, I have a gun, get in my van.

This is a predator pick up line. lol , It is still funny!(:
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10/22/2013 7:06:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
"Excuse me, Miss?"

"Yes?"

"May I please have directions?"

"If I can help. To where?"

"Your heart?"

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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11/2/2013 1:42:08 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only Ten-I-see.
Why don't you make like a zombie and eat me.
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11/15/2013 12:23:08 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Go straight up to a girl, say, "SUP, B*TCH!"
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11/15/2013 6:21:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Never say, "Do the drapes match the carpets?"
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
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11/16/2013 2:34:23 AM
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At 11/15/2013 6:21:55 AM, cybertron1998 wrote:
Never say, "Do the drapes match the carpets?"

Do the drapes match the carpets?
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11/16/2013 7:44:43 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
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11/16/2013 11:16:24 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 11/16/2013 2:34:23 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 11/15/2013 6:21:55 AM, cybertron1998 wrote:
Never say, "Do the drapes match the carpets?"

Do the drapes match the carpets?

Do you even know what that means?
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
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11/16/2013 1:21:39 PM
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At 11/16/2013 11:16:24 AM, cybertron1998 wrote:
At 11/16/2013 2:34:23 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 11/15/2013 6:21:55 AM, cybertron1998 wrote:
Never say, "Do the drapes match the carpets?"

Do the drapes match the carpets?

Do you even know what that means?

yea, it means that the feng shui is well in your home if you have a nicely designed color matching in the room if the drapes match the carpets.
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11/16/2013 1:24:23 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 11/16/2013 1:21:39 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 11/16/2013 11:16:24 AM, cybertron1998 wrote:
At 11/16/2013 2:34:23 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 11/15/2013 6:21:55 AM, cybertron1998 wrote:
Never say, "Do the drapes match the carpets?"

Do the drapes match the carpets?

Do you even know what that means?

yea, it means that the feng shui is well in your home if you have a nicely designed color matching in the room if the drapes match the carpets.

Then no you don't know its meaning.
Epsilon: There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
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11/16/2013 1:24:48 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 11/16/2013 1:24:23 PM, cybertron1998 wrote:
At 11/16/2013 1:21:39 PM, yay842 wrote:
At 11/16/2013 11:16:24 AM, cybertron1998 wrote:
At 11/16/2013 2:34:23 AM, yay842 wrote:
At 11/15/2013 6:21:55 AM, cybertron1998 wrote:
Never say, "Do the drapes match the carpets?"

Do the drapes match the carpets?

Do you even know what that means?

yea, it means that the feng shui is well in your home if you have a nicely designed color matching in the room if the drapes match the carpets.

Then no you don't know its meaning.

also that the pubic hair matches the hair
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11/22/2013 9:04:25 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
one of the wirdest things i have ever heard was
" i wish you were my homework"
me: why ?
"so i can do you on the table all night long"
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11/22/2013 9:46:15 AM
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I heard this on a radio contest for corny pick-up lines.

"Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got -FINE FINE FINE written all over you.
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11/23/2013 4:43:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Nice shoes; wanna f***?

I'm pretty sure that's as good as they come.
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11/23/2013 10:14:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 11/23/2013 4:43:17 PM, SolonKR wrote:
Nice shoes; wanna f***?

I'm pretty sure that's as good as they come.

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11/23/2013 10:22:41 PM
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Some guy at my college--admittedly, he's this really attractive indian guy--got one of my friend's friends to sleep with him by talking about the bagel she had bout for breakfast. WTF...literally.
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11/24/2013 2:43:11 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
LETS HAVE SEX!

*10 minutes later*

1. you wake up in bed
2. you wake up in a dumpster
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