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11/29/2013 4:23:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
This is mine. It is Very British and I'm not sure if it "crosses the pond".
Scenario: court room with prisoner, clerk-to-court and judge (who is hard of hearing).
Judge: "prisoner, before I pass sentence what do you have to say for yourself?"
Prisoner: "f!ck all!"
Judge: "what did the prisoner say mr clerk?"
Clerk: "f!ck all your honour!"
Judge: "that's funny - I could have sworn he said something!"
Up yours!